Oddbean new post about login | logout I will wrestle a thousand zombies with my bare hands if it means release from this boring cock tease of daily life.
I read this out of order
Life is teasing you with it's cock? ... Didn't know life was so gay. ... Doesn't explain the hot chicks with the boobs, but... it does explain the Olive Garden.
Olive Garden is authentic Italian food 🤌
Authentic like driving by a northeast Florida highway and seeing a sign saying, "Wonderful antiques made while you wait!"
Never ending bread sticks 🤌
fuck I just had a small lunch and yall niggas are making me hungry again
YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SMALL OR YOU WILL STAY SMOL
I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO MAKE MORE LUNCH THAN EGGS SO I HAD LEFTOVER PASTA AND A SLICE OF LEFTOVER CAKE WHICH WOULD HAVE MAYBE BEEN ENOUGH WITH THE EGGS BUT I ACCIDENTALLY OVERCOOKED THEM AND DIDN'T WANT TO EAT THEM
YOU GOTTA DO BETTER TO BE BETTER FREN AND I JUST WANT YOU TO FILL OUT THAT FRAME AND BE ABLE TO MAKE IT IF THE WIND GUSTS
I'm skinny ish but I can still carry my woman in my arms with ease which is good enough for me
You know about penis inspection day at school? Yeah uh... we have no fat chicks inspection day here on poast. It's a law.
my woman ain't fat at all brother HH
>Never ending waist lines If you need never ending bread sticks, did the break sticks before satisfy you? I know flat girls before. After you've been around them for five minutes you're hungry again for real food.
I don't eat out lol. Never ending bread sticks is their major selling point for fatmerica
Never ending breadsticks turn into the never ending shits.
how the fuck are yalls intestines that weak
>the down under texan didn't get it So let me explain: if you have a never ending breadstick that is being consumed, it follows that eventually you'll have a never ending shit stick. YOUR MAGICAL BODY CAN TURN NEARLY ANYTHING INTO SHIT WITH THIS NEAT LITTLE TRICK.
ah I thought you were saying "eating a large number of breadsticks gives you diarrhea" I should have taken it at surface value
Vin Diesel when he hears that at Olive Garden you are family. https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/5acac6927d0d57ed57756cacbfc2e2fd6936e6dd1623b99e2b9c2d0473c75ac9.jpeg
You don't even have to wrestle them. They just kind of slump over and scratch the pavement looking for another loaded needle.
Did it happen, are you guise zombies?
I'm a zombie but instead of "braiiinnsss" I go "tiiiiiitttsss".
So no change
Matty my boy ain't got no change Crawling like a zombie looking for them brains Can't find none so he got to say: "Hey lil lady gimme those tiiiiiiiiits with them nips so stange" My boy Matty, you must see Is simply as retarded as can be He ain't got the virus but whenever someone asks I say he got hit by a zombie in the ass That's why he always shitting, That's why he couldn't keep a kitten, That's why he's got the sneed and the chuck Because my boy Matty just don't give a fuck
Hol up...T-dog spits bars?
Never didn't Just have to hide my power level
That's what's up
BOBBBBSSSSS
I love boubies :)
Sounds like cookie monster's twin brother "pussy-monster" for some reason. 🤨
I am
Thankfully no. They didn't get me with their filthy graphene... the weed must have protected me
I miss it man. Been over a week since I smoked. On the plus side when I do finally hit a dab imma get wrecked!
HAHA WEEED DUDE
Nah, to each their own. It's not a medicine or some bonsense like that. I just like the way it makes me feel.
Fair enough
This. Though it also helps me with chronic pain due to nerve injury.
You would be the guy to have that side covered. I've ever noticed any "pain relief" from smoking it. My wife thinks the thc/cbd 800mg cream works for her RA.
I'll grab a J over a bottle of beer any day. No carbs. 😏
Yup!
Matty finna be slaying that zombussy
