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 I had a Woke hipster nitwit client once try to sell me on "hyperoxygenated water".

Him: "Its Electrolysed with sea salts!"

Me: "Isn't that how they make bleach?"

Him: "Yeah it does smell like bleach actually"


This was pre-COVID and Trump's ramblings 
 😂😂😂 it’s probably really good for you honestly ppl swear by ionized water etc 
 I doubt he's drinking that bleach any more, but not because he got smart, just because bleach is associated with Trump now.

Hipster actually got our stuffy conservative head of Finance to drink bleach with him from these $80 100ml bottles.

"Tastes terrible, but you have so much energy afterwards" was CFO's report. He was mildly offended that someone so far beneath him as me would laugh at him, but he got over it. 
 This is fcking hilarious😂😂😂 
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