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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Penis
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𝓢𝓮𝓻 𝓢𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹𝔂 | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 how many pics of dick do you have rn
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 29 Dick's 15 pussies
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 And a whoopie

But her real last name is Johnson so I also counted her as a dick
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bitcoinpup | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Only the one:

https://m.primal.net/KSeG.jpg
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Teboho | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 this honorable fella mistakanly shotgunning someone still funny af
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 th^is is y i 2nd guess myself/the best memes hit below the belt/just look!
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I can hit above too🤷🏽

I got titmouses galore
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 gfy pussy?
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Ok wankstain🤷🏽
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 sorry, i blame it on my cut wars as a kid
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I broke through the condom that's why I didn't join the army🤷🏽I got my battle in early
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 hey, homie
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Aww I made a new bestie! 

I loved you in ironfist
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 i upgaded to stainless, u know...stains!
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 RustFREE now?? 

Sheeeeeeit you might be on the avengers next homie. I know the wutang clan with soundtrack you
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 u got me, ok maybe it's WD40 & a wire brush     geeze
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 t-y, pretty good on the git!
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 We'll cost you in that hydrophobic spray and you'll be fisting wet holes again in no time 🤷🏽
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 silicone slipper
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Sounds like a move I'm interested in
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 natural law prevails!     ffs
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Always has https://image.nostr.build/b4867dc21d029cea712d359e371a4337d2e7f19c3426ef01db1f247505633370.jpg
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 i need a smoke
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Well then towel yourself off have a fag and come back for round 2
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 thanx 4 the training!
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 🫂