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Leaf Lord | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 It is a mystery.
Narrator : [REDACTED]

Hell yeah, this is the way to do it. Make sure to do calisthenics and work on your abs (more important for w*men than people realize)
>shekels
When the time comes I'll volunteer some advice on how to use it properly so that your money starts working for you instead of the other way around.

https://media.leafposter.club/media/f49a2582761a9d43dcc8b4e9cb0674e798379861dc25a8e13a69196a44df1f80.png
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🌲Hidden🌲 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 @Leaf Lord I love calisthenics I'm literally a calisthenicsbro I plank every single day and run and go on long walks (I love running barefoot, have you ever ran barefoot? You can tell the body is made for it with the way you land on the ball of your foot and all the energy is perfectly dissipated and then sent into the ground. You bounce and spring like a rabbit. Running barefoot literally makes me feel like I'm five years old again it's crazy).

And thank you Leaf Lord :blobsalute: I shall make even the most Palestine bombing Israelite quake with my intimate skill in the art of shekel-wielding.
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Leaf Lord | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 Hell yeah! plankgangers in the hou
se tonight

Running barefoot, especially in the woods at night, is the absolute peak. I love it. It's like you're running on air. So fast and agile.
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They Call Me KF01 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 @Leaf Lord @🌲Hidden🌲 stop chasing college aged women through the community park, Leaf.
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Leaf Lord | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I refuse.
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gav | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 @🌲Hidden🌲 leaflord ensuring the cardiovascular health of his female subjects how magnanimous
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🌲Hidden🌲 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 @gav @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 If Leaf Lord chased me my legs would start slowing down without me noticing
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Leaf Lord | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Your desire to be caught would be too strong.
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gav | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 @🌲Hidden🌲 @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 tries to run away
oh look thats a nice ditch
collapses like a gazelle