Oddbean new post about login | logout Olive Garden is authentic Italian food 🤌
Authentic like driving by a northeast Florida highway and seeing a sign saying, "Wonderful antiques made while you wait!"
Never ending bread sticks 🤌
fuck I just had a small lunch and yall niggas are making me hungry again
YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SMALL OR YOU WILL STAY SMOL
I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO MAKE MORE LUNCH THAN EGGS SO I HAD LEFTOVER PASTA AND A SLICE OF LEFTOVER CAKE WHICH WOULD HAVE MAYBE BEEN ENOUGH WITH THE EGGS BUT I ACCIDENTALLY OVERCOOKED THEM AND DIDN'T WANT TO EAT THEM
YOU GOTTA DO BETTER TO BE BETTER FREN AND I JUST WANT YOU TO FILL OUT THAT FRAME AND BE ABLE TO MAKE IT IF THE WIND GUSTS
I'm skinny ish but I can still carry my woman in my arms with ease which is good enough for me
You know about penis inspection day at school? Yeah uh... we have no fat chicks inspection day here on poast. It's a law.
my woman ain't fat at all brother HH
>Never ending waist lines If you need never ending bread sticks, did the break sticks before satisfy you? I know flat girls before. After you've been around them for five minutes you're hungry again for real food.
I don't eat out lol. Never ending bread sticks is their major selling point for fatmerica
Never ending breadsticks turn into the never ending shits.
how the fuck are yalls intestines that weak
>the down under texan didn't get it So let me explain: if you have a never ending breadstick that is being consumed, it follows that eventually you'll have a never ending shit stick. YOUR MAGICAL BODY CAN TURN NEARLY ANYTHING INTO SHIT WITH THIS NEAT LITTLE TRICK.
ah I thought you were saying "eating a large number of breadsticks gives you diarrhea" I should have taken it at surface value
Vin Diesel when he hears that at Olive Garden you are family. https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/5acac6927d0d57ed57756cacbfc2e2fd6936e6dd1623b99e2b9c2d0473c75ac9.jpeg
