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 I spoke to early... fuck!
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 Orange coin good or orange coin bad? 
 Hi

#introductions 
 Yo  
 FYI: i am using chachi.chat on my desktop computer and on mobile im using the 0xchat mobile app for Android. 0xchat also exists for iOS. chachi.chat and 0xchat are both using NIP-29 so they're interoperable.  
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 I was able to add 3 groups last night. I believe I searched for them and I had to request to join them, even though I already did on chatchi. 
 Does the version on Zapstore not use GMS? 
 every time i use chachi.chat, which is awesome by the way, reminds me of a family wedding about 10 years ago. 

after the wedding reception ended. we went back to the hotel and commandeered the hotel bar and turned it into one hell of an after party.  we took over the entire hotel bar and lobby area. music was bumping. drinks were flowing. good times were being had. our wedding party and family of roughly 50 people were having a blast.

then a random guy showed up at the bar. he watched me buy a round of shots for about 12 family members and he wanted one.

i included him and got him one. he told me that his name was 'Chachi'. he said that he wanted to do another round and he would buy the next round.

after that round, i told him he was now part of the family. so, he bought everyone a third round. i told him some stories, as you do when you're drinking. (have we drank alcohol together? you will understand this part of my personality. im a story teller.)

this Chachi guy was just like me, a real partier, a real story teller, he became my new best friend. we were making sure everyone was having a good time. walking around to every little group, mingling.

my aunt comes up to me and tells me she's very impressed how i got some random guy to buy 2 rounds of shots for all of us. i said, i bet if i buy another round, he'd buy another round of drinks for everyone. i was confident he'd do it. after all, he was like me.

i bought another round and sure enough, he bought the next.

things at this point get a little blurry at this point...

long story short, the next morning when we came downstairs to get breakfast, Chachi was sleeping on the hotel lobby couch.

classic Chachi.

we had a good time discussing the previous night's happenings, laughing, reminiscing, and saying our goodbyes.

i was a little sad that i'd never see Chachi again. after all, we got along so very well the night before.

about 2 months later, one of my cousin's saw Chachi at a bowling alley. she went up to him saying calling Chachi, Chachi, etc. his friends looked at him like who the hell is this random girl yelling at you a name that is clearly not your name.

LOL!

classic Chachi. 
 Classic Chachi 🤣 
 Oh absolutely. We have good times. 
 Always be making friends. 
 That's what I told Chachi 👀 
 CHACHI IF YOURE OUT THERE, I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL. 
 GMmmmmmmm lol 
 PV 🫂 
 Let’s see how this one goes.

#introductions 
 We've been waiting for you. Welcome to the world of decentralized social communication 💜🤙🏻🫂 
 #askjobstr 👇👇 nostr:note1qpewne842yrahxu4lm0na98ztvcq6zlt7atf6vv55jgup3n27pxqgp0sth 
 Ostrich.work 
 I'm a mother f****** sexy ass b****!!! 
 I like Curt's energy.
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 The latest Pokey is working perfectly. Thanks nostr:nprofile1qqsxg45ph8gx0vdrvtzta6xal7v86frx6jvstsnvhrlvtehmwwh4epqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuvrcvd5xzapwvdhk6tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9nhwden5te0v4jx2m3wdehhxarj9ekxzmny9ua2vh28 https://nostrcheck.me/media/3f770d65d3a764a9c5cb503ae123e62ec7598ad035d836e2a810f3877a745b24/74ec8c2aea9d016206ae489cbc82f50ac3dcd96b462e1c886cd6ad413729bf2b.webp 
 Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🤙🏻💜🫂

Freedom technology is sexy. Pass it on. 
 Change the narrative 🥵 
 What's up, Constantin? GM PV 🫂 
 Hey Colin, GM PV 🤙🏻 
 There we go. This is how you win. 🤙🏻🫂💜 
 GM PV Marcel! 💜🫂🤙🏻 
 Yes. Yes we are. Good morning 🌄 
 Accurate 😂 Good morning 🌄 
 Absolutely. PV 🤙🏻 
 Pura vida 🤙🏻 
 PV 🫂🤙🏻💜 
 HOLY SHIT I HAVE A MASSIVE BREAKING NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ON THE NEXY LINE OF THIS NOTE

gm 
 BREAKSCLUSIVE: 

no one likes announcements of announcements. but here's the thing. it gets people talking about the upcoming announcement, completing the original mission. 

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 it looks like you're staring into my soul. they're fine. really. <3 i just feel judged. don't judge me roya. im trying my best. 
 nostr:npub18rjdwux48asrcz25k32tqfxeuunwcm64v0eqvm8vw9aljyytfyss68fxch just picked us up at the ai... 
 Napoleon is the man. 🔥🔥🔥 
 What age did y’all become parents? 
 30 
 When you comment a note in Lume, it will use NIP-22 
 I believe it does too. 
 Bluesky is basically X but for leftists who can’t meme or take a joke. 
 They love Bitcoin there. 
 This is no simple task to figure out for most people and is not a viable way of verifying high pr... 
 Dude. It's super simple. This isn't them, but if it was:

Social media manager: hey IT team I'm putting in a request for a thing. 

IT team: rolls face across keyboard 

Social media manager: updates profile with the text the IT team gave them. 
 Perhaps. 
 I like to think that I keep a pretty open mind, but…

…AG MATT FCKIN GAETZ?!?! 
 Many leopards are going to eat well over the next few years. 
 When I saw that notification (I use the Gemini credit card for gas and sats back) I about had a heart attack 😂 
 Rogue employee probably? 🤣 
 Interesting that she got a different number than I did. 
 Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsp2wdswcnnykz6jg5skv34tth9qw34x22ev4l42jcje25hjzt5yxspzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7wg60vc! That was fun! Good luck with the onboarding! 🫂💜🤙🏻 
 Thank you for participating and watching. 
 want to help me help new nostriches? i made a nostr help chat.

https://chachi.chat/groups.0xchat.com/aBRbUKqe4DKVT0CB 
 It's not very mobile friendly, but it works with Kiwi just fine. 
 The struggle. 
 Too hard. 
 No. Nostriches helping Nostriches. 
 My cousin that I orange pilled last year has orange pilled her husband. He bought bitcoin today. And she's getting her younger brother a BitKey for Christmas. This feels like winning. 
 Eh. Who knows? He'll be fine. 
 Sames 🤝🏻 
 If she did her job 😂 
 My cousin has been buying since like 25K or so. Whatever the price was in February 2023. She's prepared. Her new husband, maybe not 😂 
 Welp. That was fun. See you all in four more years. 
 Bitcoin died. 
 This is one of those shitposts. 
 Correct. It's a bored Nostrich. Per the usual. At least they're not scamming for zaps. 
 What’s a great first podcast episode for a total newb to learn about bitcoin? 
 I too recommend nostr:nprofile1qqstnem9g6aqv3tw6vqaneftcj06frns56lj9q470gdww228vysz8hqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm4wfex2mn59en8j6gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgsj2ata podcasts 😀