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 Who hosts the best charts for global nostr stats now? Looks like all the stats sites from earlier this year have died. 
 Sadly I want time series data charts... 
 Currently playing the "how many times will I have to rebase my Bitcoin Core pull request before it gets merged" game.

Anybody know what the high score is? 
 Apparently I need to add a button to my paid contact form that says "Do you claim to be Satoshi?" and if you check yes it 10Xs the price of contacting me. 
 pretty lit season of selling sunset if I don’t say so myself. already tingling with anticipatio... 
 You certainly have some unexpected TV show interests. 
 Sometimes my friends and family say stuff like "I don't really know what you do, but you're not going to end up in prison right?"

My answer: "the services I've been building for the past 9 years are legal by default because they haven't been deemed illegal. But it's not hard to envision a dystopian near future in which I am magically turned into a criminal by authoritarian decree."

While I do sometimes worry about existential threats to my company, I can at least sleep soundly knowing that our clients' funds are not at risk. 
 By requiring noncustodial services to KYC their users. 
 Do I have to pay capital gains tax if my eggs doubled in price before I ate them? 🤔 
 Absolutely, eating the egg means you are realizing its value. HODL for a year to lock in the long term capital gains rate. 
 The stupid censor algorithms at YouTube removed my content for linking to an archive snapshot of a CoinDesk article. 🙄
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 The cost of Apple TV+ is now up 100% year over year, from $5 to $10 per month. 
 Is this adoption?  🦋 
 JFC it took me 2 hours to figure out how to upgrade my Mastodon server that was a major version behind. Only the nerdiest of sysadmins will have sovereignty in the Fediverse at this rate. 
 What I want to know is who all the folks are who have been transacting on chain this weekend. Muh off-peak fee rates! 😩 
 Is anyone else having trouble logging in to relaying.io

Are there any other user-friendly nostr relay hosting services out there? 
 I will, but also want to document options for less technical folks. 
 Remember, remember, the fifth of November.

We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can continue changing the world.

https://image.nostr.build/51e7f08b1d55cfafd23f694bf4d26240e5e5eeddf30131f8fea4c367f28fab13.jpg 
 Someone recently asked me which Civil War general I most resemble. After some research I believe it to be General James Longstreet, who served under Robert E Lee and had quite the controversial history of disagreement with his peers in the Confederacy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Longstreet

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 I need to be honest. I thought I lost my USB that had my nostr key on it and felt pretty miserabl... 
 Nostr boating accidents not quite as sensible as Bitcoin boating accidents 
 The most difficult prison to escape is your own mind. 
 Pistol Whip, one of my favorite VR games, has added the ability for folks to create & share custom levels and songs, so the total catalog size is drastically increasing!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1079800/Pistol_Whip/ 
 The folks who speculated that covid would become like the flu were right.

Now advertisements are literally suggesting getting your annual covid vaccine in the same breath as mentioning that it's time for your flu shot. 
 You know a new wave of adoption is imminent when you see an uptick in clueless noobs posting Bitcoin 101 questions in /r/BTC 😬 
 Added a new section to my resources site for anonymous sims & virtual phone numbers. Any others I should add?

https://www.lopp.net/bitcoin-information/privacy.html#sim 
 Check out my getting started section. It's all about education over acquisition.

I think folks who acquire bitcoin before they understand the risks and responsibility are likely to shoot themselves in the foot. 
 Seeing more folks creating Reddit posts asking how much bitcoin people have.

It's heartening to see the deluge of "fuck off" replies. 
 Only seeing it on /r/bitcoin thus far 
 Did a 36 hour fast, surprisingly easy. Kept myself full with water and tea. Might shoot for 60 hours next time. 
 Yerba mate  
 I went from 7 pm to 7am 
 Oh no, Voyager is upset that I haven't cashed my $10 creditor check due to the dust I couldn't withdraw after testing their service...

I never got the check because I gave them a fake address 😏 
 On this 15th anniversary of the Bitcoin whitepaper, let's have a laugh at Fraudtoshi's Freudian slip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWix77CEcFg 
 Delta KYC dumbassery update:

Support: "Submit your ID via this personal info update request form."

Me: "but I don't need to update my name, birthday, or gender..."

Support: "Just choose one."

Me: [updates gender from male to male]

The next day I receive an email from Delta saying that I can't update my gender because my account is under audit for suspicious activity and to unlock it I need to submit a different form. 
 Delta blocked me from buying a flight in my own name with my own credit card. Support agent said their system suspected my account was compromised and they need me to upload my ID to prove it's me. Of course the review process will take an indeterminate period of time.

The only reason I can imagine this happening is because I use a VPN. 
 Exactly why it's fucking ridiculous! 
 It's pretty annoying when news publications refer to Craig Wright as an Australian Computer Scientist. Craig is as much of a Computer Scientist as he is Satoshi. 
 Ugh, you get one high LDL-C result on a lipid panel and the pharmaceutical industrial complex wants to pump you full of statins. 
 Nope, switched to casein because the egg white protein powder had sunflower lecithin which causes bloating. 
 How is it illegal to drive while holding a phone but it's legal to drive while your dog is climbing all over you rather than in the back seat? 
 Armed minorities are harder to oppress.

The smallest (and most oppressed) minority is the individual. 
 An armed society is a fuck around and find out society. 
 Feels like a new wave of adoption is coming. Seeing a surge in newbie posts on social media. 
 There are far more Faketoshi frauds out there than you might imagine. You just don't hear about them because they are so obviously unhinged that their rants get completely ignored.

Pretty sure this is the manifestation of a specific type of mental illness. 
 Looks like 4TB NVMe PCIe 4 hard drives that can read and write 8 GB/s have dropped under $200.

Makes me wonder how long it would take to sync a fully validating Ethereum node on one. 🙃 
 What about MLC or 3D NAND? 
 Germany has one of the highest levels of Bitcoin adoption in the world. Usually in the #1 or #2 spot for number of nodes. Why? Do they remember the hyperinflation from a century ago?

Yet German politicians are overwhelmingly against it. Why? Liberal ESG concerns? 
 "I think that the biggest thing that held back PGP adoption was not the regulatory attacks, but rather the cognitive overhead imposed by the decentralized trust model."

- Phil Zimmermann  
 Lugano, Switzerland has the highest density of merchants accepting bitcoin in Europe with 350+ shops onboarded.

https://video.nostr.build/9d47aa1bd8a0144d1ff5bea8cb185802ba92cf291389f3e3d9bb54c03da28bb4.mp4 
 You can take the orange pill orally today or rectally in a decade. The choice is yours...

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 How fucking British is it that my cabbie was running Waze on the left phone and watching cricket on the right phone? 😅

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 Hey Nostriches. I need your help. 

Hit me with all your favorite Bitcoiner one-liners that sum u... 
 Bitcoin isn't a get rich quick scheme, it's a don't get poor slowly scheme. 
 Why can't I zap from Amethyst?  Am I missing something? 
 Looks like zaps are extremely laggy to open your wallet in latest build @Vitor Pamplona

Took mine 10+ seconds  
 Excited to be putting the final touches on some historical research I'll be presenting in Lugano on Friday and publishing on Saturday. It's quite the banger.

Thanks for reading my announcement of the announcement. 
 Tea is horrible. Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that. 
 Tea is garbage water. 
 When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent! 
 There's a stereotype in America that the Brits drink warm beer. Seems to be a myth; while a pint of bitter isn't ice cold, it's still chilled. 
 Having red lights transition to yellow before switching to green is such an obvious optimization, I don't know why every country hasn't adopted it as the standard. 
 Sure, but that's a physical hard fork. Changing the programming of the lights is a soft(ware) fork. 😏