@Leaf Lord I would thank you for keeping an eye on me Leaf Lord sensei, but your eyes have always been covered! (The audience lets out a hushed sound of shock in unison[Could he see through the censor bar???{Does he have eyes in unknown places???<Leaf Lord's secrets truly are innumerable!!!>}])
>master plan
Honestly my master plan isn't really that advanced yet. Just saving up money, and getting swole (actually not swole at all because I'm a foid), and writing in my spare time. I feel like if I was born even 5 or 10 years earlier I'd be much better off, but alas! I have a lot of money saved up and a strong inheritance though so I have a good amount to work with It is a mystery.
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Hell yeah, this is the way to do it. Make sure to do calisthenics and work on your abs (more important for w*men than people realize)
>shekels
When the time comes I'll volunteer some advice on how to use it properly so that your money starts working for you instead of the other way around.
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@Leaf Lord I love calisthenics I'm literally a calisthenicsbro I plank every single day and run and go on long walks (I love running barefoot, have you ever ran barefoot? You can tell the body is made for it with the way you land on the ball of your foot and all the energy is perfectly dissipated and then sent into the ground. You bounce and spring like a rabbit. Running barefoot literally makes me feel like I'm five years old again it's crazy).
And thank you Leaf Lord :blobsalute: I shall make even the most Palestine bombing Israelite quake with my intimate skill in the art of shekel-wielding.
Hell yeah! plankgangers in the hou
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Running barefoot, especially in the woods at night, is the absolute peak. I love it. It's like you're running on air. So fast and agile.
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