That last one was written by Bob Malakas 

 That last one real? 

 It's not, but you know it's coming 🤡 

 Yep

It wouldn't surprise me if it were real 

 We're apparently accelerating towards Peak Water by mining. 😂 

 The climate gods will not be happy 

 The war is on 

 The umbrellas caused it too rain 

 
If you see a group of people opening umbrellas, that doesn’t mean that they caused it to rain.

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 Predictable 

 It's targeted, sticky, good... and it's your fault!
#makingshitup