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:catnoearscrown: :pepe_christ: 💢 :jahy_rage: A... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Life is teasing you with it's cock? ... Didn't know life was so gay. ... Doesn't explain the hot chicks with the boobs, but... it does explain the Olive Garden.
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Matty-kun | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Olive Garden is authentic Italian food 🤌
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:catnoearscrown: :pepe_christ: 💢 :jahy_rage: A... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Authentic like driving by a northeast Florida highway and seeing a sign saying, "Wonderful antiques made while you wait!"
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NipsCheeseCrackeR :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Never ending bread sticks 🤌
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 fuck I just had a small lunch and yall niggas are making me hungry again
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NipsCheeseCrackeR :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SMALL OR YOU WILL STAY SMOL
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO MAKE MORE LUNCH THAN EGGS SO I HAD LEFTOVER PASTA AND A SLICE OF LEFTOVER CAKE WHICH WOULD HAVE MAYBE BEEN ENOUGH WITH THE EGGS BUT I ACCIDENTALLY OVERCOOKED THEM AND DIDN'T WANT TO EAT THEM
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NipsCheeseCrackeR :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 YOU GOTTA DO BETTER TO BE BETTER FREN AND I JUST WANT YOU TO FILL OUT THAT FRAME AND BE ABLE TO MAKE IT IF THE WIND GUSTS
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I'm skinny ish but I can still carry my woman in my arms with ease which is good enough for me
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:catnoearscrown: :pepe_christ: 💢 :jahy_rage: A... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You know about penis inspection day at school?
Yeah uh... we have no fat chicks inspection day here on poast. It's a law.
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 my woman ain't fat at all brother HH
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:catnoearscrown: :pepe_christ: 💢 :jahy_rage: A... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 >Never ending waist lines
If you need never ending bread sticks, did the break sticks before satisfy you?
I know flat girls before. After you've been around them for five minutes you're hungry again for real food.
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NipsCheeseCrackeR :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I don't eat out lol. Never ending bread sticks is their major selling point for fatmerica
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784403eb | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Never ending breadsticks turn into the never ending shits.
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 how the fuck are yalls intestines that weak
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784403eb | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 >the down under texan didn't get it

So let me explain: if you have a never ending breadstick that is being consumed, it follows that eventually you'll have a never ending shit stick. YOUR MAGICAL BODY CAN TURN NEARLY ANYTHING INTO SHIT WITH THIS NEAT LITTLE TRICK.
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 ah I thought you were saying "eating a large number of breadsticks gives you diarrhea" I should have taken it at surface value