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 Hell yeah! plankgangers in the hou
se tonight

Running barefoot, especially in the woods at night, is the absolute peak. I love it. It's like you're running on air. So fast and agile. 
 @Leaf Lord @🌲Hidden🌲 stop chasing college aged women through the community park, Leaf. 
 I refuse. 
 @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 @🌲Hidden🌲 leaflord ensuring the cardiovascular health of his female subjects how magnanimous 
 @gav @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 If Leaf Lord chased me my legs would start slowing down without me noticing 
 Your desire to be caught would be too strong. 
 @🌲Hidden🌲 @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 tries to run away
oh look thats a nice ditch
collapses like a gazelle