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 nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 any ideas why haven and wot... 
 I need to see error please  
 How I feel watching all these bitcoiners do 100 pushups everyday 
https://v.nostr.build/h2xaPc8JhNq3K6Ru.mp4 
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 Trying haven relays blossom server.
Returns this error:
"Instantiation of [simple type, class com... 
 Don't use /outbox in url, just the base url  
 Also blossom is not nip96 amethyst doesn't have it yet  
 Haven users: please update to the latest 

Git pull
Go build
Sudo service have restart 
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 We could have relays that people can use as their "inbox" that filter notes for the REQ {"#p": "<... 
 Fine I'll add to haven  
 I give up watching, moving on with life πŸ˜” 
 I don't advertise much but I do have a stable diffusion service you can use at diffusion.to

βœ… We accept lightning 
βœ… We don't log or save images
βœ… There is no censorship 

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 That's just something we say on the site to avoid weirdos, try it out and see 
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 I used diffusion.to from nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpr... 
 I don't advertise much but I do have a stable diffusion service you can use at diffusion.to

βœ… We accept lightning 
βœ… We don't log or save images
βœ… There is no censorship 

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 He's a fiat noob doesn't have the time preference to appreciate it 
 Damn thanks nostr:nprofile1qqs8578mlmrgc2e6kcyy78uqsvsm5w67536s93q3zkgzqylxfrnk9zqpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnsz8nhwden5te0vejk2ern9ehx7um5wghxyctwvshhqmmsw4kxzuspzfmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuegyjxrqg πŸ«‚πŸ«‚ 
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 I went to eat lunch at this spot next door from my house and I was wearing a hat with the El Salv... 
 Let it go man πŸ«‚ 
 Visualization of a trillion dollars

Then recognize the government is 36 trillion in debt https://v.nostr.build/C5ptolYKTMoJA6I5.mp4 
 How it feels staring at 99k for 3 days straight  https://v.nostr.build/RMqVE0uN5TEGVLTD.mp4 
 Argh is it safe for me to take a shower it am I gonna miss it 😭😭 
 Ty I'm done now you buy back now 
 Me and the homies waiting for the price to go above 100k before buying https://i.nostr.build/bYyLEaUpIgRQ050d.gif 
 2012 - Love you like a Bitcoin

Some people got it right away 
https://v.nostr.build/DHfreje6Zh8wZTfB.mp4 
 Canada is better because we hit 100k weeks ago 

Gfy Yanks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 
 That's true those are the most elite countries 🀝❀️🐸 
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 nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50p... 
 Can't float everyone's boat sadly. All good! 
 If you bought Bitcoin below 0.1M you will be considered OG in the future  
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 Bookmarks and collections are coming to Olas 🌊

Slowly, a very cool Instagram-like app is comi... 
 AlgoRelay feed wss://algo.utxo.one  
 Monero makes another all time low against Bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/pXeo0tdpx3FGRs4H.jpg 
 Cope. Wall st bent the knee to bitcoin  
 Me, making lightning transactions with no chain trail

Pew Pew Pew  
 I only use wos for nostr zaps, which are already public by design. Average user should just use ecash for their spending which is way more private than monero  
 It's been almost a year, and we should be 2.5x more annoying now https://i.nostr.build/jYL9xfe4jm0Kxx56.jpg 
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 I hope you guys are doing your push-ups πŸ€£πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ 
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 97k

So 3 more to 100k 
 Yes getting far less sats per DCA, but still tens of thousands of sats, this is a lot

Soon you'll only get hundreds of sats per DCA 

Still grateful  
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 I have fiat sidelined just to stack Bitcoin above $100k

I will not explain. 
 Someone's gotta pump it, thanks for taking responsibility  
 SELL SELL SELL 
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 Your bitter family members who didn't listen to you will be making these snide comments at Thanksgiving  https://i.nostr.build/GPIu2eZW7OT0rY5u.gif 
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 The flippening of ETH by some other shit coin is going to be the highlight of this "cycle." 
 I'm cheering for some retarded dog token to do it, imagine being less valuable than a joke 
 #MSTR works in the good times when liquidity nis free flowing, but the real test is will it work ... 
 It will nuke 95%+ 
 Run your own relay frens it's not that hard and cheaper than a blue check ☺️🐸
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 Haven can run on 1 core / 1gb ram 
 It's a small club and it's brutal to be in it. Know exactly how he feels. 
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  nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 I just want to say thank y... 
 Run your own relay frens it's not that hard and cheaper than a blue check ☺️🐸
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 Gm

My friend's rottie just had puppies and I'm gonna die of cuteness overload https://i.nostr.build/OhUlro25h7sehjya.jpg 
 Ok let me try something:

There no chance we'll hit 100k tonight  
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 something something

watched pots never boils n stuff 😎

stop watching so hard!! πŸ˜‚ 
 THE 100K STACK CHAIN YOU LOVE TO SEE IT 
 It's already started where have you been 
 PLEASE BITCOIN, I REALLY WANT TO HAVE MY SPECIAL CIGAR AND WHISKEY  
 YES JUST PUT IN $3 CAD 
 WOW MUST BE NICE TO BE SO RICH  
 The prophecy is about to come true 
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 Cc nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhszumj0s 
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 Running #Haven!

A major THANK YOU to nostr:nprofile1qqsf03c2gsmx5ef4c9zmxvlew04gdh7u94afnknp33qv... 
 There is a chat relay for DMs

Yourrelay.com/chat 
 This man did more to grow my stack than any Bitcoin educator ever did 

Thank you for the cheap sats, Sam https://i.nostr.build/9EupVhVZrx2UUdUK.jpg 
 He nuked it to 16k 
 Honorable mention 
 Always gotta be that guy who can't enjoy a joke 🀣 
 I guess once your tits are a certain size you can't be considered a man, it's true 
 Trying to buy stuff on the Canadian Craigslist (Kijiji) - but I only offer Bitcoin. 

95% of people get mad for even suggesting it

So no we aren't near the top 

Or Canadian are retarded 

Probably both  
 Do you guys know if this is working on iOS now?

Basically just updated khatru/go-nostr? 
 Great work guys thank you for doing this 
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 #haven ζœ‰η‚Ήη±»δΌΌδΉ‹ε‰ηš„δ»£η†δΈ­η»§ #bostr οΌŒι€‚εˆδΈͺδΊΊδ½Ώη”¨οΌŒεŒΊεˆ†δΊ†δΈεŒεœΊζ™―δ½Ώη... 
 BTC $100k tomorrow

I guarantee it. This is financial advice. 
 The prophecy is about to come true 
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 i fucking love blossom on my #haven relay

please clients why are you taking so long to implement this amazing tech, should be very easy and fast to make such an uploader 
https://relay.utxo.one/362f318256af800a81d713736fa797c385ceb06a6668f2a549a602bf3e9d02ab.png 
 Yes it's possible!