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 I always think I’m going to want to take guacamole out of a tub in my fridge, but I don’t. I want it brought to me with ceremony or I find I don’t want it.

One day this will read as extreme luxury and decadence to all of your starving great grandchildren – but luckily they won’t have the electricity necessary to judge me. 😌 
 Remember when Boomers accused us of being spoiled monsters for wanting baby food and chips??? Hahahahahaha. My husband and I will never know retirement. 
 @53de482a After years of making my own, I finally started buying it at Costco, and I’ve lost that respect for it. But not my lust for it. Now I just throw it on anything. Quesadillas, turkey sandwiches, mashed potatoes and cheddar, hot dogs, … Give it time. You’ll stop needing the champagne.