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 Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side 
 Yo mama so ugly she turned Madusa to stone. 
 Yo momma so stupid she asked what's the number for 911 
 Yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equator. 
 Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock market drops! 
 Yo momma so ugly that Bigfoot got a look at her once and he hasn't been seen since! 
 Yo mama so stupid she tried to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.