Oddbean new post about | logout

Notes by Ryan 🧜‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ | export

 Everyone you know will disappoint you in brutal ways but you until society collapses you can always rely on a library to be doing its level best and punching above its weight 
 Utterly despise a “Netflix” button on a remote 
 I am not “in the wrong body” I am in the wrong reality 
 Can I be honest and say that if they found a way to make it like, even more encrypted and locked away on a self destructing drive that requires two turns of a key to activate every few days, Microsoft’s Windows Recall thing sound awesome and cool and I want to be able to do that sorry sorry sorry don’t report me to The Verge police 
 I just realized something I thought was mortifying wasn’t actually embarrassing in hindsight and I feel like I just won the intrusive thought lottery 
 Is Destiny just Ben Shapiro for Gen Alpha 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 I wear size 15(us). My opti... 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 Don’t worry. I pirate all... 
 @c8cc6c28 By why give her and her ideas that time and space in your mind? Why not use that time and space to fill with the work of better sources? I promise it will bring you more and feed you better! 
 They’re children. And their government is keeping them from doctors who practice a type of medicine that cures suicidal ideation at near miracle rates. If those kids do find relief, it'll be via their parents paying exorbitant out of pocket costs or by covertly ordering those drugs online with cryptocurrencies from sketchy overseas labs.

Please don't play the Harry Potter video games and it defend it by saying they brought *you* childhood joy.

https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/03/12/trans-puberty-blockers-nhs-england-prescribe-gender-affirming-healthcare/ 
 There's a not insignificant portion of the male population that finds themselves attracted to women with tentacles before they find themselves attracted to women with external genitalia. Seems like normal things happening there 
 We should all get a push notification about what happened to Kate Middleton so we know when to stop making jokes that will inevitably be in poor taste whenever it’s revealed which horrifying fate befell her 
 Personally I think she’s away on a mission to protect her home planet from the evil overlord Galactar the Interspace Conquerer. On the taxpayer’s dime! 
 @417c568b it’s so crazy how you’re picking civilians to care about. Do you not see how that is crazy 
 Why isn’t “yassified” in the iOS dictionary 
 BlueSky invite code m: bsky-social-okic5-2kjlh 
 Another one: bsky-social-tib5a-is7uk 
 Justice for Amanda Bynes 😔 
 Never in my life will I again experience the thrill of watching Mad Men live 😔 
 Every time I express fear about the future for queer people someone who isn’t queer says to me “at least you live in New York” as if that is comforting and not the most bone chilling thing you could possibly say.

Don’t say stuff like that. You actually don’t have to say anything! Just listen. (Then, maybe, I don’t know, do something?) 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 i mean, I'm always down for... 
 @22b41a9b I’ll show you a compilation of quips and you’ll be good to go 
 Wanna take edibles and make fan edits of Donna from Suits or are you boring 
 Misgendered! At The Pharmacy 
 Misgendered! At The Pharamcy 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2
Oh it's out now? Gotta see ... 
 @8f87c497 You’re gonna scream and scream and scream 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 I'm not even much into musi... 
 @b92b6163 Oh PLEASE come back to this post with your reaction. 
 I don’t plug or endorse a lot of stuff but my friend wrote the score of Dicks: The Musical and I have never been this proud of anything anyone I’ve ever known has ever made. You absolutely *need* to see it immediately. I wish Judy Garland and Stephen Sondheim and Aleister Crowley could have seen it. 
 Oh and if their marketing has missed you and you don’t know of what I speak: It’s a new A24 film in theaters now!

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/189/158/068/073/969/original/cb2113adaf71e957.mp4 
 If you give me $500, I will show up to your job and causes huge scene accusing everyone but you of Transphobia. And I’ll be convincing. 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 
I occasionally feel old, b... 
 @2819b0b6 Rock on. No reason to every stop 
 The candles said they had scents – and if you smelled them there was a hint of lemon or berry but – upon actual contact with fire, alas, they were unscented. 
 Anyway I quit and left them with a union. ✌️ 
 One year for our Christmas bonus, Bustle gave us gift cards for telehealth therapy. Which was still better than the year they acquired us and we made record profits and they gave us an unscented candle. 
 The candles said they had scents – and if you smelled them there was a hint of lemon or berry but – upon actual contact with fire, alas, they were unscented. 
 I have an advance copy of a new piece of reboot media that, ahem, SLAYS, and I am crying too hard to listen to the content lol 
 Very bad moment for my eyeballs to be starting HRT 
 I debated even acknowledging this, but since she is a major part of a major show on a major femme-forward network, I’d like to also point out that the call is coming from inside the house https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/10/05/martina-navratilova-drag-queen/ 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 you've only got three years... 
 I’m 34 and still working on my life and everyone keeps telling me over and over not to worry that I’m too old to make it happen. But I wasn’t? I’m not old? Do you guys think you’re “old” at 34? What the fuck??? 
 Omfg don’t say that to anyone who tells you they are any age, you absolute loons.

“Okay but you’re not in your 20s anymore…” Okay? And?? What now??? What does that mean???? What is functionally different????? Go enjoy your life, I am begging you. 🙏 I am fine 🙏 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2
You shouldn't rely onThread... 
 @d2b6eb7e Sure and where will my money come from 
 I always think I’m going to want to take guacamole out of a tub in my fridge, but I don’t. I want it brought to me with ceremony or I find I don’t want it.

One day this will read as extreme luxury and decadence to all of your starving great grandchildren – but luckily they won’t have the electricity necessary to judge me. 😌 
 Remember when Boomers accused us of being spoiled monsters for wanting baby food and chips??? Hahahahahaha. My husband and I will never know retirement. 
 Hessington, Hessington, Hessington sue! 
 I was just thinking “that joke won’t land because there’s no way British people like Suits” and then I remembered that British people *really* don’t like Suits 🫢 
 Earnest posting on main but I really do appreciate this tiny safe haven. I do believe things like the Fediverse will save us. One day far away and very soon. 
 I’m going to be honest with you, I’ve lived through a lot of shit in 34 years. I came out at 12 years old in 2002. I have seen terrorism, economic collapse, pandemics, fires, hurricanes, I’ve been exploited and assaulted and hate crimed. I’ve had near death experiences and horrible accidents.

I have never been so scared in my life as I am at the next five years, let alone after that. I finally have something to say and a way to say it and people who want to hear it and it’s never been harder. 😩 
 Earnest posting on main but I really do appreciate this tiny safe haven. I do believe things like the Fediverse will save us. One day far away and very soon. 
 New content is coming, for whatever time I have left. Just had to do all that grieving first, sorry about the wait etc. 
 I’m going to be honest with you, I’ve lived through a lot of shit in 34 years. I came out at 12 years old in 2002. I have seen terrorism, economic collapse, pandemics, fires, hurricanes, I’ve been exploited and assaulted and hate crimed. I’ve had near death experiences and horrible accidents.

I have never been so scared in my life as I am at the next five years, let alone after that. I finally have something to say and a way to say it and people who want to hear it and it’s never been harder. 😩 
 When KOSA passes, my career as a Trans creator is kind of over, right?

Like, this is banned on Threads right now. There’s no way I can succeed as a leftist YouTuber in drag. I mean what were the odds before?

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/180/256/579/306/512/original/3b041081f91aa436.jpeg 
 When KOSA passes, my career as a Trans creator is kind of over, right?

Like, this is banned on Threads right now. There’s no way I can succeed as a leftist YoiuTuber in drag. I mean what were the odds before?

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/180/253/984/549/275/original/61e9b8f806251c59.jpeg 
 When KOSA passes, my career as a Trans creator is kind of over, right? 
 I think a lot of people believe they project strength or intelligence or professionalism or maturity when they adopt a condescending tone but it’s just the opposite.

I love being condescending, don’t get me wrong, but never when I’m trying to be any of those things. 
 People who don’t know what kerning is will tell you they don’t need a graphic designer to make an ad that says “Get more clicks!” – and honestly, darling, knock yourself out. 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 That video is insanely on p... 
 @5cba2886 Constantly. Relentlessly 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 just responding to a statem... 
 @cce6a01a …No it isn’t 🤦 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 Eliza Dushku as Faith! 
 @1ffe80c6 Oh you’re going there 
 There is something about the way her 90s frosted makeup and tanned skin shows up on whatever film stock they shot the show on. It’s unreal and should never be recreated for health reasons. 
 Whoever bleached/colored her hair should have their work hanging in the Louvre. 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 
So I bought my wife a legi... 
 @2af03f02 I have one wristlet I cherish 
 nostr:npub1200ys2hzmazsqkyucvj4pyjay5qnmpu84q2hfyu82qmjxgqlzlyssgaqy2 I went through hell about 5... 
 @bcee2990 Thank you for saying this 
 If strangers at a party are talking about football and I go up to them and, before I join the conversation, they say “we’re talking about last night’s game,” I do not into a speech about CTE and the NFL and corporate media and how they should be spending their time.

I, as someone who hates football with every speck of my stardust, go to the other side of the room and start my own conversation about that or *anything I decide to talk about.* 
 As proof of the platform’s vibrance, here is a TikTok that encapsulates this whole phenomena way better than my rambling, frustrated thread https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8MWGdhk/ 
Event not found
 @8d1f40af Hers was just a subway station if I remember correctly 
Event not found
 Hessington, Hessington, Hessington sue! 
Event not found
 New content is coming, for whatever time I have left. Just had to do all that grieving first, sorry about the wait etc. 
Event not found
 There is something about the way her 90s frosted makeup and tanned skin shows up on whatever film stock they shot the show on. It’s unreal and should never be recreated for health reasons.