You’ve been warned

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I never buy anything just because a celebrity endorses it so #Blockout2024 doesn't concern me


she has this weird habit of blocking random people on her IG, Twitter, phone etc. Me included. Block, unblock, block, I gave up already


Today is my old flame's birthday. I lost contact and don't really care about her anymore


As expected, bumper to bumper traffic everywhere. Not driving yet but the way my son’s driving make me wanna 🤢


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak sweet and crumbly texture with coconut sprinkles


Some of the menu. They’re all so good or maybe I’m just hungry

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nostr:npub1mvkjrmp806r57yl8xze424g0j0uwyd3gx7ty8n4z9c3e8m864enqhdpwtz very. I couldnt finish


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak i love it and very hard to find these days


My favourite kueh which I didn’t know the name of until today

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I'm the Asian guy in the meme who hoards all the beef and lamb.

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We got reps from Verkada demoing their camera and surveillance system. Scary stuff. Can kiss goodbye to any shred of privacy if it’s implemented here. Hopefully they high cost would deter them


And according to Google, the migraine could also be caused by hypertension, heart disease or cancer


Torn between having coffee but suffer from a migraine later or not have coffee but become sleepy AF at work

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Zus ambil alih Starbucks jadi pusat meeting business dan MLM melayu

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Supposed to be a clear traffic day going to work since Selangor is off day but a lorry decided to drive into a ravine on the highway so here we are

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I missed watching sunrises

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Fuck paywalled Medium articles


Share it with the nutjobs on Twitter? No thanks


Kwala Lumpur


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One sure way to make it rain is for me to ride a bike to work

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Because what we need is another war


Mi Rasp Pi failed to boot for the second time tonight after I dabbled with NAS setup. An hour ago it didnt boot after a regular update. I’m hanging up my diy tinkering boots

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Onana masterclass incoming


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Had lunch at this famous fast food restaurant from Thailand?

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Overall two hours spent and we got the IC on the spot. Worth the wait


nostr:npub1hqe98ud6wcwqmha075f7gzrktztddq27mp5kdymud88t8euqxhtsn7wqgl i did bought that but didnt work on the web/ipad version


30 minutes later and we’re in!


Wait, the sharepoint link reveals my workplace domain. Later2 ah


So I paid them 8 ringgit and got the entire collection, all 121 of them in pdf. Fediverse folks get to read them here, for a limited time only https://alicesmithschool-my.sharepoint.com/:f:/g/personal/mafif_jb_alice-smith_edu_my/EjGvLXbmhB9Cu0gIkR216bMB1dvTYZRvD_1I3VgFBytX6g?e=2Ed6gJ


Anyway I was looking for one particular childhood comic/manhua series called “Juara Wira”. Cant find them anywhere online except for Shopee


The “free” online comic that my bro shared is so bad with ads, I gave up after 5 minutes


Waiting in line in UTC Pudu to make my daughter’s identity card. Should be fine

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You know the haze is bad when you cant see the twin towers from 20 KM out

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I think this food truck overcharged me but I dont wanna make a scene with such long queue


Just waiting for Mat Rock to open

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nostr:npub1qc5rm9490am5znghhm6vzsfxvaurqmj8k3qhzq4wcnz97u6ajqtqrd2t0h it probably cost more than the one ready-made on Shopee


nostr:npub1hqe98ud6wcwqmha075f7gzrktztddq27mp5kdymud88t8euqxhtsn7wqgl some day my friend. Comics aren't exactly budget-friendly and also we already have Disney+


Me helping my wife respond her dum dum customer. She received a tongue-lashing yesterday simply because somebody didn't bother to read their loan agreement

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Some of these manager’s English are terrible. That’s why I introduce my kids to YouTube and online streaming/music early so they can build their vocabulary and grammar. Now at least they can talk and write in some decent English. These old people in my office weren’t so lucky.


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak I don’t see any new followers


Hmm it's not blocked now. Maybe they read my toots 🤔


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I usually use Mastodon desktop to quickly toot something, I do most of my scrolling on my phone anyway. It only just gonna inconvenience me a bit to reach for my phone and toot


The irony is, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook are still not blocked


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak it only proves that the management is snooping on Internet traffic


That’s why I don’t connect my personal phones/computer to the work wifi


nostr:npub1j0fhny2ay990zr37q4lex9z506jc0hpg8ja4lqpsvqjt6y9j72pspkwj55 I don’t connect to work wifi on my phone


Finished watching (usually as a background noise) all 79 episodes of the original Star Trek. Don’t think I can continue with Voyager or Deep Space Nine. Apart from the newer series, the old ones are so cringy  https://watchseriestv.top/tv/watch-star-trek-full-online-39401


nostr:npub1k3mc3rj8wpne09uwqy6ee0d05z8r4e5dtmnrjfudlxxljnfvxcfqam7e26 it’s not a unique issue https://infosec.exchange/@mattburgess/111170522861954797


nostr:npub1k3mc3rj8wpne09uwqy6ee0d05z8r4e5dtmnrjfudlxxljnfvxcfqam7e26 it’s complicated,I hate to be dealing with the stakeholders


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak gonna try in my next meeting


I’m counting on you Mr Thunderstorm from 1 to 8 PM to clear the haze a bit today. Already drove my car to work in anticipation

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This probably a dumb book but I wanna buy one and pretend to read it while sitting on a packed train just for shits and giggles

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nostr:npub1k3mc3rj8wpne09uwqy6ee0d05z8r4e5dtmnrjfudlxxljnfvxcfqam7e26 because raw material prices has all gone up and the seller still need to make a living


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I find Tooot is nice for Android https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.xmflsct.app.tooot

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Anybody else got this error with their Mammoth app?

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If you haven’t cry today, here’s one video to test your resolve

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If you haven’t cry today, here’s one video to test your resolve


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Reasons I dont use password manager: what if I’m in a foreign country, using a strange computer that doesnt permit software installation or browser add-ons? Would be a nightmare remembering my 12 characters random password


nostr:npub1afz9jadkpqzaedvclkth4vcm6q9fsvy6mfddq0ufwjpy4gptlwxq6xwdvg have you visited Wakanda? How are the people there?


We are at 155 at the moment

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I for sure aint gonma change the way that I post or my opinions just because it hurt your feelings. I might as well give up socials


If you disagree or feel strongly about a post, you can reply with your piece or you can mute or block the poster, diss and whine about him  and then move on


Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one


Mereka semakin berani

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nostr:npub128hd98dwapw5kee7ee46hq64f5gmv2m50axh9v42g4nqzly72rlspyur6s ok chill bro, it’s just my opinion. We’re entitled to our own


nostr:npub1tuz7lee6gt5aj77rngaxxflurzucdcdc474ereda69x320x7nevs2ry7d3 this photo looks familiar, somebody say it’s photoshop


Now that is a proper nasi lemak, not like the faux Kedah one


I was suppose to intermittent fast today but force to have this delicious nasi lemak instead while waiting. Poor me

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I’m not gonna arrive at work soaking wet on my bike so I’ll wait it out


Apart from mabuhai, the other Filipino word I know is putang ina mo which means “your mother is beautiful”


If something good and useful is free/very cheap, it means somebody is paying for it. Usually you


I dont envy the colossal tasks this government face but you asked for it


Charging for DuitNow/QRpay is inevitable, shareholders need to recoup their investment somehow. It’s gonna be unpopular and potential election fodder. Maybe they should consider subsidizing it aha ha ha!


Most of the sites on the list are spammy and shady anyway, don’t bother


Can’t wait to avoid these sites, added them to my host file blocked list 😂 https://aus.social/@skribe/111147153409657892


The most boring streaming app right now is HBO Go, followed closely by Apple TV+. No interesting new series on HBO and I’ve watched all their listed movies.

Finished watching all 5 good titles on Apple TV+ so I ran out of stuff to watch there too. Lucky I got both platforms for free


Yes we know you hate the Apple ecosystem the first 5 times


All these iPhone 15 reviews and action button articles/tips reeks of western privilege. Need more coverage on iPhone SE and Lightning ports #S


Last boost, see, there’s always something wrong with everybody. You can never please these hispters


nostr:npub10un9rh5nxfzrw4qd44vw3hjnvgfzdgsjpcn4lh088n0nu4epsz4qc4m33m yes local McD and KFC have some localized menu including rice. Don't expect them anywhere else tho


#MakanApaToday nasi lemak royale in Bandar Sri Putra. I still don't know which part of this is nasi lemak. False advertising

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A wild Pokemon appears

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This one called Taman Saujana Hijau

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Putrajaya has some really nice parks. Too bad they're too far away from home ~20KM

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Cant believe I missed the Spurs game last night because my alarm wasnt loud enough. Either way, I just wanna say PL referee Simon Hooper is a cunt

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The evil dictators at Duolingo turned off the forums. Now I can’t search for answers anymore 😤


Proceeds to eat at an expensive western restaurant. Thank god for domestic partnership

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nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak for voting PAS and causing damage to the earth and society?


Now who can we blame for the haze today? It’s complicated?


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I’m going for a jog #followersperlutahu


nostr:npub17343qrddx8sqmjsdc426wqetp3kc7xhxz6qfpnamc3dfu0akp8zq98esr0 Aida is scary (bet she didnt read this)


Aren't you too old to believe in magic spells?


I learned how to chip the goalkeeper in FIFA and I’ve been doing it every time ever since

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nostr:npub19r59qhxn2c9smw2dhn0qk2lxsavnk48tdnlqxzkj9mdga9v9n53sahvj9u editor:  bro seriously, just create a burner one, it’ll take seconds


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Big boss celebrated mid autumn festival buy treating us with boxes of egg tarts. I started to like this new boss


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In what scenorio would I use naked instead of named hor Google AI?

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Today's Wordle was sponsored by Microsoft

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Had a good night sleep last night although I missed watching this beauty from Szoboszlai 😍 https://youtu.be/cSgd57T6kzE?si=i-1AA_1ShfyQBPVz


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It's nice that the local university, UKM (National University of Malaysia) lets the public use all of their sporting facilities


Whole stadium to myself because only a crazy Asian would jog at this hour and heat

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There’s a long queue outside of Starbucks here. What kind of stupid promo are they having


Just got out from a 2.5 hours POC meeting. Seriously, these meetints should have a one hour hard limit and all further questions should be done remotely or via email 🙄


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Context: an opposition supporter went through great lengths including being an asshole at McDonald’s to say life is hard and the economy is bad to make the government looks bad https://www.malaysiakini.com/news/680640


I needed a compact/mobile keyboard for my Windows devices (ROG Ally/Surface) and any regular keyboard won’t do. This one feels and looks closest to a Mac one plus quality build.


Look what Santa brought me

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I followed this guide https://www.makeuseof.com/sync-obsidian-vault-across-devices/


Managed to sync my iCloud drive Obsidian vault to my Android Obsidian using a convoluted Google Drive + DriveSync matchup. Too cheap to afford Obsidian Sync.

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nostr:npub1jmp0uksa3ppy3dhe8ypcyy7pye46zertl9k8azhg724cjlndj9aqy98e83 are Riau and Batam affordable or are they Singapore mini now?


Why bother with a by-election, PAS gonna win Kemaman anyway https://www.malaysiakini.com/news/680566


nostr:npub1emn79m7cwed95v770tavrp98xpkavds5f3d7zjf8wzvuq7q22yjqncrkds praise be


Bluds, you can start by voting the Tories out who got you into this mess in the first place #MarchForRejoin


Working in the library for a while, away from the bustle of the office

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Near the top where we belong lel


How often do I think about the Roman empire? Not so much, I don't rate them. The Galactic Empire on the other hand ...


Ezra Bridger is ... indian?


Guess which one did I buy?


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Do it Elmo, make Twitter paid only


Jiran punya mesin basuh boleh dengar satu taman


I gotta be frank with you, this one is easy

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I can always go back to gardening when I retire.

Jk. I wont be home when I retire. Off hiking in the Himalayas


My wife has been nagging me to clear up/prune the banana trees in our backyard. Times like these I feel like going minimalist and eliminate all outdoor plans (the indoor ones are already dead)


Alhamdulillah, lepas Himpunan Selamatkan Malaysia semalam, Malaysia dah selamat dah


Now I know why people take pictures in RAW, the difference in quality and details are incredible


Jaga-jaga, dah pandai guna Lightroom!

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Quietly enjoying breakfast.
B we need santan and chillies
Murmurs quietly
Then I remember I have a kid who can drive now. Off to groceries duty son


Eating durians straight up is good but durian fritters are heaven

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Good morning, off to Mark Goldbridge's channel for the entertainment!


Cant wait to hear United’s fan meltdown and epic moaning later


Back on top where we belong 🔴

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Robbooooo 😍😍


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak the worst i can do in that public restaurant is a wink


Ah I say her Whatsapp Business number. Malaysian businessmen and women prefer cash to avoid taxes


And she pays for the whole thing in cash. Whoever does that anymore. Now I have to find a bank to deposit


Me: nak pakai sendiri ke iPhone ni?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh tak, nak surprise husband
Me: pergi kenduri siapa kat Putrajaya?
Lady: saya dah kawin
Me: repeats question
Lady: oh wedding cousin

I dont know whether I speak to soft or she really wanna say she’s maried 😂


nostr:npub1qumk8w2tzllazkrq8gsuyhar9jfdxvkjngqfrc7w20v4h2wlt0xqdczskm kayak bunyi cicak di dinding


I’m judging all the people who walks into this restaurant because they probably voted for PAS


Because she didnt ask for much discount, I will tolerate this shit once


One week later, I’m in Putrajaya for the COD. I’m 40 minutes early because I dont like being late. Lady who I’m supposed to meet is still “on the way” with 50 minutes ETA 🙄


As much as I don’t like Zahid, I’m not gonna be ten feet near walaun rallies


PSA, there’s going to be a walaun-related politically rally in KL today so plan your travels accordingly. Avoid Kampung Baru if you can help it


Cool, our antipode is Ecuador

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Good morning. Starting the day with some of my favourite kuehs. Sorry, I only know cream puff (top left)

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I’ve tried Jollibee chicken, it’s just meh. Just like Sugarbun. KFC > all


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My hands when my kid is driving

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Twitching nervously every time my colleague next desk sneezes


Tip: there's an X somewhere

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After 66 years of independence, we could have had a world class education but no, half of the taxpayers money went into politicians and cronies pockets


But they’re also disillusioned why their own schools are not as nice as those private schools. You can blame 60 years of BN of them. Now with PAS at the gates, you can only wish


Now his sisters are hyped+motivated to get scholarships like his brother so they can get into a private school too


My eldest just won the house singing competition with him dressing as Zendaya https://youtu.be/6YugFXD5hnE?si=4ddKmkDePvEnRPr0


nostr:npub1m33ax4e77nznve9l2ha4wcnshgku76m9kwn6mstuq5snvtut3tcsd4za0m I considered that but this my spare computer so Imma utilize the 1TB hdd mostly as my backup


Reason #6 why you need 5G: upload 3GB of video in less than 2 minutes

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nostr:npub188q3683vez7v4mnugjv4nf6ud3z9mkn2h7kgc76z6ph6advw5vdqdj3jlx which distro is lightweight, beautiful and compatible with this Intel iMac?


nostr:npub188q3683vez7v4mnugjv4nf6ud3z9mkn2h7kgc76z6ph6advw5vdqdj3jlx tried to install Chrome OS on my old iMac but there’s no sound. Any ideas?

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nostr:npub19pjjk2lcdly08f5uszv8jarcv022r8c8fmptu5alkdaj5746hnksa40cuh this is direct Internet recovery


Tried to install High Sierra but failed. I think Apple shutdown the installer server already

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Ah this Chrome OS installation doesnt have sound. That settles it then


Chrome OS is fast but in term of app support, it might not have all my favorite apps


I got a cheap, disposed 2017 iMac from work. It got 1TB of HDD inside. Contemplating whether to install Chrome OS Flex or and older Mac OS cause this thing is slowww with the latest macOS

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Holding and scrolling your big iPhone must be tiring. You need this magsafe phone stand https://shopee.com.my/CHARBY-ORBIT-Infinity-Mount-Multi-Function-Magnetic-Phone-Holder-Stand-Monitor-Tripod-Wall-Tablet-Mount-i.75814606.20282314879?sp_atk=b9ae6143-6dfd-4029-9bc3-8ecd0ca0a175&xptdk=b9ae6143-6dfd-4029-9bc3-8ecd0ca0a175

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It’s just Paris Hilton guys


New iPhone 15 are nice and expensive. Mostly expensive. Can't wait to get one in 2026


Cant wait for my youngest to go to high school so I can have more free time after work


Otherwise you would see a Chris Hemsworth-like body right now 🙈


My school has 3 floors of fully-equipped gyms like this, but alas I have to rush home for pickup duties after work. And the school being some 37 km away from home, coming back here to work out later is out of the question

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Can I remote in and install the software for you?
Sure
5 minutes later, still waiting for her to finish watching some Tamil drama


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Ah, so you’re one of those server snob


Goddamn international break


This should be made into a new Slot Akasia


Syukur, loved to be proven wrong for these things

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I got a feeling they’re gonna take Pulai as well


nostr:npub1365ra6397jzkygw64f24ylrwm5hsf33wvakkpv7jcgfyd432swkqaqv8qk the price of progress. Thank god the rest of Asean are more affordable


nostr:npub1hqe98ud6wcwqmha075f7gzrktztddq27mp5kdymud88t8euqxhtsn7wqgl that’s what hot steamy sex are for


I’m selling my beloved iPhone 13 mini https://carousell.app.link/7Sgd2q5sWCb


Lucky guess I guess

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It may buffer sometimes but it’s generally reliable. Dont bother to cast it with Chromecast/Airplay tho. Run them direct from a browser in your Android box.


nostr:npub1qumk8w2tzllazkrq8gsuyhar9jfdxvkjngqfrc7w20v4h2wlt0xqdczskm yeah I’d rather stick with the web


I get all my movies and series fix from here  https://watchseriestv.top


Absolutely overpriced for sure but it’s a work of art

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Pixel 6 till the latest Pixel 8 are still ugly in my opinion. Hate the Bender camera module design. Give me a new Sony Xperia every time

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nostr:npub1qumk8w2tzllazkrq8gsuyhar9jfdxvkjngqfrc7w20v4h2wlt0xqdczskm say no more fam https://watchseriestv.top/tv/watch-foundation-full-online-72427


I got 3 months Apple TV+ free from my company’s device purchase


Foundation season 2 as the background noise while I doomscroll. Not interesting enough to watch


I know stupid publicity is still publicity but if I were Hafiz, I’d rather your donate to an orphanage or something.

But what do I know how rich people operate, I’m just a middle-class bum


Aina, why would you spend tens of thousands of company money to pay for a billboard for your husband?

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nostr:npub1hqe98ud6wcwqmha075f7gzrktztddq27mp5kdymud88t8euqxhtsn7wqgl is it only for Ryans?


This sounds like an episode of Black Mirror https://mastodon.social/@the_verge/111003622177947804


Brb visiting my friends at the Nazi bar


If you're too happy and need to be depressed a bit, open Twitter or read Malaysiakini


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak app logo probably created using AI


I'm drowning in work email, somebody give me a high five


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak the noises from Najib’s camp and proxies wont just die down. KJ for example


Ok my self-enforced half day leave is over. Off to work


Me whenever people talk about paintings

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nostr:npub18lz2g96rm5jq0kja42fcjrr7euh7r8aattee2efh782yw3zscs4q0w2jkz congrats, beautiful couple


nostr:npub1szgejd3wh7mgdruw5nvh02h627vlr0dh0c28fzu4rxk08cty28mqrtsyak paint me like one of your french girls


Some political pundits are claiming they’ll aim for Najib’s release next. If that really happen, I’ll be voting for Muda fr


I’m having a hard time explaining to my family, half of them walauns about Zahid’s DNAA. I really dont want to defend the government/Anwar on this cause it’s indefensible. They’re pretending to not see this coming and the realities of realpolitik


I’m riding on a flat tyre


I’m guessing PunDay not gonna be popular amongst indians here https://aus.social/@cheryanne/110997696460267264


Fuck me this workshop is really not gonna open on time


Either somebody did it to my car or I’m getting old and deaf


My eldest will legally drive ny car for the first time this weekend. Planning to his friend’s farewell party in Sepang. I joked that I will say goodbye to my mostly scratch-free car now. Then yesterday my car got this long scratch from the back to the front when I came out of a mall. I swear I didnt hear anything

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nostr:npub14nncka9s85ty0vskgw6lqwakatfkfgng39gj32l9t9vtu85sgnrsg88zq6 god you’re old


The next nearest workshop is 5 km away. I really dont wanna ride on a flat tyre


I have moved from the breakfast place to the workshop. 10 minutes to 9:00, still no signs of it opening


Here’s looking at you Jalil


I’m all for high-paying job, jet-setting round the world and living in luxury but I still dont want “working for a war criminal” in my résumé


There’s this trend on Twitter where bluetick assholes deliberately post controversial/stupid shit for engagement, in the hope they’ll get paid by Elmo. Instead of muting/blocking, people still reply to them in rage. You are basically endorsing this behaviour 🤦🏾♂


I’m now giving tech support from a Kelate breakfast place


Masuk kerja lambat pun email tetap masuk tanpa belas kasihan


Lol now that I Googled it


I honestly don't know what this means

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Good morning, my bike has a flat tyre on the way to work and now I’m stuck waiting for the workshop to open. Earliest is 9:00 AM it seems.


What is it with Man United and hiring abusers


nostr:npub1hqe98ud6wcwqmha075f7gzrktztddq27mp5kdymud88t8euqxhtsn7wqgl this app sits on your keyboard, pretty handy https://apps.apple.com/my/app/languagetool-grammar-checker/id1534275760


My ungrateful child lost her eyeglasses last week so I had to buy her a new one. After 5 minutes of browsing, she said she need to browse on Tik-Tok first for the latest trend 🙄

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I bought this Thinkpad for my kid during the lockdown, so she can do some online learning. Sold it off for half the price 2 years later because my ungrateful child said it was too slow to run Valorant or Genshin Impact, and she rarely uses it anyway.

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Honestly, what's the worst she could do at the mall? Her conservative mother said, it's the precursor to future bad things


My 12 year old wants to go out to the mall to join her classmates for a movie. I'm cool with that but her mother won't let her go. Said she just went out last week. I'm torn between being a cool dad or a sensible parent


This nostr:npub14dl6rmty8l7rf0w6nrqczzx08cusx23sgda26jtdelfe3zct6r0sjfa40d account is terrible, never answer to any queries


I’ve made it ma, I bought a Korean water filter

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Najib boleh berkempen guna Zoom dari penjara Kajang 👌🏾 https://mastodon.social/@malaysiagazette/110988834713392864


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I don't want to dwell on today's answer

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