So I suppose I should really get round to #[0] 
Ex mainframe (IBM) Storage Manager / Installations bod. 
Now part time hermit with #[1],  #[2] 
Channel #[3] 
Massive #[4] & #[5] fan.
Love #[6] #[7] #[8] #[9]
Interested in #[10] #[11] #[12] but rubbish at all of them. 
Believe in #[13] #[14] 
Lean to the left & am definitely #[15]
Also -  bizarrely - very #[16]