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 @Leaf Lord I love calisthenics I'm literally a calisthenicsbro I plank every single day and run and go on long walks (I love running barefoot, have you ever ran barefoot? You can tell the body is made for it with the way you land on the ball of your foot and all the energy is perfectly dissipated and then sent into the ground. You bounce and spring like a rabbit. Running barefoot literally makes me feel like I'm five years old again it's crazy).

And thank you Leaf Lord :blobsalute: I shall make even the most Palestine bombing Israelite quake with my intimate skill in the art of shekel-wielding. 
 Hell yeah! plankgangers in the hou
se tonight

Running barefoot, especially in the woods at night, is the absolute peak. I love it. It's like you're running on air. So fast and agile. 
 @Leaf Lord @🌲Hidden🌲 stop chasing college aged women through the community park, Leaf. 
 I refuse. 
 @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 @🌲Hidden🌲 leaflord ensuring the cardiovascular health of his female subjects how magnanimous 
 @gav @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 If Leaf Lord chased me my legs would start slowing down without me noticing 
 Your desire to be caught would be too strong. 
 @🌲Hidden🌲 @Leaf Lord @They Call Me KF01 tries to run away
oh look thats a nice ditch
collapses like a gazelle