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 Me: nak pakai sendiri ke iPhone ni?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh tak, nak surprise husband
Me: pergi kenduri siapa kat Putrajaya?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh wedding cousin

I dont know whether I speak to soft or she really wanna say she’s maried 😂 
 And she pays for the whole thing in cash. Whoever does that anymore. Now I have to find a bank to deposit 
 Ah I say her Whatsapp Business number. Malaysian businessmen and women prefer cash to avoid taxes 
 @b30368b8 

Two possible explanation:

1. Lady: *constantly reminding herself of her married status to resist the irresistible temptation of a handsome Afif*

2. Lady (thinking): “This dude seems like a pervert. I better remind him that I’m married or I don’t know what he’ll do to me” 
 @80919936 the worst i can do in that public restaurant is a wink