😂 

 And you're getting dick pics question mark ❓ 

 I most certainly hope so…no one ever slides into my DM’s 😜🤣🤣 

 Yay 🎉 

 🤣 

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 the loophole:

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 What in the polyfuckery?! 

 hey, it's me, your literal 5000th follower 

 Wait, what 👀 

 I saw the 4999 and smashed Follow as hard as my thumb could 

 That can’t be right, there just wouldn’t be 5k people following me I’m just an Aussie fool 🤣🤣 

 I created at least 2013 of them they are just bots 

 You have way too much on your hands 🤣🤣🤣 

 I created the other 2085. 

 2985 

 Can you even add teacher 🤣🤣🤣 

 Fat fingers……😂🤷‍♂️ 

 And you too then have too much time on your fat hands 🤣🤣 

 My bucket’s full!!!!!! 

 Its true his brood is vast 

 🦘🦘🦘 

 Who wants a pet 🦝🇨🇺 ??? 

 Me 

 Woohoo I'm going to live in Australia in the courtyard 

 And on the beach 🏖️ 

 I've lived near the beach, it would be nice to go back to where it started 

 How can you leave the beach?
Love listening to the waves at night, so soothing. 

 That moment was incredible but there are more important things, unfortunately 

 Wen? 

 But I already have one 🤣