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Afif | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I’m judging all the people who walks into this restaurant because they probably voted for PAS
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Gombang | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @b30368b8 ckckckck
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Afif | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Gombang kayak bunyi cicak di dinding
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Afif | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Me: nak pakai sendiri ke iPhone ni?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh tak, nak surprise husband
Me: pergi kenduri siapa kat Putrajaya?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh wedding cousin

I dont know whether I speak to soft or she really wanna say she’s maried 😂
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Afif | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 And she pays for the whole thing in cash. Whoever does that anymore. Now I have to find a bank to deposit
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Afif | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Ah I say her Whatsapp Business number. Malaysian businessmen and women prefer cash to avoid taxes
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Just another rakyat 🇲🇾 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @b30368b8 

Two possible explanation:

1. Lady: *constantly reminding herself of her married status to resist the irresistible temptation of a handsome Afif*

2. Lady (thinking): “This dude seems like a pervert. I better remind him that I’m married or I don’t know what he’ll do to me”
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Afif | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @80919936 the worst i can do in that public restaurant is a wink