Everyone you know will disappoint you in brutal ways but you until society collapses you can always rely on a library to be doing its level best and punching above its weight


Utterly despise a “Netflix” button on a remote


I am not “in the wrong body” I am in the wrong reality


Can I be honest and say that if they found a way to make it like, even more encrypted and locked away on a self destructing drive that requires two turns of a key to activate every few days, Microsoft’s Windows Recall thing sound awesome and cool and I want to be able to do that sorry sorry sorry don’t report me to The Verge police


I just realized something I thought was mortifying wasn’t actually embarrassing in hindsight and I feel like I just won the intrusive thought lottery


Is Destiny just Ben Shapiro for Gen Alpha


nostr:npub1aulds4h8qglt40cak654lleke7xagzcqtxwt88g344fcdkh4z89sfqkx7d Torturous.


nostr:npub1erxxc2yummxszjuey865m4fnkgpgq5nn8v964777njx0yvlp0vasm37j05 By why give her and her ideas that time and space in your mind? Why not use that time and space to fill with the work of better sources? I promise it will bring you more and feed you better!


nostr:npub1mmfwxp0jkw6un7hf75k0p8kpemm4smau2c4m8ea2w7r7v52lhjusx4eknq Damn straight


nostr:npub13505ptls6kwrd4cryh9he8m3nuhehsq7npt2w7j8fa7xy8xak4eqx57e3g Hers was just a subway station if I remember correctly


They’re children. And their government is keeping them from doctors who practice a type of medicine that cures suicidal ideation at near miracle rates. If those kids do find relief, it'll be via their parents paying exorbitant out of pocket costs or by covertly ordering those drugs online with cryptocurrencies from sketchy overseas labs.

Please don't play the Harry Potter video games and it defend it by saying they brought *you* childhood joy.

https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/03/12/trans-puberty-blockers-nhs-england-prescribe-gender-affirming-healthcare/


There's a not insignificant portion of the male population that finds themselves attracted to women with tentacles before they find themselves attracted to women with external genitalia. Seems like normal things happening there


Personally I think she’s away on a mission to protect her home planet from the evil overlord Galactar the Interspace Conquerer. On the taxpayer’s dime!


We should all get a push notification about what happened to Kate Middleton so we know when to stop making jokes that will inevitably be in poor taste whenever it’s revealed which horrifying fate befell her


Ryan 🧜♀🏳⚧

I love drag, wealth redistribution, bops, and retro gaming. Trans, AuDHD, the perfect all-American bitch. My opinions are always improving.


nostr:npub1g979dzl4ws5ul6zytjsmy0hmu8luvxww9qll94ngn47wzfqs9s9qfg5qt5 it’s so crazy how you’re picking civilians to care about. Do you not see how that is crazy


Why isn’t “yassified” in the iOS dictionary


Another one: bsky-social-tib5a-is7uk


BlueSky invite code m: bsky-social-okic5-2kjlh


Justice for Amanda Bynes 😔


Never in my life will I again experience the thrill of watching Mad Men live 😔


nostr:npub10ccqxxeg6ff82lrjg7cfhyxque44qquykp6k7k4cezzl748mehss75p9lx That was meant to be representative of me 😭


nostr:npub10ccqxxeg6ff82lrjg7cfhyxque44qquykp6k7k4cezzl748mehss75p9lx

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/192/534/080/153/243/original/871496335cbcb910.mp4


Every time I express fear about the future for queer people someone who isn’t queer says to me “at least you live in New York” as if that is comforting and not the most bone chilling thing you could possibly say.

Don’t say stuff like that. You actually don’t have to say anything! Just listen. (Then, maybe, I don’t know, do something?)


nostr:npub1y26p4xup3zvel9m6jgep594wyf9lfu8vz4u0frjuhchsksyfvrwsu9694s I’ll show you a compilation of quips and you’ll be good to go


Wanna take edibles and make fan edits of Donna from Suits or are you boring


nostr:npub12uer7h0x3hq7q4rts7mtj0qn8glmf6409c3xzfp0w0gyn0p7ud9s7kzn22 nostr:npub1z7r7mzr43vhhql4apmh7hfvvf4dkm09ec9dk9qpagpfvcqvnmaaqkvq23x Thank you!!


Misgendered! At The Pharmacy


Misgendered! At The Pharamcy


nostr:npub137ruf9lq7ue3fh35p5sltcpsrsvkdfk6vuxtmaglzqd024t3w7ms0c7jn6 You’re gonna scream and scream and scream


nostr:npub1hy4kzcakaf5jyamv0d7nwru0sfkte49vs76csm222hltz27yqyqqw6fw8v Oh PLEASE come back to this post with your reaction.


Oh and if their marketing has missed you and you don’t know of what I speak: It’s a new A24 film in theaters now!

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/189/158/068/073/969/original/cb2113adaf71e957.mp4


I don’t plug or endorse a lot of stuff but my friend wrote the score of Dicks: The Musical and I have never been this proud of anything anyone I’ve ever known has ever made. You absolutely *need* to see it immediately. I wish Judy Garland and Stephen Sondheim and Aleister Crowley could have seen it.


If you give me $500, I will show up to your job and causes huge scene accusing everyone but you of Transphobia. And I’ll be convincing.


nostr:npub19qvmpd3js066njqnqn2aa34u5s33sqy97jx8t5ang4a69lmlwvyqgd0tmd Rock on. No reason to every stop


Anyway I quit and left them with a union. ✌


The candles said they had scents – and if you smelled them there was a hint of lemon or berry but – upon actual contact with fire, alas, they were unscented.


One year for our Christmas bonus, Bustle gave us gift cards for telehealth therapy. Which was still better than the year they acquired us and we made record profits and they gave us an unscented candle.


Very bad moment for my eyeballs to be starting HRT


I have an advance copy of a new piece of reboot media that, ahem, SLAYS, and I am crying too hard to listen to the content lol


I debated even acknowledging this, but since she is a major part of a major show on a major femme-forward network, I’d like to also point out that the call is coming from inside the house https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/10/05/martina-navratilova-drag-queen/


😔 https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/10/05/x-twitter-report-system-transphobia/


This Reddit post is the plot of When Harry Met Sally

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/181/486/020/106/314/original/285d67342a341cce.jpeg


nostr:npub1rllgp34aexvnecuhfdr7t7jz0dudle7eyz9wgaakwgtmn4dm37fsvahhpx Hahahahahahahahahaha


Omfg don’t say that to anyone who tells you they are any age, you absolute loons.

“Okay but you’re not in your 20s anymore…” Okay? And?? What now??? What does that mean???? What is functionally different????? Go enjoy your life, I am begging you. 🙏 I am fine 🙏


I’m 34 and still working on my life and everyone keeps telling me over and over not to worry that I’m too old to make it happen. But I wasn’t? I’m not old? Do you guys think you’re “old” at 34? What the fuck???


nostr:npub162mwklh30ufhk0d3kfhxuktwjglnmv6rxux83m6tql5l49rtp7zqclvhs4 Sure and where will my money come from


Remember when Boomers accused us of being spoiled monsters for wanting baby food and chips??? Hahahahahaha. My husband and I will never know retirement.


I always think I’m going to want to take guacamole out of a tub in my fridge, but I don’t. I want it brought to me with ceremony or I find I don’t want it.

One day this will read as extreme luxury and decadence to all of your starving great grandchildren – but luckily they won’t have the electricity necessary to judge me. 😌


I was just thinking “that joke won’t land because there’s no way British people like Suits” and then I remembered that British people *really* don’t like Suits 🫢


Hessington, Hessington, Hessington sue!


Earnest posting on main but I really do appreciate this tiny safe haven. I do believe things like the Fediverse will save us. One day far away and very soon.


I’m going to be honest with you, I’ve lived through a lot of shit in 34 years. I came out at 12 years old in 2002. I have seen terrorism, economic collapse, pandemics, fires, hurricanes, I’ve been exploited and assaulted and hate crimed. I’ve had near death experiences and horrible accidents.

I have never been so scared in my life as I am at the next five years, let alone after that. I finally have something to say and a way to say it and people who want to hear it and it’s never been harder. 😩


nostr:npub1awjyxgxc2zj0wjayer9zstefd93h52l8cgsxph0xgcljyzxxdd0qgfvjs4 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/09/get-real-congress-censoring-search-results-or-recommendations-still-censorship


New content is coming, for whatever time I have left. Just had to do all that grieving first, sorry about the wait etc.


When KOSA passes, my career as a Trans creator is kind of over, right?

Like, this is banned on Threads right now. There’s no way I can succeed as a leftist YouTuber in drag. I mean what were the odds before?

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/180/256/579/306/512/original/3b041081f91aa436.jpeg


When KOSA passes, my career as a Trans creator is kind of over, right?

Like, this is banned on Threads right now. There’s no way I can succeed as a leftist YoiuTuber in drag. I mean what were the odds before?

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/180/253/984/549/275/original/61e9b8f806251c59.jpeg


When KOSA passes, my career as a Trans creator is kind of over, right?


I think a lot of people believe they project strength or intelligence or professionalism or maturity when they adopt a condescending tone but it’s just the opposite.

I love being condescending, don’t get me wrong, but never when I’m trying to be any of those things.


People who don’t know what kerning is will tell you they don’t need a graphic designer to make an ad that says “Get more clicks!” – and honestly, darling, knock yourself out.


nostr:npub19xmdy9y59mthjw0zwcvdd4rly8w4w6yw2wvf94kux2xkjr7767ysmhzstj Love love love Eve


nostr:npub1tjaz3pnahtsu5d4f8ja4zdg0uaet9se84xpnxlnyuzpg777rcfrsfzezyg Constantly. Relentlessly


As proof of the platform’s vibrance, here is a TikTok that encapsulates this whole phenomena way better than my rambling, frustrated thread https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8MWGdhk/


nostr:npub1enn2qx3qs3dr3d98mzl5g474xdc8sym6unxn372mp7dp8w4k2kwq44sehx …No it isn’t 🤦


Whoever bleached/colored her hair should have their work hanging in the Louvre.


nostr:npub1rllgp34aexvnecuhfdr7t7jz0dudle7eyz9wgaakwgtmn4dm37fsvahhpx Oh you’re going there


There is something about the way her 90s frosted makeup and tanned skin shows up on whatever film stock they shot the show on. It’s unreal and should never be recreated for health reasons.


nostr:npub19tcr7qkuxqujhtdphau4aedjm5wzttnfsu2vzsm75khhf98pka9qxzd75z I have one wristlet I cherish


nostr:npub1hnhznyrv69lddh3uucfkxggd8sc74m7anwv50p6kl40h8te3vj4q7wdv27 Thank you for saying this


I want all that shiny Coach stuff so badly and I’m so ashamed of myself


What is Matt Gaetz’s Dysport budget??


There have also been some nice things sustaining me. But that’s not what we’re talking about right now lol


nostr:npub1ys8pfzlz67m2qrhrcqckepr88n6htcyayfm7m8h5dys7ndj4lxrsyqtl3r Not sure yet but I would do it with a sword I think


Can I do Kevin McCarthy’s exit interview


Nothing designed to make you look older than barbershop lighting. They should use it outside of bars instead of checking ID


Why don’t they make the whole year out of October??


nostr:npub160xen5u4yt806ruk0t7454q464w9xqaq00yj4yzwa73nn90s5wtqk7zw8e Yeah there’s no way she’s raw dogging THAT reality


nostr:npub1enn2qx3qs3dr3d98mzl5g474xdc8sym6unxn372mp7dp8w4k2kwq44sehx OK you’re missing the entire point


nostr:npub19lwsvk3k2m6p0mvszjumxlf89pwhteet7yg2x5ddzn6r7th97y4samet0d oh, don’t worry, I have the merit badges for that one 🙄


If strangers at a party are talking about football and I go up to them and, before I join the conversation, they say “we’re talking about last night’s game,” I do not into a speech about CTE and the NFL and corporate media and how they should be spending their time.

I, as someone who hates football with every speck of my stardust, go to the other side of the room and start my own conversation about that or *anything I decide to talk about.*


nostr:npub19dp9um2zqefaepyr8pphfgcjkf6mc0f5ag75ndyt9fszdepw9c5qt2zwzj Why are more men not like you 😭


nostr:npub16wyygpcffqgp4gg7hf6tfj0fmerrnqmuxfc0dd0gcy7f3gqnna8sm86gsk GO AWAY


nostr:npub1y5hmf467svdjc8e6hunt43a5t5x6hv37vqtjk7lmq76rpkv40vqsul7m3c If nothing new is worthwhile, I never have to feel irrelevant. Tale as old as time.


nostr:npub1nm0g98hz7xnz282tql9ma9gq4620k2d47j50mh3h8ma0vnll8exsh3mkgv Haha I’ve had more than a taste. I think they use the same ingredients for what they serve the NBs. Like a Taco Bell of patriarchy.


nostr:npub1vgzp3tug9fryw2ghun369erppzd68g7dfjfu4f3mzhf6v8qg8dlqpd37vz

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/170/240/932/630/708/original/5ec5b0e3c01c80df.mp4


nostr:npub18etcq8h2xf9x6rfjlaxpft25huytjcj6f2kgwz4zp2ytzhphrlmsfne9sf I usually only look at TikTok ambiently while I’m doing something else. I think the unhealthy habit is sinking into the couch with it.


I don’t need you to tell me that Barbie is shallow. I don’t need you to tell me that TikTok is a tech company. I do not need you to tell me that I look better without makeup. I do not need you to explain that Beyoncé is a member of the capitalist ownership class.

I promise you that I already knew – and that five other men have told me those facts… or theories. I got it.

I’m begging you to consider, for a moment, that someone like me might know something you do not.


Not everything is for discussing all the time. Every time I speak, it is not an opportunity to debate me on whether or not I’m doing it the way you would do it.

There’s critical thinking and speaking up for what’s right – and then there is being an asshole to a stranger for discussing something that have disdain for and, as a result, know nothing about.


For example: Lots of people have rational and irrational fears about TikTok. As a journalist and a creator, I have thoroughly researched the topic and I have walked away with my informed opinion. I know about China. I know that sometimes kids sneak onto the app. I know that the dances are very silly and they seem very stupid. I know that the music is too loud. I have considered your idea that TikTok is why people don’t read or why kids don’t do their homework.

I just have a different opinion.


I can experience this over and over and over and over from dozens of men who I will continue to block over and over and over and over and if I even acknowledge that this is going on more men will pour in to explain to me that, no, it isn’t. And if it is, it has nothing to do with them being men.


Sometimes I will talk on here about something mainstream that I like. Sometimes this thing is something that some men do not like – and have made not liking into part of their identity and personality.

I can write whole disclaimers asking them to just let me talk to the people who like this thing about this thing, I can explain that I have heard their viewpoint and considered it, I can cite facts or figures, and they will, without fail, jump in to explain to me why I shouldn’t like this thing.


nostr:npub1zqndpc4x60wmu92hdrrleqtcj9azg4q8j0a0f3cmjk8rwyj24j3sqwsaan nostr:npub1me8956h6r3c3s5adpjl3g8zldjzd9e5dl42h4tqw99swyw0n8r7qlpud06 I’ll stay however the fuck I wanna stay on my page where the fuck you came to fucking talk to me, fuck fuck.

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. But boy is there smugness from men, and yes, it’s always men. You are all *always* in my replies making fools of yourselves. There is no functional difference between TikTok or any of the other tech companies except for the fact that people you look down on like it.


nostr:npub1jgead0705yarg9wv2ztwl9w5mr5nmg5k48fmkrxf9zdan96twdzsfwm9qm Thank you! The Pocket Report, CultureWork, Molly McPherson PR, Crutches&Spice, CJ Trowbridge, Erin Parsons, prettycritical, kay_wow, artlust, moreperfectunion, Madeline Pendleton, pretendingtobehot, hennyondatokay, jamellebouie

So many more but these are some gems to get you going.


nostr:npub1me8956h6r3c3s5adpjl3g8zldjzd9e5dl42h4tqw99swyw0n8r7qlpud06 I literally said not to do this. All of the stuff you just said is silly and I’m tired of correcting men but will of course keep doing it pathologically.

1. Their data protection is no different than Google. 2. Their minor protection is no different than this website or Google or Twitter or YouTube or anything with a keyboard. 3. People have been doing stupid shit since the dawn of time. See also YouTube, Facebook, Jackass on MTV.

You’re so far behind that you think you’re ahead. 🤦


nostr:npub1dkz776ndtj36ennu6eyrq4jl8hysqrc8h4j73s558uty2yleuflqjxry4r I mean is it more than YouTube????? Doubt that


nostr:npub192z3mpgqvjerx8duk3h4luan3c5qa4qjar7ypdex29znpqnll50s7gy8qt It’s men


nostr:npub1e2vqtzzx4pg2j7yw60qy0vmmrlwkp8hd5pty0txhvv3re46ekf4qdx2kvd Yes unlike uhhh Google


I would 100% pay for ad-free TikTok. I’d pay more than I pay for YouTube Premium or Netflix or Apple Music.

You do not have to reply to this post with your disdain, the numbers are on my side and the format is full of intellectual content. Perhaps it is not the children who are wrong.


Yo, this is bleak as fuck

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/166/715/095/537/545/original/2579e92ee36bed4b.png


Sometimes being autistic feels like simultaneously being older and younger than everyone you meet


nostr:npub1s3d0hyalknarns77np6vm82trse0tqjqs6djd8sq0eg9alyg2yuspu0tcp I haven’t purchased anything


My balls are fucking killing me


nostr:npub1yf4vqqpxrk9pv93ud58jnzq852v6t0vje9lk5actn23myjzw2p7q8dh2jn It doesn’t! It says I have no subscription. And I haven’t bought anything in over a year


nostr:npub19qhj7e3c3pk5ftzkctmjcymgs55f857gextgukwzz6gqkejhkf8q726w4c Nothing!!!


nostr:npub1xc9mzksa0q5n2y52jzn870zvc2rq7s23tpqgmn6qvpd2svk7smjqvp4075 Nope! All brand new stuff I was streaming.


I am *not* trying to bring anyone at Apple's attention to this but my thirst for an answer is too strong: Does anyone know how me and my husband's Apple Music subscriptions have been active for the last several months despite that fact that neither of us are still paying for it?

Nobody on our plan or account is. We do not get it for free through our mobile carrier. We do not have Apple One.


I am *not* trying to bring anyone at Apple's attention to this but my thirst for an answer is too strong: Does anyone know how me and my husband's Apple Music subscriptions have been active for the last several months despite that fact that neither of us are still paying for it?


nostr:npub1h3cmk7d8tsc4kw70rhfw08v02usr3lcgjsp0hg6zjfwjuk0gvjvsxew5qt Sure, there should be no government unions with monopolies on violence. But those aren’t unions, they’re legal gangs.


The New York Times saying that unions “overreach sometimes,” even to couch their defense unions, is so batshit fucking insane. Do you know who else “overreaches” sometimes? Corporations! I know, what a twist.


The New York Times saying that unions “overreach sometimes,” even Ta couch their defense unions, is so batched fucking insane. Do you know who else “overreaches” sometimes? Corporations! I know, what a twist.


nostr:npub1zq067s6xcye2u8tu4l9rkluyjkvdvrq637pknylk2hszazy5evhq3aehz8 💀


[extremely Linda Yaccarino voice]: Sitting is the opposite of standing


nostr:npub1vdrz55neme2r7ykdfs23u7x5h3kv5lfw4yywh4yxmgkhc0nsg9pq838m6u 🥺


What Kylie Minogue has done this year is truly a tremendous achievement in pop music


This is what turning on my VPN feels like

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/152/747/640/906/093/original/48d17764685db2e1.mp4


nostr:npub19wqn2lqyyy0q8cxh3ck8eyyfxt405qxmhmf50xkj5eyhgrcu0fcsnxe0cu The very best use of power is knowing who and when to pass it off to. If you cannot be trusted with that, I cannot trust you with anything.


nostr:npub1xeu5xaxfv96a2j7zd2yqys8ssancvx7h45295j0cq7nc80q3snkqdrcxe3 Nope. No single person‘s life’s work enables anything.


If you think this is ageism, I have some thing you can suck 💖


nostr:npub160xen5u4yt806ruk0t7454q464w9xqaq00yj4yzwa73nn90s5wtqk7zw8e you’re mine!


nostr:npub1xev3gg6v5us322llztha8kge0gxwnz0lgq2f5f7adksxuqx70g8stccgy3 It was a joke about a very common phrase.

Google the word “superlative.”


A sitting politician that dies of old age will not be getting a very kind eulogy from me.


nostr:npub1cx78595zrqxtcq369j88d7nhvz5hehg2swve8k78dhrw4vjkeuqsvp0cps 🥰🥰🥰


nostr:npub1xev3gg6v5us322llztha8kge0gxwnz0lgq2f5f7adksxuqx70g8stccgy3 because that’s amazing


Me when something isn’t amazing: That’s amazing


I may not be relatable 🤔


Also, what… were you doing here? Have you seen the posts babe????


As someone who is mentally ill, I say this with all the delicacy I can: When presented with the facts of the current political landscape, thinking this is a kind of psychosis.

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/147/216/540/212/887/original/e5d7f022527c506a.jpeg


Having been really early to AOC and Katie Porter just gets more wnd more satisfying. It’s like when I knew Gaga by her original name. I wish I got paid for taste, like I could invest in political or cultural properties, but I don’t think that’s a job poor people are allowed to have


nostr:npub1cewpe46hewprm6uqywdx4xt7z2pa5z6m86kqu5j6ucvq3ugs5m8s7gatns Bisexual men keep me in business.


nostr:npub1sl3thlw9kjh5mcf4fekzwkrdj7lspr358l7zftwakvkrft3jwvcqfzqk4v Oh fuck


nostr:npub1q3ay28dhjljj5yh5kaqfqx3k5rklchph3mme20hzf5n0qutwr0eqj8ft4h Omg welcome!


“Women should apologize less” NO MEN SHOULD APOLOGIZE MORE


Gay people will know every woman who has every released or leaked a pop song since 1963 but could not have told you who Travis Kelce was until 72 hours ago


I’m also great at fighting, but not pulling punches 😬 but the second I meet a bigot’s energy all of the “allies” decide I’m the bad guy and the Nazis were just asking questions.


nostr:npub1pv922jwucsvs2wgrszg4jp508glhh2y9wdhy2u5cg7fkv6fgftcqk5mllq she’s got some really great tracks


I hate the trans people never get to be on the offensive. I’m so sick of being on the defensive. It’s an unwinnable game.


nostr:npub199q3r0drw9kaya9dfq0jht47uf9p3dhz8tr5ldla68gvqmtdkn2sc2mrkv Love


nostr:npub1s5ypkj66wuy9m7hfkq3666u5k8trvh3q3xe5ar3stlce4c8h8qrqn4uxc2 Yeah that is just gonna skew your data


MOST rich people suck. You have your Dolly Partons but I think we can all agree she’s a statistical anomaly – or some kind of anointed cryptid – and shouldn’t be studied for scientific purposes


I like talking about celebrities on here because rich people suck, many of you do not, and if I start posting about politics on another micro-blogging website you need to have me committed


Dax Shepherd seemingly only exists to lower my opinion of Kristen Bell


[I open my refrigerator and discover a Taylor Swift brand activation has been installed there while I was sleeping]


nostr:npub1uwkg4enucte87zdrel3f3n607v64us0hec95a46a39gednn45gvsdc9zvh TOOTS. ABOUT. SUITS.


nostr:npub1ytcq4vz7lh9jj0xauz625zgqm3u3lzdeeuq4mz6fxkqqd4nx24cqe3deq0 It definitely gave those vibes very early on


nostr:npub1kj7shau9ru255q60cmefyqkefqjyp6dsf38egug4kfxu0k2tur2qlpqvw4 Oh you have to go full brain off but then your brain turns back on, in a different way


nostr:npub1esdwxe3jghrvrlfm6rttglquq3vk4kye77c7sg8zydgqtkd9n6hqpltyzj That friend is a genius


nostr:npub1yuhkdlv0rc7a9z4vmqg0zjye576ag0w5tcnx6ftru7chtglqssvqxmrx02 I’m also autistic which changes the expression of both


I am about to give Suits the highest compliment I have ever given… anything.

Suits is proof that cishet men write a good soap opera, turn a look, and, may for help me, create camp.

There, I said it.


nostr:npub1k4zghhjdksgpq44cux92hnwj5cnul0c0764t8j972k6meelzn7nsh3f8mg Listen there’s always time to start Suits


Welcome to the Suitscast, I’m your host Ryan Houlihan and this is my cohost Shirley MacLaine–


Sometimes Suits is written by ChatGPT-1 and sometimes it’s written by Sophocles and what makes it fun is YOU RIDE THE WHIP. You just let it play you. I only want to talk about Suits.


If you haven’t been keeping up, I’m trauma bonding with SUITS, much like Archie and Lilibet will one day.


SUITS DOESN’T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE! It’s jazz baby. JAZZ!

Obsessed


nostr:npub166we2jpqvenkuqqrqqwawf82fylty4y6hdufklar0smvge0keg0qzymf2v It’s a legit gig she had, it’s a legit post I saw, he’s a real lawyer, and this is his real page. I don’t have two sources, hence not writing a piece to monetize, but it’s definitely enough for me to post – and hate Johnny Depp for. https://calawyers.org/2023-annual-meeting/schedule/


nostr:npub166we2jpqvenkuqqrqqwawf82fylty4y6hdufklar0smvge0keg0qzymf2v https://www.facebook.com/JonathanKramerEsq


Also whenever I’m alone in my apartment I keep saying “Meghan Markle… she’s from that show Suits. I’ve never seen it but I’ve heard it’s good!” because I spent basically a year saying that over and over with zero context for Suits.


Louis Litt is Shakespearean. Gina Torres is the most important woman in America. I wish I’d gone with the drag name “Donna” when I’d bought the URLs and stuff – she is basically doing my whole thing! And she’s iconic! I have to rebuy that domain.

Also Margo Martindale!

Those are your SUITS updates.


nostr:npub18k07d5wxavz706nj2qclcdsfgrkgnj6ejpek9mwf87pz03f4ln5qldy9l9 No


Me about Estrogen right now

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/128/483/196/629/978/original/f7667fd399e62468.mp4


nostr:npub1p0luyrzpr8ru3wardtuq822k4lkuzrfegksyv8jwtdjay3q8659sq6wk64 Because men use their power to systematically destroy women and this case is pretty obviously that. And I'm here on earth to stand up for what's right.

If people don't step in, women get murdered. That's just statistics.


Listen, there’s a massive amount of horrible bullshit packed into this tiny little post, but can I just say? I love when people tell them themselves. Go ahead. Be Johnny Depp’s lawyer and admit that she was an abuse victim and you were trying to trigger her PTSD, that you knew she had. Thank you! I love being right! Johnny Depp supporters are truly ill.

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/127/974/015/735/730/original/24e566e17ad3d1db.jpeg


I have a dream coming true in twelve minutes


I’m loving Suits. The suits are suitsing!


Oh! Usher still sings! Okay!


So, uh, Emma Roberts seems unpleasant


Suits is The Good Wife for men


Suit is The Good Wife for men


Like I knew that but also it just sunk in


Still enby! Low dose. May help my 🧠


Day one on mones


Just let a Reddit thread ruin my day oops


Drag king name: Noah Finch


nostr:npub19rrsfwyvpqpfd872f6wjg2vrz5d4gk24lcajpt68zjeutgxuks8qzx037v True


Thank God


Every song in Olivia Rodrigo’s solo discography has charted in the top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/090/586/942/209/026/original/ad5f6b318e66bcd5.mp4


Nobody:

The year 2002: PIECEY LAYERS


nostr:npub1nj3ak2z6jy5kd2gdzccxglgthvewh2d9wgh52p2x3mvpdkrygfpqfsnmul I’m sure the people in your life absolutely loved this behavior!! I love having to have a meltdown so you take the fucking garbage out


nostr:npub1tvmrgvaga9h6nka5t3ld2pukw28u726j7nf6pc0gle9nnwudzhgsecm9q2 Thank you for looking!!


nostr:npub1cfq3uh8kqzaa4r7m06kmqu8tz7wflukkl5764vwdttjeym4kvy0qdx338t Yeah now I’m like do I need a Pao and a NuFace? But the NuFace seems so temporary in effect.


Why do men act like everything is a friendly suggestion until you start screaming at them


Can anyone into science-y skincare please confirm to me that microcurrent is fake


nostr:npub1q7kepc466ags2rwt3h83vdwa3sfe2aucf586u46fc7jh7w334xsslac5yf Hmmm I just say it :)


If you're out here saying "f-bombs"...............

Babe


nostr:npub1f9h8xn6hvcgzmxtez2dumyyuu8xm7dt6s6zgprfc3728x585455qskhscn Just doesn’t write what I write


The iOS keyboard gets worse EVERY DAY


Remember $1 beer nights…. 😭


He’s still out there calling that website X, lmfaooooko


nostr:npub1rfsef52uhuzxun9s57lt8aau3ekzzxk2hyjftckdhpzuqp2vz2xqa8rxkv I read What is Glitter out loud to my husband every Christmas


I don’t want mica, I want GLITTER


nostr:npub16edsjvshwn3fwry4a4mlcryx9gz0c5ppaaywjls2auc2f6znf8ls6uwemh OK. Then don’t give your opinion until you’ve done literally any research.


My patience for breaking class solidarity is at exactly fucking zero so keep that in mind whenever you jump into my mentions 💖💖💖


If you can’t have an organization, business, or system that works ethically, you should not have one at all. Consider it a meritocracy.


nostr:npub16edsjvshwn3fwry4a4mlcryx9gz0c5ppaaywjls2auc2f6znf8ls6uwemh Her show shoots two blocks from my house. I have been there to picket every day she has shot so far. She is kicking audience members out for supporting the WGA silently, by taking pins from us. She is proceeding like a scab. Unless you have a working knowledge of the situation, don’t put push back on people that do.


@Tracey_Writes Her show shoots two blocks from my house. I have been there to picket every dayshe has shot so far. She is kicking audience members out for supporting the WGA silently, by taking pins from us. She is proceeding like a scab. Unless you have a working knowledge of the situation, don’t put push back on people that do.


nostr:npub16edsjvshwn3fwry4a4mlcryx9gz0c5ppaaywjls2auc2f6znf8ls6uwemh Are you kidding me? Do you think the WGA members like myself would be taking the days out of our lives to pick at her when there is so much going on unless we knew for a fact what she was doing was wrong. She is a struck show. She was using WGA writers. Now she isn’t. They aren’t getting paid and she is making money for her TV network anyway. She is a scab. How dare you?


nostr:npub1y8up8fqt36eva3lrkd2wtfx2848jusv8lk3hqxnyxvyz3zh3hlfskmnnyt First off, don’t fucking condescend to me about what books I have and haven’t read. That just loses you the argument makes you sound like a fucking moron. But you know what else makes you sound like a moron? Asking the people that she’s wronged to think that she hasn’t wronged them. She’s in the wrong. Shes wronged ME. She’s a human being who deeply fucked up. Don’t come in my fucking mentions again, especially not with capitalist apologia yet for the rich and famous.


nostr:npub1y8up8fqt36eva3lrkd2wtfx2848jusv8lk3hqxnyxvyz3zh3hlfskmnnyt First off, don’t fucking condescending to me about what books I have and haven’t read. That just loses you the argument makes you sound like a fucking moron. But you know what else makes you sound like a moron? Asking the people that she’s wronged to think that she hasn’t wronged them. She’s in the wrong. Shes wronged ME. She’s a human being who deeply fucked up. Don’t come in my fucking mentions again, especially not with capitalist apologia yet for the rich and famous.


nostr:npub1k9qwd3y9dlkzapm4uzvrfed3sdt329w38gk8s0m6h298s0tqnc5shkwuaq

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/061/822/522/499/321/original/b2f82ddaf0a662fe.mp4


Once a scab, always a scab.


I be said this on here recently but it bears repeating: I will never forgive Drew Barrymore.


nostr:npub1ucmv4r4h2wve5f3gtgwkrlx4mefh96zjxn9zn356aeq396ydu6vspfdlyk She still doesn’t get how she fucked up with Maui


Oprah please just shut the fuck up or give all your money away, I am begging you from the bottom of my soul


I gush to every firefighter on dating apps. They are everything cops are not. I  am thankful and I will reward them all


RLT at higher doses always works great – especially combined with a serum like Mayasama, which has been shown to increase efficacy by three times – and microneedling can be transformative for the right people. But if you can only afford one device, the Nira Pro has to be it.

I’m pretty sure the Lyma laser is a full-on scam.


RLT at higher doses always works great – especially combined with a serum like Mayasama, which has been shown to increase efficacy by three times – and micro needling can be great for the right people. But if you can only afford one device, the Nira Pro to be it.

I’m pretty sure the Lyma laser is a full-on scam.


They once sent me a free version of their old laser, but I bought this one of my own accord. So, not sponsored!


If you are looking for an at-home skincare device that works, I cannot recommend the Nira Pro more. You will need to work up to the highest setting and you will need to do it two times a day – but it only takes a couple minutes, and that shit actually, truly works for so many things!


nostr:npub1zcc66mvxws8ufj0qn40lpvc8jln6y6makdfz4m9gk3npcl2pz7ts4duhcs Take your fanboy shit out of my mentions


nostr:npub1zcc66mvxws8ufj0qn40lpvc8jln6y6makdfz4m9gk3npcl2pz7ts4duhcs Lmfao you don’t seem to know much about these third parties and their dumpster standards. Carbon credits can suck my dick


nostr:npub1zcc66mvxws8ufj0qn40lpvc8jln6y6makdfz4m9gk3npcl2pz7ts4duhcs I have a carbon neutral bridge to sell you


I would rather Apple make an actual camera phone that's three times as think than this weak shit


nostr:npub128mkw2e3m6szrsga8ed8pgxsk5fklyyhsjtyu0al9ueyhsz3qenswdtp22 the pros are so depressing


nostr:npub1yhe5g4p8gt9kmf7dj80af50njpp7m9rgw8xylspl8qkvqkthhdrsz6yc69 lmaooooo


I quote Everyone vs Mimi Imfurst every single day


nostr:npub16zusa0crxlkngmq29wr8h8wy6x6hkxgc9yc8dzxmmmdshmq2dg3s5wa0qn I don’t think cosmetic science will allow her to get any older


nostr:npub15qc84nc8rlparv5jnamwae9aafdas0yrkafc4624ejnllu6jq4nq7slc8l I tried my best with my website. Sigh


Is Erin Parsons the American Lisa Eldredge??


If you’d like to know more about why Roblox apologia is completely unforgivable. Listen to this great podcast by a really hot non-binary person. https://youtu.be/Ei07Md5ct7A?si=TnDDWLDmnyRA2qxi


nostr:npub1hdaqj28z72ahw6j330s68knac7dr57q5v9hahcjek48qc6yyj8ds2v27vm Although I never worked there, let’s just say my career set me up to know quite a lot about how that place works and I do not put it past them to either genuinely not understand what they did wasn’t valuable as an exclusive and hence worth pausing direct criticism over or they have taken a bunch of money. It’s literally either one of those things and no other scenario. The exact opposite kind of evil as Linus Tech Tips and yet


nostr:npub19y2dsm6azg0mu59rpuumrkfhy2x3n5ssdpa8ptf9vw94rz4aqalszjyx2l Have you been following the last 40 years of American politics or? Seems like that’s kind of a theme of your account but I can’t catch you up on every single fucking thing, all of which has stolen my future and given it to billionaires.


The Verge did a lot of PR for Roblox today, huh? That’s super fucking disgusting!


I work hard and I’m good at my job, a job that requires many skills that take years to master.

And, still, I am at peace knowing I will never own a home, or accrue equity, or have control of my future. I’ll push to change that circumstance for others – but I’m at peace with it being stolen from me. From what I control, it’s done.

And now I get to have little treats and take breaks without those becoming excuses to flog myself. I have other dreams of things I’ll make a leave behind. That’s ok.


There is no single product trending harder in beauty right now than Chanel Vamp (“Rouge Noir”) nail polish. I predict this, a matching lip, and silver accents will have a chokehold until at least January


nostr:npub1qfkfl0wjkyv5zw482cthzce6cwh5unrc3cq6fghjpqpc0mwhndqqyyl7hp She’s 83 years old and actively profiting off her legislative choices to an egregious degree.


nostr:npub1qfkfl0wjkyv5zw482cthzce6cwh5unrc3cq6fghjpqpc0mwhndqqyyl7hp She’s 83 years old


nostr:npub1kn5wwvpcqac7hukxmzucyf00e02znvp7dxjfae6uv89xnzg3d5ysz5xyxp STAN


nostr:npub18qcj0tsr5edfynnaxksmpny5u0dvyrd6dq2lru237thwv5ezsyjquw4har nostr:npub1hjw7g4r5apm9jsepkstufmcvgprlvfn674rug4n8nz4gtgjlr5pskjmghf nostr:npub1p0luyrzpr8ru3wardtuq822k4lkuzrfegksyv8jwtdjay3q8659sq6wk64 yes, it’s a joke


nostr:npub1d4syxwzvpy5cj78necepfydykxkrwm9p79p4nsw6h7c45dz4k4aswrffhz Nope, and you rolled up to *me*!


nostr:npub1d4syxwzvpy5cj78necepfydykxkrwm9p79p4nsw6h7c45dz4k4aswrffhz whatever you gotta tell yourself pal


nostr:npub1d4syxwzvpy5cj78necepfydykxkrwm9p79p4nsw6h7c45dz4k4aswrffhz Reality TV got a president elected. Ignore and be uninformed at your own risk!


nostr:npub1d4syxwzvpy5cj78necepfydykxkrwm9p79p4nsw6h7c45dz4k4aswrffhz You can open it in a browser and watch things without an account. You sound silly.


nostr:npub18etcq8h2xf9x6rfjlaxpft25huytjcj6f2kgwz4zp2ytzhphrlmsfne9sf It’s honestly so far beyond anything any other corporate media company is doing


nostr:npub1pwszwq7vrt6h5ds79l0sph63y7rtqhu4q2ehku6zx7c2vluwa37shqujll See! Right in the browser!


Then again, if you bought that Harry Potter game, you’re dead to me. So maybe I’m a hypocrite. But now I’m distracted from the original thought so I refuse to parse the intricacies of this further.


Also, while I’m addressing the anti-TikTok crowd: TikTok is evil, but how much more evil is it than The Walt Disney Company or SiriusXM or YouTube? Do you not consume those things? I know Gen Z likes it, so many of you have to be reflexively suspicious, but… you don’t even need to make an account to watch them. Like, again, god bless and you’re probably morally right for opting out but come on babe bffr. You should probably know one of the most influential cultural forces. Please don’t yell.


I understand that this is not going to be the same for many of you – we all have different bubbles of interaction and honestly bless many of you for finding moral superiority in opting out of mainstream things – but when my husband does not watch the TikToks I send him, that is the ultimate betrayal


Fun fact: The celebrity in any conflict that calls TMZ to tell their side of the story is the bad guy.


nostr:npub1gmx4vz0z4waf3ff40j7vdy7stdn4c0gne6lkd0pwtae46lzph4mqajatcq Thank you. The last one told me autism was a diagnosis for children and smoking (PRESCRIBED) pot was the core of my problems. I wish I was exaggerating.


nostr:npub1ac8lmwrrstcdqm9tkxu7rmjpmwvza0a2xejed4zjq8z9w7nad0dqsm9576 I love a therapist. They get their hands real dirty and they’re humble as fuck because they don’t get paid anything (which sucks and I am otherwise against)


nostr:npub1gmx4vz0z4waf3ff40j7vdy7stdn4c0gne6lkd0pwtae46lzph4mqajatcq Thank you 🙏 may the Medicaid gods smile down


nostr:npub1gmx4vz0z4waf3ff40j7vdy7stdn4c0gne6lkd0pwtae46lzph4mqajatcq I can relate unfortunately and I just cannot believe there are people refusing to accoe this


nostr:npub1gmx4vz0z4waf3ff40j7vdy7stdn4c0gne6lkd0pwtae46lzph4mqajatcq Every once in a while I meet a very sensible person and it only makes the rest of it so much more frustrating


I’m living a strangely adjacent life to the Belatown guy on TikTok

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/026/480/296/109/923/original/a93e28c7ed6bbb42.jpeg


The “non-binary doesn’t have to mean androgyny” vs “dysphoria and validation” conversations are not incompatible, and if you’re acting like they are, you’re being obtuse

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/026/334/383/303/287/original/aafd646df33a33ce.mp4


nostr:npub1hs009mqzasxm703qc28snaxgy3empgk2fnxsfwdsurw48d2py0tss4y4wm 👏👏👏


Before any more psychiatrists push back on this, how about you guys do some studies on autism in anyone but white men from the 1940s by white men from the 1940s before you act like an expert in literally fucking anything 💖


nostr:npub1q8v35xqxxk6ygthgtzkfzz4w3dpcg7ek7e646yr4tgnj92mnvx2qm2ltlk Hmm, I’d work on your communication skills. See you in several months when you have to give me hundreds of dollars to check in on that.


nostr:npub1q8v35xqxxk6ygthgtzkfzz4w3dpcg7ek7e646yr4tgnj92mnvx2qm2ltlk Incredible how you all know everything and the opinions you already have are the correct ones and nothing I say it penetrates any of you! So glad it costs so much to send talk to school!!


nostr:npub1q8v35xqxxk6ygthgtzkfzz4w3dpcg7ek7e646yr4tgnj92mnvx2qm2ltlk I’ve been to dozens of psychiatrists over the last several decades. Please don’t invalidate what I’m saying. Here’s a perfect example!


nostr:npub1q8v35xqxxk6ygthgtzkfzz4w3dpcg7ek7e646yr4tgnj92mnvx2qm2ltlk OK but why do you all literally do this? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT82uVd6g/


nostr:npub1tr8grjna872wzjk0d6zjvq2xwnzzurhcfxdkm8d9cpm5na86ar7sdgw0wq Oh, I don’t even consider them real doctors. Masseuses with superiority complexes and lots of superstitions


They’re incredibly effective at getting paid though


Not to be a Scientologist because mental healthcare is real and vital but who are the absolute least helpful kind of doctors and why is it always psychiatrists


Every trans person should own Curious by Britney Spears, especially the men


nostr:npub14x85hk6n67m4z6pgvhtl8dyrzh3zd29epzut78psgpt483m62vdqsx7fe6 Honestly honestly maybe we need to let people get their yayas out


I’m not even saying that this app should directly have any effects. Even if it was just a place for discussion, which is how I’m thinking about it, why does that not exist? Do we really want this stuff happening in group chats and on Facebook pages????? They certainly do!


nostr:npub10avzjgtrx8uldhkn9cp58yv2f37g8kal97w67m0vqx5tw8me60mqzsr788 Yeah and everyone gets excited about taxing real estate


nostr:npub1lctyyumw3e04qhc7jwvv68w4tvdegfxxhxkf76y63q2dwa4dkcgsndr5dv Anything that gets people engaged is against their interests


nostr:npub1uud3g5xn0hd07tezkvsuq6dy2wj0a4vy4400w70xzfghryfmqxzs0q4kdc This isn’t even that! Just a centralized forum!


Unfortunately, I don’t have any money or coding ability hahahahahahaha.

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/025/632/485/570/101/original/db26d6a04f519b5a.mp4


Why is there not an app where people can suggest systemic or policy changes to a certain region and then the politically engaged user base can give feedback and iterate on those ideas in comments and with versioning? Even having pieces of legislation “trending” and discussed in comments, with all the local drama, would at least congeal our frustrations and suggestions into something.

We’re being intentionally isolated and we need solidarity and productive discourse where people already are.


nostr:npub126drcl86k4m3wp27uc8qv4hpjdj5ryxvpukxt59r0c72ngxx02yq3j87n2

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/025/062/890/890/943/original/0051e7b4f78828f4.mp4


The ambitious part of me really resents how absolutely essential downtime and stress recovery is to my process. It mortifies me.


nostr:npub173wwrp6qda0afr4rtg4aes88um9ythk6677vzyth34c6l6vahynqxxtnas See, I find a gay men to be the most difficult to talk to


nostr:npub1747u58t2kjq7hp7y7h9gwdu2lrf928zmnnrdjdyw6crtju5vg3kqmgxrc4 😭


nostr:npub17d4gteg2q8jakeh2zappg2ly2knnyg3v776tzkqndcnpvq4vucnqfnyj8c

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/021/518/326/059/311/original/80b5ab476ff47ac1.mp4


I think I’m going to abandon posting on other social networks, at least till I have something to promote. I get so much from the community we have on here and I get so little from the other apps.

Not YouTube, obviously. That’s still the dream. For now.


nostr:npub1zswzrgqatxgrzgmph696rk8mh9x5v7fgektxmjtrnfc9dcde52jssq73vl Aw thanks! That person didn’t even know who they were yet 😔


2013 vs. 2023

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/021/473/147/009/933/original/dd35f85a1e3b0925.jpeg

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/021/473/288/853/207/original/5b2ce81e99d0ba72.jpeg


I hate being like four intense, annoying identities


I think my husband and I may be the rare case of autistic and allistic people successfully dating and eventually marrying – unless they’re already educated in bridging those gaps and prepared to do some heavy lifting at the top. Which kind of disqualifies any casual relationship situations between us. And even when we get all those things right, like my husband and I very *luckily* did, it’s still a regular chore to hammer out our miscommunications and worldviews. Sucks!


nostr:npub1e0y4pll79tmtwwmtcwa4a7sjmlpmsd33r8wu048n44xp5qmt0qeq26wrf2 New season! And it’s fucking great


nostr:npub16ukxkameerz4xcz03kgrthzd4x30zpttyfm9lvm86mvanlfpx64s6s7nkk I am of the opinion that “because I want it” in an excellent reason, I do a variety of things for gender confirmation when I can afford it. I think in a few months I’ll be able to do something else, which means appointment shopping now.


I presume there are a demographics of you who will not know this, but it is impossible to get a good plastic surgery appointment during these Hollywood strikes


nostr:npub1747u58t2kjq7hp7y7h9gwdu2lrf928zmnnrdjdyw6crtju5vg3kqmgxrc4 She’s playing the hits


I’m looking to hire a couple of audio producers for a few days of last minute (but DEAD SIMPLE) work in Descript. I can offer $50/hr of audio (but again, this is not intense work at all). Must also know how to use Premiere or Logic just in case. Please share or let me know?? 🙏🙏🙏 #nowhiring #freelance #hiring