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 @Leaf Lord Hello Leaf Lord please direct all your questions to me, Hidden 
 Why so gay? 
 @Nice Coach Weiss, The King of England (Gm) @Leaf Lord Probably because I lost oxygen for 50 minutes at birth and had a small taste of death 
 @🌲Hidden🌲 @Nice Coach Weiss, The King of England (Gm) @Leaf Lord Same thing happened with umbilical cord with me😯😯 
 @26b06b1e @Leaf Lord @Nice Coach Weiss, The King of England (Gm) It wasn't the cord for me. My mom just has thin hips and was struggling with fertility. She had a miscarriage before she had me because of it, and had me very late in life. Thankfully I emanate constant miracles and so nothing can kill me 
 @🌲Hidden🌲 @Leaf Lord @Nice Coach Weiss, The King of England (Gm) It’s a rough start in life so subconsciously It’s going to affect your soul in some way. 
 @26b06b1e @Leaf Lord @Nice Coach Weiss, The King of England (Gm) It sure did

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 @Leaf Lord @Nice Coach Weiss, The King of England (Gm) @26b06b1e Okay it's fucking crazy but I'm feeling it 
 I am glad that you understand

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 While we're at it.

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 @Leaf Lord @Nice Coach Weiss, The King of England (Gm) @26b06b1e I am going to make like this Celt and her pupper and eat APPLES AND BREAD GOOTBYE 
 Enjoy the apple and bread 
 @Leaf Lord @Nice Coach Weiss, The King of England (Gm) @26b06b1e They are tiny crab apples from my tree so I will actually be eating multiple apples :ben: 
 Apples and bread is a combo that goes incredibly hard. Especially when you are hungry.
Baguette and apple is on a whole other level 
 Yes hello Hidden, I forgot the questions I had at the time.
I think it was "why were you looking ridiculous without a bra"
"why was she so weirdly friendly"
"why did he tell his wife about a girl he was catcalling"
"how are you" 
 @Leaf Lord I'm not sure if I looked ridiculous but I have rather small breasts and there's a chance my nipples would be poking out IDK MAYBE IM JUST IMAGINING IT

Her and her husband are clearly a high cha-stat couple which I believe is why she was so friendly

I'm not sure! What a fantastic question Leaf Lord. I'll forward it to my secretary.

I'm good ❤️‍I feel like I've glowed up a lot and reached a peak of spiritual flexibility and awareness and potential for action that would make Lao Tzu jealous. How are you? 
 @Leaf Lord And if you're curious about me calling the guy who catcalled me high cha

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 Assumed as much lmao 
 34B girls be like, but also 👌 

Understandable

Have your people contact my people and we'll figure it out.

I am happy to hear that, you haven't been on Fedi much the last few days/weeks/months (I don't know, my perception of time is on another level so I register the passage of time oddly) so I assumed that you were out there living life and growing. We (royal we) love to see it, little prophet.

>how are you
Pic related

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 @Leaf Lord >He remembered
<He remembered
>He remembered
<He remembered
Holy moly Leaf Lord. Let no one ever underestimate your power. I can barely remember people's birthdays. It is a wonderful blessing to have good enough genes to have you on my side (not because of you remembering, i just think you're neat). 

I've been living well! It feels good to slowly put together my master plan (Not starving in the streets as a zoomer in WEF-owned Canada). 
 >he remembered
I always remember the important things. (on the other hand I have no idea what I had for breakfast this morning)
>you on my side
Those with a soul are few, gotta keep an eye on the sprouts to make sure they don't get devoured by the soulless husks desperately seeking even the tiniest spark of warmth.
>i just think you're neat
❤️ 

>master plan
Oh hell yeah, this is what I'm talking about. What's the plan looking like so far? 
 @Leaf Lord I would thank you for keeping an eye on me Leaf Lord sensei, but your eyes have always been covered! (The audience lets out a hushed sound of shock in unison[Could he see through the censor bar???{Does he have eyes in unknown places???<Leaf Lord's secrets truly are innumerable!!!>}])

>master plan

Honestly my master plan isn't really that advanced yet. Just saving up money, and getting swole (actually not swole at all because I'm a foid), and writing in my spare time. I feel like if I was born even 5 or 10 years earlier I'd be much better off, but alas! I have a lot of money saved up and a strong inheritance though so I have a good amount to work with 
 It is a mystery.
Narrator : [REDACTED]

Hell yeah, this is the way to do it. Make sure to do calisthenics and work on your abs (more important for w*men than people realize)
>shekels
When the time comes I'll volunteer some advice on how to use it properly so that your money starts working for you instead of the other way around.

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 @Leaf Lord I love calisthenics I'm literally a calisthenicsbro I plank every single day and run and go on long walks (I love running barefoot, have you ever ran barefoot? You can tell the body is made for it with the way you land on the ball of your foot and all the energy is perfectly dissipated and then sent into the ground. You bounce and spring like a rabbit. Running barefoot literally makes me feel like I'm five years old again it's crazy).

And thank you Leaf Lord :blobsalute: I shall make even the most Palestine bombing Israelite quake with my intimate skill in the art of shekel-wielding. 
 Hell yeah! plankgangers in the hou
se tonight

Running barefoot, especially in the woods at night, is the absolute peak. I love it. It's like you're running on air. So fast and agile. 
 @Leaf Lord @🌲Hidden🌲 stop chasing college aged women through the community park, Leaf. 
 I refuse. 
 @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 @🌲Hidden🌲 leaflord ensuring the cardiovascular health of his female subjects how magnanimous 
 @gav @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 If Leaf Lord chased me my legs would start slowing down without me noticing 
 Your desire to be caught would be too strong. 
 @🌲Hidden🌲 @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 tries to run away
oh look thats a nice ditch
collapses like a gazelle