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 Having red lights transition to yellow before switching to green is such an obvious optimization, I don't know why every country hasn't adopted it as the standard. 
 Sure, but that's a physical hard fork. Changing the programming of the lights is a soft(ware) fork. 😏 
 That awkward moment when you're just zoning out in a public place and someone turns their head toward you.

Your eyes instinctively jump to the movement.

Your eyes lock with their eyes.

You have a sudden moment of panic that from the other person's perspective, you may have been staring at them.

So you quickly avert your eyes in shame and go back to zoning out.

GOTO 1 
 Deepfake audio and video is already impressively accurate. Just needs to be optimized to render in realtime.

Once an attacker can train an LLM to act like a target and respond to conversation in realtime, it's game over. 
 Yeah you'd need other factors of authentication such as a secret or cryptographic signature. 
 Bitcoin is a blockchain history of interactions in cyberspace.

Religion is a fleshchain history of interactions in meatspace. 
 The King of Bedford rolled out the red carpet. 
 One of my Bitcoin Amsterdam panels is now live: https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5yD9YuF25A 
 Yesterday I spoke with Edward Snowden.

Tomorrow I visit the King of Bedford.

Definitely gonna be on all the lists now. 
 "Mastodon is just a network with a million small censors instead of a single large censor."

- @Snowden 
 The balkanization of social media networks along political and cultural lines is a net negative for humanity and quality of discourse. It will only contribute to the acceleration of polarization. 
 Yes, homogeneous thinking leads to echo chambers and polarization of views. 
 Hello, Amsterdam!

I'll be at De Bitcoin Meetup tonight at Blast Galaxy. 
 I tested a year ago and syncing was pretty slow. Happy to test again soon. https://twitter.com/lopp/status/1578346214562861059 
 My fav part is how the zcash team handwaved away my points by saying that light wallet users were unaffected.

AKA "just accept a weaker security model and it's fine." 
 Did you know that Mastodon "private" messages aren't private? Aside from not being end-to-end encrypted (and thus readable by instance administrators), they CC anyone @-mentioned ANYWHERE in the body of the message (not just those listed at the start).

Also, if you "turn off" private messages, anyone can still send them to you. They're just silently ignored by your client, without warning to the sender.

Basically, Mastodon private messages are a dumpster fire. 
 Try to exist in more remote areas for 3-6 months at a time every year.

It's a stark reminder tha... 
 Urban living is unsustainable without a massive network of supporting infrastructure.

If the supply chains break down, the cities will fall first, in a matter of weeks.

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 That awkward moment when you're mid-rep and realize your beard is trapped between your chest and the chest pad of a weightlifting machine. 
 Can't believe I've had a Nintendo Switch for several years and never thought to check if it could run Neo Geo games.

Looks like I'll be playing a lot of Metal Slug on my upcoming international flights! 
 I'm sure it's emulated, but you can literally purchase them in the Switch online store. 
 How many politicians have returned the stolen money they received from SBF and his ilk? 
 My understanding is that FTX has asked for many if not all of the political donations to be returned. 
 Yeah, there are some SBF shaped holes that need to be filled.

But fear not; I expect they will get filled plenty as SBF serves his prison sentence.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-michael-lewis-book-60-minutes-transcript/ 
 Most of my pull requests to Bitcoin Core tend to be about 10 lines of code, though between my initial PR and the final merged commit, almost every line tend to get rewritten as a result of feedback from reviewers. 😬 
 Indeed, I don't think I've ever rejected a reviewer suggestion as being a bad idea. 
 I could never get comfortable with appendix carry. 
 Ask ChatGPT "What is" a penis, a clitoris, a g spot, a labia, a scrotum, a vulva, etc. Every anatomical term relating to a man results in an answer, and every term relating to a woman yields an answer that is quickly replaced with "this content may violate our content policy."

If you ask "what is sex?" you get a response. If you ask "what is gay sex?" you get a content violation. 
 New essay (and video presentation): my quest for an improved global hashrate estimate algorithm.

https://blog.lopp.net/hunting-the-real-bitcoin-network-hashrate/ 
 Friend just showed me a house he's buying near Edmonton around $450k.

Beautiful home, big, close... 
 I don't see why one would live in a big city if your job doesn't depend on it. Maybe if you want a bigger dating pool... 
 They don't appreciate DN? 
 I'm generally a fan of the believability of The Walking Dead universe, but whoever decided that decapitated zombie heads should still make raspy sounds sure screwed up. 
 It's always a nice added bonus when you're doing research and writing scripts to pull data from your node and you end up finding a bug in Bitcoin Core you can fix. 
 Just realized I've been traveling for months on multiple domestic and international flights with a straight punch tool in my backpack.

I'm pretty sure TSA would frown on that... 
 Every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them.

Every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart.

If I live  long enough, my heart will be 100% dog, and I will become as generous and loving as they are. 
 I have a friend who can no longer do air travel without being harrassed by security and border control.

Why? He has a pretty common name, and it just so happens that one of the January 6 rioters who was arrested for attacking police has the same name.

Now he's screwed despite doing nothing wrong. 
 Nope, governments have air superiority. 
 sides are a psyop. a plate of meat is all you need. 
 IDK I hear fiber is kind of important. 
 Dear nostr relay operators: what's the consensus for the best personal relay? strfry? 
 "When we exported 5,000 pages of PGP source code in a book through MIT Press in the 90s, we ran into some issues.

It turns out it's very hard to scan C source code via OCR. So what did we do? We wrote software that was specifically designed for OCR scanning of C source code and published it at the beginning of the book as a bootstrapping mechanism.

It was shortly after this point that I received word that the intelligence agencies had realized they had lost."

- Phil Zimmermann 
 They had lost the battle to prevent export of strong cryptography. 
 Having a backup strategy is almost useless if you don't also test it from time to time.

The time... 
 Chaos Monkeys FTW 
 Site seems to be broken (js errors)

Regarding images: does it upload them to a new host or just assume Twitter will continue hosting? 
 Just running a node is like seeding a torrent. All you're really doing is sharing blockchain data.

Running a node to verify the transactions you send and receive is actually enforcing rules upon your money and thus participating in the organic bottom-up governance process of the network. 
 TIL that Groot is played by Vin Diesel 🤯 
 Watching a guy eating a bag of Cheetos with chopsticks.

Not sure if he's a genius or retarded. 
 Bring back the guillotine. 
 PSA for people buying computer parts

So, I've never had a low judgement of @ASUS products before... 
 This is why I only buy full barebones kits now. 
 Children are the best thing ever.  
 IDK I hear they burn through a lot of sats. 
 airport beer at 11am is always the move 
 Was just ordering a cocktail at an airport lounge and the guy behind me said "it's too early for that, man."

Me: "DID YOU JUST PRESUME MY TIME ZONE?" 
 Bitboy is down so big and I'm here for it  
 It's OK, he'll probably get his Lambo back. Pls donate to ensure he doesn't remain lamboless. 
 It’s weird that nostr clients can’t even seem to agree on how to display the names of users. ... 
 Good thing nostr is not a consensus network! 
 "I'm part of the Bitcoin economy, not the fiat economy!" 
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