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 > Australian kids flood to nostr to escape ban
> PEDOS flood in after them
> Pedo hunters flood in after them
> Normies flood in to watch pedo hunters

Nothing stops this train  
 Not a thanksgiving feast but

Butter, garlic, Parmesan , pesto and a raw yolk https://i.nostr.build/01YjyJUkM5Urln8v.jpg 
 Mixed in 🐸 
 I like just a hint, don't wanna overpower it 🐸 
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 Today’s feed is all food pics 
 Today was a good day 
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 Grateful for all our users, customers, partners, and ardent supporters.

Without you, none of thi... 
 Can you update my profile pic under GODS at some point pls sir πŸ™πŸ™ 
 My accountant is in shambles. Now he's worried my tax bill will be huge. 

I told him im not selling. He doesn't understand.

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 I intend to take it to the grave, cold card in hand like a pharoh 
 I own several businesses i don't have time for all that  
 The things inflating the most are either heavily regulated and/or subsidized by the government. 
 Trump is lucky normies don't know he caused all the inflation with his stimmies and ppe loan crap  
 So trillions in stimmies and fake loans didn't cause inflation? πŸ€” 
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 This looks like a pretty good starting point if anyone wants to compete against wss://algo.utxo.o... 
 God damnit I saw algo for a second now I can't read it  
 NoDeleteBot

A bot that reposts notes people tried to delete  
 And signature to verify it's true  
 Nah just make a new note with the original json and signature  
 Day 1 of my dev break and I'm on season 4 of trailer park boys already https://i.nostr.build/Sd5g37W88FBDrl0d.gif 
 You call yourself Canadian?? 
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 I was just robbed by an uber driver here. 
He didn’t report I payed for the service and uber do... 
 Chargeback time, and the driver will lose an additional $15 in dispute fees  
 One of the best Simpsons episodes - the garbage man can

Moral of the story:

the more stuff the government does, the more everything turns to shit
https://i.nostr.build/Xl9KmiFuvhlqfjJT.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/jKdSjl4ovyTAd64d.jpg 
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 How much bounty would it take for a simple go implementation of a NIP96 media server 
 Sorry sir I don't trade time for money, I'm sure a million would attract someone though 

Blossom is better than nip96 tho 
 Habitica is a great app thanks for recco nostr:nprofile1qqst68senq8zey0xm3jhaykz2a3v4zpwhynj6fteugslqdlex7ydaygpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhsqdjd2w  
 More food pics pls 
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 nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 since your kind of the rela... 
 Honestly I think WoT relay basically does this already paired with lmdb. There is a purge by date function built in and lmdb already handles the caching by accessibility out of the box. While also preventing majority of spam and being able to act as a single local relay by pulling notes from other relays as a background task. 
 Pg is way too slow compared to lmdb and badger is the issue here 
 Fairly certain we only purge kind 1, reactions and zaps 

But to build exactly how you want it wouldn't be that hard either, a little patch and just added a map in ram with last accessed by and some job to purge by 

 
 Alright nostr, feeling a bit burnt out, gonna take a break for a bit to recharge and get my life in order.

Have a great Thanksgiving 

See you at 100k to release all the memes I have waiting  
 News Relay is now live:

wss://news.utxo.one

All NewsBot posts will guaranteed to be here going forward, as some other relays have been rate limiting me, especially as more and more sources are added. Feel free to add it to your read relays or view it here: https://nostrrr.com/relay/news.utxo.one

I also hope more clients will implement relay feeds to make it much easier to browse relays like this, or AlgoRelay and many others currently in production.

cc 
@Vitor Pamplona @jb55 @Fabian @hzrd149 @miljan @Kieran @Little Mikey D 
@fiatjaf 
@PABLOF7z  
 It's setup this way already in nostr.json πŸ§‘β€πŸ’»πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 
 nostr:nprofile1qqsfchg8jvcf9mgsjvl09n6tqpha6alfcahd8cjv4h5cpx87q9mdwlspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcqjpult 
 I will have a specific relay with a feed of all news soon 
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 Should have bought MSTR instead. IMHO. nostr:note18ttawy4aewnmw8p40aswkcvsa2faytgzxg8en0jka0n2h3k... 
 Has anyone successfully transitioned from a messy house person to a clean house person?

My house always so messy, my habits are shit, and I can't seem to break them  
 Exactly the same for me 
 I will try habitica then. Yes stupid nostr isn't making it easy πŸ₯ΊπŸ€£πŸ˜­ 
 Seeing everyone post their blossom servers is giving me a huge boner  
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 nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 thoughts? πŸ€” 
 Can you PR this please πŸ₯ΊπŸ«‚πŸ™ 
 MSTR did not find a glitch, they are just taking on risk, which works as long as there isn't a massive crash 

Bitcoin does have a way of flushing out massive amounts of leverage. Not saying it will happen, but it CAN happen

To summarize:
 - convertible notes: give option to debt holders to convert into shares, diluting current share holders. But if it doesn't pump, can only pay back by selling BTC.

 - straight debt: mstr doesn't have enough income to pay back all debt holders, so they can become a forced seller of coins or shares (dilution) during a dump of BTC or mstr stonk

 - their force sells can dump the price further creating a death loop of even more selling 

Yes it looks genius after a huge pump but it could potentially be lights out if we crash 70%

But we probably won't  
 Far less leverage last time 
 They never add debt back in when calculating this for some very strange reason  
 Their debt expires and they're paying about $60m per year in interest 

Not saying they'll go bankrupt, my main point is the high reward comes with high risk, meaning the value of your mstr shares can get crushed way harder than btc  
 That's just the latest round  
 Psshh fuck your door I'll buy you a better one with deez gainz 
 nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug we are winning sir, huge step for decentralization 
nostr:nevent1qqsv2xtw5qq0nd9c6emdrvnjdrwqzyrf4wee4c0rus8gyfdanelqfsspzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj7q3qkgh77xxt7hhtt4u528hecnx69rhagla8jj3tclgyf9wvkxa6dc0sxpqqqqqqz4a0phu 
 So looks like when all short term holders are in profit, Bitcoin must dump to scare away all the paper handed babies before it can pump again 

Rinse and repeat  
 Gm

I'm gonna make so many bots πŸ˜ˆπŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 

But I promise they won't try to kill you they just write notes 
 https://i.nostr.build/LQCXL3pCI6f3jnyR.jpg 
 nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n85yxqv26gph5pamd7zd5mh22m6anq2txj0kt2eem75f6ujj8gpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhsmg7fss does this 🀣🀠 
 Everyone but I disabled it because people got mad 
 Ummm probably 8 
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 #Amethyst v0.93.0: Blossom, Olas, Around Me feeds and Interactive Stories. 

Adds support for dis... 
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 I liked nostr better when you would just throw 5 relays into your app and everything worked. inbo... 
 We must make it a windows installer and just click next next next somehow  
 Prime trust and fortress trust were founded by the same guy 

Swan was/is involved with both 

How people still do business with these scammers surprises me greatly, especially with such better options available  
 They are just a sales wrapper around one of the scammiest companies in the business and blow a bunch of smoke up everyone's asses 
 All of their customers just had $100+ stolen from their accounts, obviously writing a blog isn't the scam  
 They should ship a device like this with grapheneOS instead of wasting time on their own software  
 Whipped up a little index of FeedBots deployed so far: https://feedbots.utxo.one/

Goal is to just add a few per week until all the content you could possibly want is right on nostr 

Feel free to request a source at anytime and I'll try to add it 
 I accept bribes 
 My job is still safe for now then πŸ§‘β€πŸ’»πŸ€  
 Gm

My accountant is encouraging me to "take some money off the table"

I need a more based accountant  
 My accountant is in shambles. Now he's worried my tax bill will be huge. 

I told him im not selling. He doesn't understand.

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 Without any errors I can't advise, but it's probably some kind of cors issue