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 If you can kick so hard you can fly you can probably also make a bomb spinach artichoke dip 
 If you want the real red light district move to Idaho  
 If someone really thought a porpoise was a unicorn I'm glad he died impaled because that fucker is blind.  
 Elephants don't remember shit. Their ears are just so big they can hear the right answers in your thoughts.  
 Velociraptors invented basketball using the heads of men 
 With enough passion kicks can self ignite 
 When the meteor came the brontosauruses went into witness protection painting on spots and calling themselves giraffes 
 You have to ask yourself do you feel lucky? Huh?
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Go ahead punk, make my day https://image.nostr.build/803eaac246113358c7970c2fd7dd9c7b0955996ae45abd2f51f0e593de150034.gif to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all the excitement.  
 Absolutely 

But also a come and try it🤷🏽 
 Did you guys know that triceratops could spin it's crown around and for like a helicopter? Just don't call them helicoptrops 
 I wanna see him take on the T-Rex now 
 You have to ask yourself do you feel lucky? Huh?
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Go ahead punk, make my day https://image.nostr.build/803eaac246113358c7970c2fd7dd9c7b0955996ae45abd2f51f0e593de150034.gif to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all the excitement.  
 i applaud all frens who post before giving their note a second look 
 Penis 
 29 Dick's 15 pussies 
 And a whoopie

But her real last name is Johnson so I also counted her as a dick  
 Chefman
Do you also kick? Because chefs are supposed to kick so well they can fly

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 11:11 
 *drool* 
 Oh it's coming off but it can stay on for a little bit 
 Well the panties coming off and the top but coming down at the very least 
 2 things I know for a fact: David Firth is awesome and nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk... 
 Ya momma 
 Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side 
 Yo momma so stupid she asked what's the number for 911 
 I don’t know what is worse: the situation of women in Afghanistan or pornography and prostitution! 
 Afghan pornstars still wearing afghans!  
 Probably 
 Is Nostr ready for it………😜 nostr:note1qrk8rfk46wlp2cg8ul7c0ytv0gjm60m4ltnhzz8yvtl6m76m3gh... 
 That's exactly why you should 
 Taco 2:22sday 
 There's no such thing a Al Sharpton
There's no such thing as Al Sharpton 
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AL SHARPTON https://image.nostr.build/5219ab06ed2acfff62a0f4d6e5a02b4b9a347dbc1902ed761d8b7726cdf592b1.gif 
 On but what about the wiz?  
 Nah I think the wiz was about Barry Gordy and the Motown monopoly 🤷🏽 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 You're good bruv

I've been told I was a movie encyclopedia. So I know it's hard to keep up🤷🏽 
 I really enjoy it when people forget I'm an absurdist as well as an anarchist. 

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Or a BBC. 

Or both at the same time but instead of doing anything fun they help him study to pass the bar🤷🏽 
 The teacher bar🤷🏽 
 I'm in love 
 Remember time is precious, water it wisely.  
 If I comment on any of your posts, it doesn't mean I'm sexually attracted to you; it means I want... 
 Nah I just see you as my goddess. Nothing sexual about it🤷🏽

I learned long ago to submit to the kaos rather than try to understand it 
 YUSSSSSSSS

all hail eris reminder of men that we are all naturally funny because life is a joke🤷🏽 
 😭 my value is going up because of inflation isn't it 
 When I zap 1 sats on every post that pops up, it feels like I'm playing a casino game with a bet ... 
 Price is right rules tell me you're gonna win someday 
 Well I imagine it feels like aww skeet skeet gawdam 
 Yeah
Ok

But I bet you can't say Irish wristwatch out loud without fucking up 
 It's not impossible. But I've learned you have to in your brain say "Irish. Wristwatch.". Not "Irish wristwatch."  
 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omgggggggggg 
 Cornychat when I'm done working out  
 My favorite time of year is a magical time I call holiday. 

It starts with Halloween, goes through Thanksgiving, Christmas, new years, my birthday, Valentine's, st Patty's, 4/20, May the 4th be with you, Cinco de Mayo a.k.a. revenge of the 5th, into blockbuster movie summer, 4th of July, 8/8 lions portal, 

Then it ends abruptly in the worst time of year. 

September. 

But it starts again in Halloween!  
 Got a dime to gimmie dome 
 Yeah I'm too lazy,🤷🏽 
 Never hurts to ask🤷🏽

Appreciate you not pushing it after I said I'm lazy🤷🏽 
 https://youtu.be/D4ZjtzlgSf4?si=XUQNlADkb1sNyosp
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 Gotta change it up a little bit like she gon' be with me
Got the boba fett up in the blunt
We high as we can be
Out in Colorado for a while
I'm in the 303
Sendin' my vocals to Dutchman we gon' be like
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Hit the sto' for weed
I'm Nosnevets
I GET THE TREE FA FREE
Pass the blunt to him so he get lifted
NEVER SEEIN' ME
Higher than the universe
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A G
StacheMan the G.O.A.T
Y'all already know
YA NEVER BEATIN ME 
 Need a new flow, then I'll top this shit
Me and Swvde be the team
Always comin' with the hits
Everybody love it when we drop them shits
I'ma spit it 'til I hit it then I got my fix
I don't even look like I should rap but yo 
I KILL THIS SHIT 
Workin' 'til his perfect fingers hurtin'
Know you feel this shit 
I spit a couple of bars at a time
Off of the dope but I'm coming out fine
Trippy been droppin' full bottles of wine
Now that bitch over we ready to grind
I'm a goof and that's just the way I am
Don't follow the rules and I don't stick to the plan
Okay you know me, that don't mean that you're my friend
So all that shit you was talkin' you say it was all just pretend 
 I like the girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch 
Chinese food makes me sick
I think it's fly when the girls stop by for the summer
For the summer 
 Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch a sownnets
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 I'm "when boy bands were cool" years old

🥳 
 I like the girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch 
Chinese food makes me sick
I think it's fly when the girls stop by for the summer
For the summer 
 Such a good boy when I was 18
But I smoked alcohol and drank weed
And now my brain turned into baked beans
Don't be like me, kids I'm fried
Fried
F̶r̶i̶e̶d̶
F͇r͇i͇e͇d͇
𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓭
Got a new plug, my other guy sucks
Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks
Dropped 200, I got too much
And I got too fried I'm sunny side up
Got your dad doin' blow off my ass
Got your mom tryna suck on my nuts
Don't tell me money don't buy
Happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs 
 Ayyyyyyyyy

Oh shit that's right you're into that huh

You were my Mike Jones/Jim Jones guy went you? 
 
 Nah I think I started following you because I posted a picture of Johnstown with the caption"Jim Jones WHO JIM Jones WHO JIM JOOOOONES"

and you commented something hilarious 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 Now that I'm thinking about it I think you might've said something along the lines of

Back then they didn't know me 
Now I'm good and they all on me 
 God* 
 🤣🤣🤣 
 What the fuck is wrong with rightists honestly

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 Are you really trying to take me seriously? 

So I have to buy this nigga a boat ???  
 Ok. I'm not made of money bruhhhh

But you're welcome on mine when I get it because the e you already said if I wanted to make art you had a room for me too it was done🤷🏽 
 Def want to. 
Visit you and rexdamascus and my cousin the comedian in the Indian rez🤷🏽

I need to make a plane ticket