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 Ya’ll are sleeping on structured water and hydrogen water.

Eating all organic carnivore, sunning your butthole, cooking on a cast iron, cutting out seed oils, and not using sunscreen are all a total waste if you aren’t drinking hydrogen water. https://i.nostr.build/63LCWGYa5v69ECI1.jpg  
 OK..what is it doing for ya?  
 Decalcifying my pineal gland hopefully! 
 Can't say all those are "total waste", I feel great, lost a ton of weight and don't burn. Not sunning by butthole , lol.

So, yeah, what else you got? What kinda magical water is this? 🥂 
 It’s special hydrogen water only for the most Alpha Sigma Apex bitcoiners, I highly recommend it🤝🏽💯 
 For anyone not in on the joke, dissolved hydrogen will escape through the walls of a plastic bottle in hours, and through glass in a few days.

Only a tiny amount dissolves in water anyway, and it doesn't do anything if you drink it. When your body needs hydrogen to build something, it can make it any time from water or carbohydrate. 
 Hey man this bottle cost me 50 bucks!!! 
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 Sun your chocolate starfish. 
 I had a Woke hipster nitwit client once try to sell me on "hyperoxygenated water".

Him: "Its Electrolysed with sea salts!"

Me: "Isn't that how they make bleach?"

Him: "Yeah it does smell like bleach actually"


This was pre-COVID and Trump's ramblings 
 😂😂😂 it’s probably really good for you honestly ppl swear by ionized water etc 
 I doubt he's drinking that bleach any more, but not because he got smart, just because bleach is associated with Trump now.

Hipster actually got our stuffy conservative head of Finance to drink bleach with him from these $80 100ml bottles.

"Tastes terrible, but you have so much energy afterwards" was CFO's report. He was mildly offended that someone so far beneath him as me would laugh at him, but he got over it. 
 This is fcking hilarious😂😂😂 
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 I was thinking about revisiting structured water.

I've never heard of hydrogen water. 
 Yeah OK - the H₂ gas dissolved in water seems pretty interesting.

You consuming this stuff man? 
 Yes I am drinking it! 
 It tastes kind of like electricity 
 Well it has undergone electrolysis. 😆

Does your water bottle get compressed during charging?

When did you get it?

 
 I think so it has a little nose plug you can hook up to it so you can inhale the hydrogen


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 The compression is to increase the concentration of H₂ that's dissolved in the water.

Your one says 1400 ppb which is about as high as it goes unless you compress it.

I just ordered this one. Hoping it's not a scam 😆

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 Hahaha you legend! Hydrogen Gang💯💯💯 
 Let’s start a trend on bitcoin nostr and flex how shredded we get from drinking hydrogen water! I just charged mine up with a usb c cable earlier💪🏽 
 I've heard it goes well with fasting.

According to the studies, it raises grelin but it doesn't make you hungry.

21 day hydrogen water fast? 
 I’m too skinny too hydrogen water fast, but maybe we do carnivore red meat only and hydrogen water 21 days? 
 I did a year of carnivore & the first 21 days sucked more than any of the other 344 days. I have plenty of body fat.

I'm gonna get it & play with it first.

How much H₂ are you consuming per day? 
 Dang why did the first days suck? Hmm I don’t know how do I measure it? 
 I was low fat & high carb going into carnivore.

I also did beef & water (no coffee) for the first 30 days.

Probably just multiple shocks to the system. 
 If your bottle produces 1400 PPB, there's 1.4 mg of H₂ per litre consumed. 
 No smoking within 10 feet of the bottle🔥 
 Hydrogen is suposedly very dangerous.

Very high temperature flame & requires very low concentrations for spark ignition.

In guessing the volumes involved are small but I'm going to be careful.

The flame is near invisible too. 
 I can’t imagine they are selling flammable water bottles on Amazon👀