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 Welp. That was fun. See you all in four more years. 
 So bored 
 Is that why you made The Guardian npub? 👀 
 As part of our ongoing commitment to amplifying a range of perspectives, The Guardian is inviting... 
 You'll need to create a Nostr address with a guardian domain name or post this npub on a verified account on another platform to make people trust you. Until that happens, this is just another scammer profile.

If you need help, let me know. 
 Me hanging out with my fellow walled garden enjoyers.
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 actually i do see a change lol. i only see my own notes in my home/contacts feed. #officialbugreport
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 weekly notedeck check-in. i don't see a lot of visual changes, so i assume there's a lot of work going on under the hood. 
 The home feed / contacts feed seems to be broken and only showing my notes. 
 Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts! 
 🧐 
 I charged the iPhone. It's called "First Aid".

Thanks, me. 
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 nah, i've just been borrowing an old iphone from my niece for a last couple of months so that i can better help people that use iOS 
 nostr:nprofile1qqsraldwhvwcjgltmxwfu7kw8dqef2692yhzheuurd7k3kfy8cxjdqgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3samnwvaz7tmhv4kxxmmdv5hxummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0v4jx2m3wdehhxarj9ekxzmnype9f6h users, what are the steps to get into the 911 emergency fix thing? My iPhone is dead and someone needs this. Plz halp! 
 No. This is a Damus menu item. 
 I charged the iPhone. It's called "First Aid".

Thanks, me. 
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 hi I'm a newbie, I need technical help! #nostr #nostrhelp #technicaldifficulties  
 Hi. What do you need help with? 
 No. CashApp does not support NWC. 
 Here's my personal list. It may need to be updated.

NIP-57 Zaps compatible wallets update:

Strike.army (Dead)
Vida.page (Dead)
Stacker.news (Dead)
Bitcoin Jungle
LightningTipBot (Dead)
Geyser
Bitcoin Beach (Blink)
Current (Client+Wallet)
Wallet of Satoshi
Zebedee
Alby
AnonSats
Strike
Primal (Client+wallet)
Coinos
Machankura (8333.mobi)
vipsats.app
lifpay.me
npub.cash
minibits.cash
foutain.fm
sats.mobi

Self Custody: 
BTCPay Server (your own domain)
nostdress (your own domain)
LNBits (your own domain)
Thunderhub (ghst.to)
Zeus (zeuspay.com)
Voltage
Ligess (your own domain)]
Mutiny Wallet (Dead) 
 oh sorry, this is not NWC, but Zaps. 
 "I don't need the password. Just send me the account name. That's all I need."

*Proceeds to send the password in the service ticket.*

🤦🏻‍♂️ 
 Possibly not in this case. 
 Like most of you, I have been warning my family and friends about this imminent pump for YEARS. A... 
 I had one family member listen. Just one. Hell, no friends listened either. 
 Ugh. They're literally trying to find use cases for their heavy bags. Some people. 
 Doge has always been a Shitcoin. But yes, creating a department and having two bosses doesn't sound very efficient. Well, unless their first order of business is to close the department and fire themselves.  
 My sub 50k buy orders are not getting filled anytime soon, are they? lol 
 Ask Satoshi to do you a solid. 
 nostr:nprofile1qqsw3znfr6vdnxrujezjrhlkqqjlvpcqx79ys7gcph9mkjjsy7zsgygpr9mhxue69uhhqatjv9mxjerp9e... 
 ….

#introductions 
 Welcome to the world of decentralized social communication! Welcome to Nostr! 🤙🏻💜🫂 
 There’s no excuse to not have a girlfriend by Thanksgiving. 
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 Good thing Bitcoin is permissionless. 
 If we reach 100k today I’ll call in sick for tomorrow and open a bottle of champagne 
 Oof. Sounds like fun. I have too much shit going on for the next two weeks. Enjoy for me. 
 How else am I supposed to stack?  
 I'd love that to be honest. 
 Stablecoins will be used as a path to a CBDC. 
 Agree 💯 
 LOL in order to save  nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 marri... 
 A true bro. Keep her distracted while I may oray not post 90s GIFs celebrating each step up. 
 Nostr passed 100K zaps a long, long time ago. We're on the way to 4,000,000 zaps. 

https://m.primal.net/MBzT.png  
 damn. im gonna have to post another 90s movie GIF soon. not enough time to enjoy my shitposts. 
 4M individual zap events. 
 Nostr seems to be where all the kids who grew up in the 80s and 90s, and all the kids who wish th... 
 I think this is the best description of Nostr to date. 
 Accurate as fuck. 
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 I was running late & forgot my laptop. I may be annoying today. Apologies in advance.  
 Doh. I once was off my normal morning routine and drove 40 of my 60 minute commute to work before I had realized I forgot my laptop. Oof. 
 nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424  on NostrNests.com could it... 
 That sounds like an advertisement. Meh. I'm not really a fan. When they schedule it, it will show up. 
 Goodmorning ☕ 
 PV 🤙🏻 
 What is the verb used to describe posting on nostr? "to nostr"? 

#asknostr 
 note 
 It's only a cult I'd your wear the Nike's and drink the Kool-aid. 
 #Pokey users: I assume the application is also been broken for you since 0.0.7 launched 5 days ago? Notifications will come in when the service starts, but won't come in again until the service is stopped and restarted. And then stop immediately afterwards 😂 Rinse and repeat. 
 I think the best version was the second release 🥹 Everything worked. 
 Building locally and onboarding your community is a noble task. Let's go! 🔥🔥🔥 
 Welcome to the world of decentralized social communication! Welcome to Nostr. Great photos! 🤙🏻💜🫂 
 I need a new Nostr app to play with. What's something new and/or exciting that you've come across recently? Android, iOS, desktop, web, doesn't matter. 
 yes. I use it sometimes.