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 If I publish my annual node syncing tests on Christmas Eve, will anyone read them? 🤔 
 Over the course of 2023:

Reachable Bitcoin nodes are up 16% to 16,837

Reachable Ethereum nodes are down 25% to 7,483

Reachable Bitcoin Cash nodes are down 28% to 645

Reachable Zcash nodes are down 48% to 4,175 
 Yes 
 I use bitnodes 
 Looks like up 92% to 3,750 though the only tracker admits that it's not trying to find all the nodes, so accuracy is unreliable. 
 I run 6 Bitcoin nodes. 😇 
 Premo cope on the bcash subreddit this week:

"When MTGOX payouts happen next year, the OGs will rush to convert their BTC to BCH since you can get 200 BCH per BTC!"

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 
 If you carry a gun you should carry a tourniquet.

This is a pretty interesting option, though unfortunately only for open carry.

https://aliengearholsters.com/taq-strap 
 Why carry a gun?
Because you can't carry a cop.

Why carry a tourniquet?
Because you can't carry a medic. 
 Gm,

Was feeling degen last night with some friends.

But instead of scamming people, hyping up n... 
 Casinos are pretty rare in America. 
 ozonated olive oil is witchcraft for skin weirdness fyi! 
 Instructions unclear, do I shower with it? 
 It's quite refreshing to see that fucktard on X calling us all treasonous. It's basically one step removed from calling for our execution.

If you're not an enemy of the State, you're not Bitcoining hard enough. 
 Yeah, and his only post with significant engagement was the crypto one. 
 Matthew Stoller I think? He blocked me when I suggested he try to stop me. 
 I AM HODLING 
 It's weird to see some folks acting like LLMs are the path to actual artificial intelligence.

Call me when an LLM can make deductions and have original thoughts without being fed the entirety of the Internet first. That's not how actually intelligent humans work. Of course compressing the entirety of human knowledge into a fuzzy completion machine will make it sound intelligent. You're basically making a lossy encoded compressed version of things actually intelligent people have said, with a modicum of ability to generalize by simple association and statistics.

The Turing test breaks down when you throw enough Big Data at it. Congratulations, you've beat the test. You haven't created real intelligence though, you used big data to build a parrot with a huge vocabulary. 
 I have a bunch of privacy resources here https://www.lopp.net/bitcoin-information/privacy.html#general

I wrote some thoughts on home security here: https://blog.keys.casa/a-home-defense-primer/ 
 My house's sewer bill can only be paid with physical check. They used to have some clunky online ... 
 I've found you can get around this problem by being your own sewer. 
 Transactions fees are high. Did you manage your UTXOs appropriately while fees were low? Learn how to avoid getting burned by future high fees:

https://blog.lopp.net/economically-unspendable-bitcoin-utxos/ 
 Yes, in general I wouldn't withdraw to self custody more frequently than monthly. 
 Another weekend of high fees, eh?

Can't wait to see if the madlads keep this up over the holidays. 
 Haven’t had a drink in a week. Feel way too conscious. 
 I drink so little now that I feel noticeably terrible the next day if I do. It seriously screws with my sleep quality. 
 Feeling cute. 😇

Might troll the piss outta Elizabeth Warren. 
 I did about 20 years ago.

Then I got poison oak on the same spot (ankle) and had to get steroids to fend it off. 
 Related, can you explain why BTCPay asks for an admin macaroon in order to connect a remote LND instance? Shouldn't a read-only macaroon with invoice permission suffice? 
 Really enjoying Arizona Sunshine 2 thus far.

It's pretty cool to have a German Shepherd buddy who helps warn you about enemies, slows them down, and can reach tough spots to retrieve items.

Also, I was overjoyed once I realized he can carry extra pistols for you on his tactical vest! 💪 
 Is there a VR version of Call of Duty? 
 Ah. I don't play pancake games any more. Don't even have the time to play the VR games I like! 
 It's rather amusing that Trump is winning all the Republican debates without even attending them. 
 I've enjoyed my Vive Pro for 5 years, but it appears the components are reaching end of life.

Replacement wireless adapter: $250
Replacement controllers: $200 each

The more upsetting thing is that there doesn't appear to be any significant advancement on the hardware side in 5 years. I'd love to upgrade, not just buy the same gear! 
 You really shouldn't have more than single digit percentage of your stack in a lightning wallet. 
 Yes, and if you're running a node and someone gets your admin macaroon they can drain funds. 
 Any "controller" wallet software that requires it could get compromised. Like the recent btcpay plugin that caused someone to lose several BTC. 
 It's preferable if you have to give out a macaroon for a third party integration that it's a read-only macaroon that only allows creation of invoices. 
 It's still a riskier hot wallet. Just important to realize that a vulnerability could wipe you out. 
 My idea of gambling is trying to buy the weekend blockspace dip. 
 Gonna be interesting to see how my annual node sync performance tests do this year with the popularization of inscriptions. 😊 
 Are y'all noticing a general increase or decrease in nostr activity? How's the vibe re: new users? 
 Feels a bit slower lately. 
 You'll be less confused & upset once you internalize the fact that @Luke Dashjr is Bitcoin's Tenth Man. 
 I seriously doubt many pools are discussing how to limit their revenue.

Quite the opposite - they love the recent developments that have boosted fees. 
 You're free to not mine them. 
 MY CONCERN ISN’T REALLY OCEAN. THIS IS NOT A SURPRISING MOVE BY LUKE BASED ON HIS HISTORY AND O... 
 I seriously doubt many pools are discussing how to limit their revenue.

Quite the opposite - they love the recent developments that have boosted fees. 
 Perhaps because I say what I think rather than conforming to whatever the current popular narrative is; I've been cancelled countless times.

Also, I think there's plenty of room for non-Bitcoin crypto networks that offer different utility. I explore many technologies and I don't apologize for it.

People tend to form a mental model of me based upon my posts they've seen, then they get upset when I do something that breaks their model.

IDK about "good" vs "bad" guy because it's subjective. I consider myself good because I've educated many people and also helped many folks secure their funds. I don't defraud folks - the services I provide are quite transparent, even if some folks disagree with them. 
 I supported BIP101 which was implemented in XT.

You're thinking about a change that deprioritized connections from tor exit nodes to mitigate DoS attacks conducted via tor to fill up connection slots. I was neutral on that one. 
 It's been 5 months since I critiqued Softwar and instead of rebutting any of my points, Lowery opted to disappear. 🤷‍♂️

https://blog.lopp.net/softwar-thesis-review/ 
 Not likely at all. 
 He was literally selling it as a book for months and not sharing the PDF publicly.

It has a bunch of ideas, sure. But they do not flow to create a logical conclusion that can be acted upon.

All I've done is engage in intellectual discourse. I'm not owed a response, though Lowery tried to discredit me earlier by claiming I couldn't critique his ideas without reading the thesis he was paywalling. So here we are. 
 "Bitcoin is not for storing data" takes a bit of subjective gymnastics. Bitcoin is literally a database. It's just the least performant database ever invented with some unique properties as a result.

As I've said for some time, whenever you have a database and a scripting language, you're going to have crafty devs figure out how to leverage it in unintended ways. Trying to stop them turns into a game of whack-a-mole. 
 I tend to agree. The economics should work themselves out without need for intervention. 
 I'm still seeking a rational explanation for how the Ocean pool is going to succeed in the long term if it offers miners objectively lower fee revenue than other pools. 
 That's fine, but they're not helping the network. The high fee inscriptions are just going to get mined a block later by a different pool. 
 I'm saying that the portion of hashrate that chooses ideology over profit maximization will be quite small and I'm skeptical it's a sustainable business model in such a highly competitive space. 
 It's like nostr except all posts get stored in their blockchain and it's hard to get them back out. 
 My favorite aspect of CVE remediation hell is when you get a vulnerability notification and the suggested action is "none" because it hasn't been patched.

My favorite aspect of software dependency hell is when you bump a library version and everything breaks because there's an undocumented incompatibility between a specific version of library X and a specific version of library Y. 
 Thank goodness for NGU 'cause I'm gonna need a new wardrobe every few months at this rate of body recomposition. 
 nostr:npub17u5dneh8qjp43ecfxr6u5e9sjamsmxyuekrg2nlxrrk6nj9rsyrqywt4tp thanks for everything you d... 
 You're quite welcome! 
 Please do your best to stay humble, don't dunk on the haters now that you're rich anon 
 Dunking on haters is half the fun. 
 I hate it when /r/Bitcoin is overrun by price posts. 
 You might spend some bitcoin sometimes, but you can't spend all the bitcoin all the time.  
 Dadgum dust limits. 
 If you are reading this message, you are the Resistance. 
 Softwar is incomprehensible because it's bullshit, as I explained at length.
https://blog.lopp.net/softwar-thesis-review/ 
 That's a cool false dilemma you pose. Would you like to try again without committing a logical fallacy?

I don't want folks to read softwar because they'd be wasting their time. I already wasted mine so that others don't have to. 
 I'll take that as a "no." 😆