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 "He wouldnt have got beaten to death by a savage nigger if he was porn addict gooner like me" is the novelty take to top all novelty takes.  Truly beyond parody.  Dissident Sounding-Sama, I kneel.. 
 That was the fucking funniest thing I've read in years. If I weren't walking my dog in public right now I'd be howling with laughter on my floor 
 I'm genuinely thunderstruck.  I'm still processing it and psionically reeling from it 
 "Not only would I never get stabbed because I don't leave my goon cave but a nigger wouldn't even approach me on the street because of the intense despair that comes off me in overpowering waves :02smug: " 
 "Indeed, the only thing threatening my life is diabetes and getting an infection in my pepper pickle because I didn't wash my fleshlight properly. I am truly a king (of coom)" 
 “My semen-sweat-estrogen stench repels even the lowliest niggers” 
 Gimme a spray bottle full of that, please. 
 we need to set this fag up on the masturbation machines to create a nigger repellent spray 
 Bro uses his psionic jelq powers to incinerate any nigger who so much as raises a finger against him