I need to be honest. I thought I lost my USB that had my nostr key on it and felt pretty miserable about it. But then the cleaning lady found it! Let's go!
What if the cleaning lady is the maid from the theoretical evil maid attack?
You don't use a seed phrase for your nostr key?
Nostr boating accidents not quite as sensible as Bitcoin boating accidents
Or did your fat wife have it stuffed up her snatch ?
You fat fuck.