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 i applaud all frens who post before giving their note a second look 
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 Ed g cd def 
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 #typostr is real! 
 Fewstr 
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 GFY ๐Ÿ˜œ 
 ๐Ÿ’€ https://i.nostr.build/iqwDGH3tn4oVxDd7.jpg  
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 Did you just โ€˜likeโ€™ my reply? 
 Iโ€™m not opted into that feature.. 

I only opted in for the screenshot showing that no likes are present 
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 Ffs ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ you confuse the confused ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 Damn

& all i was tryna do was bring some clarity 

Ffs this is why we should all allow ourselves to be confused, why get moar confused!? 
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 Iโ€™m so confused I donโ€™t know what say anymore ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ 
 shhh saylesssssssssss

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ https://i.nostr.build/xGUdAANMhDyCITZ7.jpg  
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 No ragerts!! 
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 Penis 
 how many pics of dick do you have rn 
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 29 Dick's 15 pussies 
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 And a whoopie

But her real last name is Johnson so I also counted her as a dick  
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 Only the one:

https://m.primal.net/KSeG.jpg
 
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 th^is is y i 2nd guess myself/the best memes hit below the belt/just look! 
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 I can hit above too๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ

I got titmouses galore 
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 gfy pussy? 
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 Ok wankstain๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ 
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 sorry, i blame it on my cut wars as a kid 
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 I broke through the condom that's why I didn't join the army๐Ÿคท๐ŸฝI got my battle in early 
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 hey, homie 
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 Aww I made a new bestie! 

I loved you in ironfist 
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 i upgaded to stainless, u know...stains! 
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 RustFREE now?? 

Sheeeeeeit you might be on the avengers next homie. I know the wutang clan with soundtrack you 
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 u got me, ok maybe it's WD40 & a wire brush     geeze 
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 t-y, pretty good on the git! 
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 We'll cost you in that hydrophobic spray and you'll be fisting wet holes again in no time ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ 
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 silicone slipper 
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 Sounds like a move I'm interested in 
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 natural law prevails!     ffs 
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 Always has https://image.nostr.build/b4867dc21d029cea712d359e371a4337d2e7f19c3426ef01db1f247505633370.jpg 
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 i need a smoke  
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 Well then towel yourself off have a fag and come back for round 2 
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 thanx 4 the training!    
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 ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 This is the way 
 Honestly, what a bunch of 0 fuck givin legends we have here! 
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 I never read what I write. And my post history clearly tells it. 
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 ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 It's that obvious, huh


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 Itโ€™s beautiful how obvious it is ๐Ÿ’€ 
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 when relays are free we shitpost  
 I posted on paid relays once upon a time 

that time isnโ€™t the present 
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 That moment you realized you smelled something wrong.... 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 We just proving that we are human ๐Ÿซก 
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 https://i.nostr.build/6p6NxwyxDHdOpQeN.jpg
nostr:nevent1qqsdg4kkk95vc8jywpmdqlg3y5xnh69jmssgfzpnpq5tvcft0lgsmaspz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9upzp9vtw49p6009khk2pl336t24taz3xf0cfx9g8ksej7mle4wrn6yvqvzqqqqqqyx2w49h 
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 iโ€™m gonna accidentally post my balls on here one day 
 Iโ€™m gonna accidentally press hold & click save on it

maybe even zap it a lil 
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  https://image.nostr.build/02ef451801e7cff4c4972c93674877a59656d62ab2c7159b45ad3bd075828ee0.jpg  
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Why wait for it to be an accident??? 
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 @deeznuts ? 
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 Don't worry, you can delete them from 99.99% of relays. 
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 Pls can have delete? 
 Guilty 
 #FreeTheBoobas 
 #boobstr #nipstr https://v.nostr.build/sWOnDmDfNYE4C54P.mp4  
 Track name pls ? https://i.nostr.build/3T18InNjUCgXHeX9.jpg  
 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ https://i.nostr.build/YZJzRkAIinVT8B58.jpg  
 Donโ€™t stop turning it up in here!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต 
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 Nostr After Dark! 
 We Come Alive when the devs go to sleep! 
 Devs sleep? ๐Ÿค” 
 the ones that smoke weed do ๐Ÿ’€ 
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 puff puff pass nigga 
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 pass the dutchie 
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 Boobies! Yeah for Boobies! 
 Boobies are the best canโ€™t tell me otherwise. 
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 This crashed Amethyst. 
 Doubtful ๐Ÿ˜‚ but I wish ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ 
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 ๐Ÿซก 
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 Over and over and over 
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 Nice hair ๐Ÿ˜Ž 
 Thanks ๐Ÿ™ Itโ€™s actually too long rn lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 They always like nice face I'm always like thanks it's ugly 
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 I waited embarrassingly long for the thumbnail to download. Now Iโ€™m waiting even more embarrassingly long for the video to load lol! 
 Awe sorry to hear ๐Ÿฅฒ should be working though. What client are you using ? 
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 Actual lightning-roasted WiFi and mountainland internet :) 
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 AH! Got there now tho :) very much worth the wait for that impressively pert jiggle :) alarm sounded ๐Ÿ™ 
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 omgeeeee 
 ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Fuvkit! 
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 Always 
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 The need to post is bigger than the need to proofread 
 Jesus Christ I just stepped into this thread wtf 
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 You miss all the shots you donโ€™t take 
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 Thanc Ew! I gotta loin to prove read things bee four poszting...