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 @bade302b Well that was a bit mean.

My Mum hated me because I was a β€˜fire bobbie’ as a child & loved lighting mini fires on her new stove made out of spent matches πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ 

That maybe why I use a mini blow torch to grill cheese these days πŸ˜‚ 
 @678e31cf OOOH you arsonist!!!  But I bet it was fun. 
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 @bade302b My Dad drew the line when I tried to smoke out a wasps nest in the top of the old outhouse roof - & set fire to said roof ! 

I managed to put it out, but he was less than pleased to say the least, i think words like borstal were mentioned ! πŸ™„πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ