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 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y I am VERY tired after two b... 
 @bade302b Oh sweetie, all that sucks, especially the breakfast  spilling / cold coffee . I hate it when I’m looking fwd to food & I either spill it /its cold / its from the takeaway & wrong! 
I tend to be a very unhappy bunny at such moments ! 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y Mornin squire! How's you? 
 @bade302b I’m actually not bad this morning ta , need to go & get a brew in a moment though , the morning has slipped away from me on here 😁 

Hows you , hows the dreaded car ? 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y Tsk tsk, you didn't give me... 
 @bade302b I didn’t know you didn’t know till I just read your toot, that’s my excuse & I’m sticking to it ! 😁 
 @bade302b I do mine on a Sunday , or your nails, dont need sharp implements , even my excuses for fingernails will do it ! 
 You wanted an  update on the car, didn't you? Sigh.
So, it went back in on Monday. It's now Frida... 
 @bade302b Oh for fecks sake ! 

I’m so sorry you gotta go thru this sweetie ! 
 Phew. I did the garden!! 
I picked up all the fallen apples that Twiggy (our naughty apple tree) ... 
 @bade302b Excellent work! 

You deserve the coffee & possibly cake ? 
 Weird night. 
First I was woken up at 2.30 am by the phone ringing. Except it didn't ring.
(I hav... 
 @bade302b Phantom noises, experienced them myself once or twice . Usually someone calling my name, but other noises too.

I’ve always put mine down to stress.

Hope this is a one off experience ! 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y Ooooo, get you :) We have E... 
 @bade302b We have gas, it’s supposed to be on a smart meter but that’s not transmitting, not heard from EDF complaints dept in a week so gonna chase em on the phone next week ! 
 Kneejerk reaction number 143: 
😜 
I was watching a video of a cleanup in the kitchen of a hoar... 
 @bade302b We have solar panels so in the height of summer we can run an appliance during the day 😁 
E7 for night-time use ! 
 nostr:npub1hppwfjh735m6h59axq943qspm6970syddtg0nw202nn8djjgy7cskjcswm nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2g... 
 @bade302b @b842e4ca Remember the Michael Fish ‘Not a Hurricane” in ‘87 😁 
 @b842e4ca thanks for the follow back 👍🖖 #TheMammutMoves 

You’ll be glad to know I’m only this bad on days that end in ‘Y’ , the rest of the time I’m a perfectly normal member of society 😁 
 How did "Storm Agnes" affect you? Here it's been calm, a bit of rain, stiff breeze yesterday for ... 
 @bade302b we got away more or less Scot free ! 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y Will do!!! 
 @bade302b Well you were hard to convince 😄 
 Oh, I just realised I haven't done my round of online games today - I have been too occupied with... 
 @bade302b Life is short - play the games ! 
 ok off to get dressed.

Don’t nobody touch nuffink ! 

⌨️📴 Try not to break the interweb while I’m away 😁😜😁 

#TheMammutMoves 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y Hubby is almost dancing for... 
 @bade302b 🙄🤦‍♂️ 

You’re a saint for not just tellin the garage to keep it in lieu of payment! 
 Just heard about the car, at LAST, that it will probably be ready this coming Tuesday. All I need... 
 @bade302b Crumbs , what’s he been doing with it - I’d be asking for a fully itemised bill ! 
Good that you have a eta though! 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y OOOH you arsonist!!!  But I... 
 @bade302b My Dad drew the line when I tried to smoke out a wasps nest in the top of the old outhouse roof - & set fire to said roof ! 

I managed to put it out, but he was less than pleased to say the least, i think words like borstal were mentioned ! 🙄🤦‍♂️ 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y We got a gas stove eventual... 
 @bade302b Well that was a bit mean.

My Mum hated me because I was a ‘fire bobbie’ as a child & loved lighting mini fires on her new stove made out of spent matches 🤦‍♂️ 

That maybe why I use a mini blow torch to grill cheese these days 😂 
 @bade302b I think, although its a ridiculously old  memory , we had a range when we first moved into my parents house when I was 3 , I remember that the kitchen was totally gutted & my Dad rebuilt it . We gotta yellow gas 2 oven thing after that. 
 Blinking water main burst! 
 I have overdone it. I failed to realise I am no longer young and strong, but I tackled the garden... 
 @bade302b Have a bit of a rest Trill. Pleanty of afternoon sun left ( told yer I’d send it yer 😁 ) 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y 

* Cuppa - check
* Squirre... 
 @bade302b Hey I’m a squirrel not a weather god ! 
Would it help if I said it was nice & sunny here ? 

*hides under sofa* 
 bollocks , you know you can’t do right for doing fecking wrong on here !!!!!!!!!!!

Fine , laters , maybe ! 
 I was SO hoping to get the yard and garden cleared today, in time for the (hoped for) return of t... 
 @bade302b Oh sweetie! , have a cuppa, & an emergency squirrel meme! 

I dare you not to go ahhhh !

https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/111/063/733/262/108/730/original/90aab8d0a5e9ecd3.jpeg 
 #ImNotSayingImOld but I've used an outside privvy, and a hand-operated wringer for washing. 
 @bade302b Yes & yes (both as a child but hey ! ) 
 Oh AJJ is back from shopping / seeing my MiL .

catch yer all laters Peeps 😊🫶🐿️🖖 

⌨️📴 Try not to break the interweb while I’m away 😁😜😁 
 Well, my day had not ended, even though I tried... decided to make myself a sleepy tea, finish th... 
 @bade302b Oh bugger, I’d change the pillowcase at least, nasty stuff that bug spray!
Where’s yon hubby in the wasp removal stakes , or shouldn’t I ask? 
 I am not a happy bunny. Not only is this oppressive sticky heat getting me down, and despite two ... 
 @bade302b Have you tried a cool shower ? 
 #FollowFriday shout out to these Peeps #today 😊

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#TheMammutMoves 😊🫶🖖 
 Last night was even hotter. I had two noisy fans running and was still too warm. 
It interfered w... 
 @bade302b Sending more thoughts & good wishes for tonight Trillian! 

Also get your fans some slipper socks - they’ll make so much less noise when they’re running 😜😁 
 I watched with dismay a video of a policeman grappling with a suspect he was trying to arrest and... 
 @bade302b I know!

Monday in A&E we were in the IAU - a tiny room that used to be a corridor I think. There were a dozen people in there, one of them a super skinny teenage girl who was not well at all.

She felt she had to throw up but only made it to the tall peddle bin in the corner of the room near the door, poor thing 😟
Everyone ignored her but me , I couldn’t do much because I could barely stand , so I got AJJ to go fetch a nurse! . EVERYONE ignored this girl but me! 😡😳☹️ 
 Ok cuppa time! 
& since its early enuf not to spoil takeaway tonight, cake !

⌨️📴 Try not to break the interweb while I’m away 😁😜😁 

Don’t pull that cable out Trillian !!

🔙🔜 
#TheMammutMoves 
 Am I being stupid here ? ?

The cats were fed a wet n dry food at 5:30pm this afternoon. 

Sophie is so tubby she is only just fitting thru the cat flap !

So AJJ , for no good reason tops up the dry food bowl 1 ½ hours , so the girls , never ones to look a stuffing session in the face , are now stuffing their faces again.

Give it 15 mins & at least 1 of them will be throwing up 🙄🤦‍♂️ 

Oh & did I mention that Sophie is a tubby mog ???

I don’t know how to, or even if to tackle this. 
 Little update on the car repair. It's now been in the garage about six weeks and he says he will ... 
 @bade302b We had a Renault Megane in after a crash for body work , it took them 3 months , partly because the rob dogs nicked the spoiler for another job then struggled to get a replacement. !!!! 
 I get that. It makes no sense of wearing it like that indoors, however. 
 @bade302b My nephew wears a beanie, ALL the time , inside & out! It’s hilarious but we’re under strict instructions form my Sis not to tease him about it 😁  😇 
 nostr:npub1v78rrnac3vk7sf2gvrzn7redtkd63rqmcr7l0fm65kpq8ljsnv8qyutx9y Me too, top of the sheets a... 
 @bade302b ooooh I am gonna have to resist the jest I was gonna tell then, it could get me into all kinds of trouble ! 

Hot for a couple more days apparently, but end of next week is looking more comfortable. 

You watch , give it a fortnight & we’ll be seeing -27ºc ! 
 Ok just to prove that I 

a) have legs & 
b) can totally do the hot weather thing 

Here are my none squirrel clad legs …….

Look at your peril!!

#today #LateSummer #HotLegs

#TheMammutMoves , scantily clad 😁

https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/111/023/001/446/203/980/original/e0d9279ca8d303bf.jpeg 
 #MorningAll & #TZAG 
Well after an initial struggle to find the least hot place in the bed (on top of it , as opposed to in it) I slept through! 
(Parents everywhere cheering me on there I suspect 😂) 
We made it to Thursday Peeps, quite the achievement I think !
So have a great #Thursday & remember #RuleNumberOne: Don’t get caught!  😜😁🖖  

#TheMammutMoves 
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