Oddbean new post about | logout

Notes by heatherlarson | export

 These Utah Jazz black and yellow uniforms are making me miss Wichita State basketball tonight… 
 See you in Austin for two days of sovereign #v4v music and #podcasting20 shenanigans! 🤠 

Who's coming??? 

Let's dance like fools for  @Ainsley  @abeljames  @justloud & FM Rodeo! 

Show will be live on @Tunestr for zaps ⚡️ 

 @djvalerieblove
 @Car
 @tunestr
 @PhantomPowerMedia
 @PhantomPowerMusic
 @SN
 @adamcurry
 @OpenMike

https://m.primal.net/MBcQ.jpg https://m.primal.net/MBcS.jpg  
 Which of you do I get the pleasure of meeting in Austin next month? 

https://www.satsbysw.com/tickets 

#v4v  
 Giving you better sh*t to listen during long commutes to your fiat job 🎧 nostr:note1chw2kg74l9g9ugvrcnja75f5d9t0ls2s5d6f2em85kwnmy7p9ftsq7r0vr 
 If island boys get famous again I'm gonna sell 
 I miss them now and then 
 @Mark 🐢⚡️🫂💜 for memes and live chat shenanigans during @Plebchain Radio 

@QW and @AviBurra for #Plebchain Radio. Kings. 👑 

@Jor for 88 sats radio on the YouTube. Another king. 👑 

Keep it going, plebs #nostr #grownostr nostr:note1608p8fnncer2euzle07puh7fl4z46nrm725u0xzatmg9sddptyeq53rau7 
 nostr:npub1nl8r463jkdtr0qu0k3dht03jt9t59cttk0j8gtxg9wea2russlnq2zf9d0  I LOVE U! 
 Hahaha you had me at hot honey girl 
 What? no. It said I am second 🤙 
 I need to cook more. I am bored with what I’ve made for the past year. 🥱 
 I’m down like a fat man on a see saw 
 Hell yeah 
 What kind of venue? 
 Hmmmmmmmm I like it 

Hey @ltngstore when you serve food next? 
 Should I cut it off at 311 songs or keep it going? It’s my 2024 playlist. I mean, 21 hours is kinda perfect 🤩 https://image.nostr.build/1d8c20eabbd7437abbce218b8d0627a324303abf4a3f32c6dfeae651a8fbfeeb.jpg  
 Haha ZERO 311 on this playlist 

Or I could hit 21 hours and 21 minutes… 
 I can’t unsee that 
 wtf man 🤣 
 Degen. 
 The best pickup line 😆 87K and we all get dates 🤣 nostr:note1hnk0u8kcetatd0y93qnvv2eyh9lpdg0u0ldy3sqn47866arx57ps95ezvh 
 If they never ask you out in real life, they don't like you 😁 they playin' games 

nostr:neven... 
 The conversations I have with my men 🤷‍♀️ like, bro, you gotta move on… 
 Just like the server at the restaurant 
 That’s just science and can’t be changed 
 Yeah; the bartender chick totally has a husband 
 I know we all love the movie Pretty Woman, but folks, it bears repeating every now and then… 

The stripper doesn’t love you. 😉 
 Wait til strippers take zaps though 
 Let’s invent QR code pasties. You can be the model, obviously 
 👀 @Derek Ross I will race you 
 Hahaha 
 🤣 🤣 🤣 Bro… 
 Same as a housekeeper. She still doesn’t love you. 
 That is an escort. Come on, these are basic lessons in economics! 
 I mean, they aren’t gonna work for free. 🤷‍♀️ solid life hack imho. 
 I have said this. 
 I’m not. I have that one friend who always sends me that stuff 😆 
 I knew all along 😉 

(Haha I was reading that article yesterday and using it for shenanigans with my Swiftie coworker) 
 Story time:

6 years ago my mother in law was left penniless in a surprise divorce at age 67.

My... 
 Thanks for sharing this happy story. 🥹 please give your mother in law a hug for me! #hodl 🚀 
 I hope my grandkids aren’t buying dumb sh*t with my stack in 2085 
 No one wants that stuff anymore though fr 
 😆 I want a sh*t ton of them! 
 My great grandparents hardly spoke English! 😆 
 I started more shenanigans on here today 
 And I’ll do it again 
 Give me a brown satin dress and I’m in 😆 
 The polyamory of it all! 🤣 
 Settle down, Kathie Lee Gifford 
 We bring the shenanigans 
 But we ain’t riding that dirty 
 Damn 🤣 
 No ma’am you are not! 
 Yes! We meet live on @HiveTalk because it has video 
 #yogastr is Mondays at: 

5 pm pacific 🌁
6 pm Mountain (Denver) 🗻 (& Arizona) 🏜️ 
7 pm central 🌾 
8 pm eastern 🗽
1:00 am utc (sorry, Europe) 🇪🇸 
 So since we got engaged on 11/11, should we get married on 12/12, @Marie ??? 
 #Nostr CEO, may I have her hand in marriage? 😉 
 Woooohooooooo! A benevolent ceo! 
 👀 
 Sorry folks, I proposed to @Marie and she said yes 💍 

She’s mine now 👰‍♀️👰 ♾️ 
 Gotta be quick on ath days 😆 
 Thank you!😊 
 Wait who has a wifey???? Not me! 😆 
 #introduction My first post on Nostr, I want to make more #friends on here let’s link up. I’m... 
 Tell us about your music! #v4v 
 We are ALL getting chairs! 🪑 and dates!!! 🤣 
 I’m tagging you in all my decisions now 
 🤣 wait til I ask you about dinner every night 
 🤣 now you’re sounding like my wife! 🤣 
 💯 🤣 
 F*ck it, let’s get married! 🤣 
 I had one of those before I moved one year ago 🤣 

It’s at my friend’s house now 
 Wooohoo! 🥳 
 I’m pretty sure @QW has those? But if YOU make some, he’s gonna stick em in his orifices 
 I’M SCREAMING 😱 🤣 💀 

CC: @OpenMike 
 That will pack ‘em in