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 I'm a zombie but instead of "braiiinnsss" I go "tiiiiiitttsss". 
 So no change 
 Matty my boy ain't got no change
Crawling like a zombie looking for them brains
Can't find none so he got to say:
"Hey lil lady gimme those tiiiiiiiiits with them nips so stange"

My boy Matty, you must see
Is simply as retarded as can be
He ain't got the virus but whenever someone asks
I say he got hit by a zombie in the ass

That's why he always shitting,
That's why he couldn't keep a kitten,
That's why he's got the sneed and the chuck
Because my boy Matty just don't give a fuck 
 Hol up...T-dog spits bars? 
 Never didn't 

Just have to hide my power level 
 Sounds like cookie monster's twin brother "pussy-monster" for some reason. 🤨