Morning pill 

 The problem with politics is the same problem with sports teams. 

Often you're pressured into picking one because all your friends like that one or that's where you grew up so you have to represent. 

When your team is doing good, oh there's no better feeling right? You're on top of the world winning no matter what you do. But when your team is doing bad... Well I mean the other teams are worse but you're just having a bad night right? There's no way you could actually be...*gasp*wrong??? Is there???  

 But you aren't mentioning the Internet being a human right🤷🏽 

 Yes 

 I had a clear one. 

I think that's an even rarer relic.  

 These bitches don't know im bait so momma can bring everyone dinner *tail wiggle* 

 @StupidSexyFlanders* 

 Yes plz 

 This reminds me of the game I play when I'm clearing out old phone contacts. 

You don't know how fun it is pressing delete and imagining someone randomly on the other side of the earth, Paris vacay maybe, sitting in a cafe with a coffee and a cigarette just disappearing off the face of the earth.
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 https://image.nostr.build/655c241b3f287a0665522a91fc9da1959be98e27fe371d16816d70c22f476cad.gif 

 No u 

 Ya momma so fat and dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl 

 Me
Now
Plz 

 I was just shouting out the ones I used specifically🤷🏽

Bearshare was the only one that had my computer like 

https://i.nostr.build/qydrCdxNbTUTxlmq.jpg  

 Nahhhhhh it must've been what you were downloading 

Because kazaa was a beast!! 

Kazaa had me in my best friends divorced Dad's back yard cooking up napalm from the anarchist cookbook with a full Eminem / weird al playlist bruh

No issue🤷🏽 

 I didn't know that one but I believe you🤣

Honor the hearts which came before 

 🤣🤣🤣 

 That answer tells me we can be close friends. 

Not best. But pretty up there🤷🏽

So don't tell me any secrets and I won't tell you 

 Ask her the same question and you'll find out. 

Another good test is to call her a bitch randomly. 

If she finds it endearing she's definitely a fed and doesn't want to get her emotions into it. She's just recording your every moment with those remote control birds in your lawn🤷🏽 

 Welcome!  

 I thought nostronaut did already 

 It is though 

 📠 

 Napalm is pretty cool and easy to make too 🤷🏽 

 You better 

 One must imagine Sisyphus getting major Pokemon go points
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 Shouts out kazaa
Shouts out limewire
Fuck you bearshare
Shouts out the original Napster mp3 player. Still got you homie slice
Shouts out
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 No but I sat in greased lightning at a car museum once 

 Not a theory🤷🏽

Prevent fact. 

T gets home from recording depressed about her boy problems and decides to have a drink. 3 or 4 glasses later she's "waking up with a bottle of Jack"getting glittered up and heading to the club to see if there's some thug daddies she can fuck with as " key dollar sign ha" as they call her in their circles . 

She runs around the club on every guys arm tossing em away when another buys her a drink. Talking the most eye catching candy back home to be hers for the foreseeable future. 

Only to wake up with makeup stains in all the proper positions on the bed but no thug daddy to fuck with. 

So she slides out somber heads to the bathroom to put on her real face and heads back to the studio to record 5 new albums she just came up with about this dude. 🤷🏽 

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 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've just had this specific storyline in my head forever🤣🤣 

 Sexxadan 

 Sexydan?  

 Tex!‽ 

 Bitch I'm trying to figure out your cute Nostr couple name because we ALL HAVE EYES 

 THEN STOP TAGGING TECCHYMAN AND KIDS ME I'M GETTING JEALOUS 

 See you're still talking about him! 

*Pouts* 

 IT'S
NOT
WOOF
A
GAME 

 Facts 

 What if Franz Ferdinand jumped right back up saying "let me put in my shoes! Fight fight fight!" 
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 Fun fact:

You can fly! 

Everyone can fly! 

Once🤷🏽 

 And there standeth Salem, galactic destroyer, the most feared of Eldritch gods.  

 Now show how they used the landbridge to get to terabithia in 6000bce 

 Breaker of calls, destroyer of frowns, tosser of memes, animator of fun. 

*Kneels and kisses her ring*

You have my axe my liege.  

 This is ridiculously interesting. 

Do you have tutorials? 

If it's not you I don't want it.  

 And you better tag me when you do 

 I will!  

 Is that chuparosa? And if so where were you when I was making my cologne a month ago🤣😭 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣