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 2 things I know for a fact: David Firth is awesome and @Nosnevets is full of shit 
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 Ya momma 
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 Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.  
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 Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side 
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 Yo mama so ugly she turned Madusa to stone. 
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 Yo momma so stupid she asked what's the number for 911 
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 Yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equator. 
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 Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock market drops! 
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 Yo momma so ugly that Bigfoot got a look at her once and he hasn't been seen since! 
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 Yo mama so stupid she tried to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.