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 Good morning, off to Mark Goldbridge's channel for the entertainment! 
 Cant wait to hear United’s fan meltdown and epic moaning later 
 Robbooooo 😍😍 
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 @80919936 the worst i can do in that public restaurant is a wink 
 And she pays for the whole thing in cash. Whoever does that anymore. Now I have to find a bank to deposit 
 Ah I say her Whatsapp Business number. Malaysian businessmen and women prefer cash to avoid taxes 
 Me: nak pakai sendiri ke iPhone ni?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh tak, nak surprise husband
Me: pergi kenduri siapa kat Putrajaya?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh wedding cousin

I dont know whether I speak to soft or she really wanna say she’s maried 😂 
 And she pays for the whole thing in cash. Whoever does that anymore. Now I have to find a bank to deposit 
 nostr:npub1kvpk3wzc56u3u26z2nyewghzy9nws23j5z246kd6u8v6daez7jeqhpf9wh ckckckck 
 @Gombang kayak bunyi cicak di dinding 
 I’m judging all the people who walks into this restaurant because they probably voted for PAS 
 Me: nak pakai sendiri ke iPhone ni?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh tak, nak surprise husband
Me: pergi kenduri siapa kat Putrajaya?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh wedding cousin

I dont know whether I speak to soft or she really wanna say she’s maried 😂 
 Because she didnt ask for much discount, I will tolerate this shit once 
 I’m judging all the people who walks into this restaurant because they probably voted for PAS 
 One week later, I’m in Putrajaya for the COD. I’m 40 minutes early because I dont like being late. Lady who I’m supposed to meet is still “on the way” with 50 minutes ETA 🙄 
 Because she didnt ask for much discount, I will tolerate this shit once 
 PSA, there’s going to be a walaun-related politically rally in KL today so plan your travels accordingly. Avoid Kampung Baru if you can help it 
 As much as I don’t like Zahid, I’m not gonna be ten feet near walaun rallies 
 Good morning. Starting the day with some of my favourite kuehs. Sorry, I only know cream puff (top left)

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 I’ve tried Jollibee chicken, it’s just meh. Just like Sugarbun. KFC > all 
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 Twitching nervously every time my colleague next desk sneezes 
 Tip: there's an X somewhere

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 But they’re also disillusioned why their own schools are not as nice as those private schools. You can blame 60 years of BN of them. Now with PAS at the gates, you can only wish 
 After 66 years of independence, we could have had a world class education but no, half of the taxpayers money went into politicians and cronies pockets 
 Now his sisters are hyped+motivated to get scholarships like his brother so they can get into a private school too 
 But they’re also disillusioned why their own schools are not as nice as those private schools. You can blame 60 years of BN of them. Now with PAS at the gates, you can only wish 
 My eldest just won the house singing competition with him dressing as Zendaya https://youtu.be/6YugFXD5hnE?si=4ddKmkDePvEnRPr0 
 Now his sisters are hyped+motivated to get scholarships like his brother so they can get into a private school too 
 nostr:npub1kvpk3wzc56u3u26z2nyewghzy9nws23j5z246kd6u8v6daez7jeqhpf9wh The problem is the super sl... 
 @dc63d357 I considered that but this my spare computer so Imma utilize the 1TB hdd mostly as my backup 
 nostr:npub1kvpk3wzc56u3u26z2nyewghzy9nws23j5z246kd6u8v6daez7jeqhpf9wh I don’t have much experie... 
 @39c11d1e which distro is lightweight, beautiful and compatible with this Intel iMac? 
 @39c11d1e tried to install Chrome OS on my old iMac but there’s no sound. Any ideas?

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 nostr:npub1kvpk3wzc56u3u26z2nyewghzy9nws23j5z246kd6u8v6daez7jeqhpf9wh is it hiding in the Applica... 
 @28652b2b this is direct Internet recovery 
 Ah this Chrome OS installation doesnt have sound. That settles it then 
 Tried to install High Sierra but failed. I think Apple shutdown the installer server already

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 Chrome OS is fast but in term of app support, it might not have all my favorite apps 
 Ah this Chrome OS installation doesnt have sound. That settles it then 
 I got a cheap, disposed 2017 iMac from work. It got 1TB of HDD inside. Contemplating whether to install Chrome OS Flex or and older Mac OS cause this thing is slowww with the latest macOS

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 Chrome OS is fast but in term of app support, it might not have all my favorite apps 
 nostr:npub1kvpk3wzc56u3u26z2nyewghzy9nws23j5z246kd6u8v6daez7jeqhpf9wh Need to censor the cross on... 
 @80919936 bite me 
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 It’s just Paris Hilton guys 
 New iPhone 15 are nice and expensive. Mostly expensive. Can't wait to get one in 2026 
 Otherwise you would see a Chris Hemsworth-like body right now 🙈 
 Cant wait for my youngest to go to high school so I can have more free time after work 
 My school has 3 floors of fully-equipped gyms like this, but alas I have to rush home for pickup duties after work. And the school being some 37 km away from home, coming back here to work out later is out of the question

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 Otherwise you would see a Chris Hemsworth-like body right now 🙈 
 Can I remote in and install the software for you?
Sure
5 minutes later, still waiting for her to finish watching some Tamil drama 
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 Ah, so you’re one of those server snob 
 Goddamn international break 
 I got a feeling they’re gonna take Pulai as well 
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 @b83253f1 that’s what hot steamy sex are for 
 I’m selling my beloved iPhone 13 mini https://carousell.app.link/7Sgd2q5sWCb 
 Lucky guess I guess

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 @Gombang yeah I’d rather stick with the web 
 I get all my movies and series fix from here  https://watchseriestv.top 
 It may buffer sometimes but it’s generally reliable. Dont bother to cast it with Chromecast/Airplay tho. Run them direct from a browser in your Android box. 
 Pixel 6 till the latest Pixel 8 are still ugly in my opinion. Hate the Bender camera module design. Give me a new Sony Xperia every time

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 Foundation season 2 as the background noise while I doomscroll. Not interesting enough to watch 
 I got 3 months Apple TV+ free from my company’s device purchase 
 Aina, why would you spend tens of thousands of company money to pay for a billboard for your husband?

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 I know stupid publicity is still publicity but if I were Hafiz, I’d rather your donate to an orphanage or something. 

But what do I know how rich people operate, I’m just a middle-class bum 
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 @b83253f1 is it only for Ryans? 
 This sounds like an episode of Black Mirror https://mastodon.social/@the_verge/111003622177947804 
 Brb visiting my friends at the Nazi bar 
 If you're too happy and need to be depressed a bit, open Twitter or read Malaysiakini 
 I'm drowning in work email, somebody give me a high five 
 Downloaded the X app briefly to see what’s new. Looks like Elon Musk has fired the designers an... 
 @80919936 app logo probably created using AI 
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 One week later, I’m in Putrajaya for the COD. I’m 40 minutes early because I dont like being late. Lady who I’m supposed to meet is still “on the way” with 50 minutes ETA 🙄 
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 This should be made into a new Slot Akasia 
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 @52c96f46 i got more if u want