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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 how the fuck are yalls intestines that weak
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784403eb | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 >the down under texan didn't get it

So let me explain: if you have a never ending breadstick that is being consumed, it follows that eventually you'll have a never ending shit stick. YOUR MAGICAL BODY CAN TURN NEARLY ANYTHING INTO SHIT WITH THIS NEAT LITTLE TRICK.
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 ah I thought you were saying "eating a large number of breadsticks gives you diarrhea" I should have taken it at surface value