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 I know we all love the movie Pretty Woman, but folks, it bears repeating every now and then… 

The stripper doesn’t love you. 😉 
 If they never ask you out in real life, they don't like you 😁 they playin' games 

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 The stipper = fiat 
 Wait til strippers take zaps though 
 omg lol 
 “Hey bb what’s ur npub” 
 💯 
 Let’s invent QR code pasties. You can be the model, obviously 
 Aren’t they invented already? I mean 😭 obviously 🙄 
 I think Derek was working on this 
 👀 @Derek Ross I will race you 
 Flag Day on Nostr …. 
 Hahaha 
 unless she is paid 
 🤣 🤣 🤣 Bro… 
 I mean it is like we are supposed to be pleased to be at work, from the boss point of view

because the boss is paying us our salary

 
 Same as a housekeeper. She still doesn’t love you. 
 unless she is paid enough to do so 
 That is an escort. Come on, these are basic lessons in economics! 
 I was not very subtle
but my point was
that we are all more or less in this role
when incentive (fiat, zaps or whatever) is involved 
 LMFAO 😂. I want one thing and I will get him because FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️… it must happen for world peace. 🕊️ 
 🤣🤣🤣. I just can’t. Just be honest with them: the whores probably don’t love you either … 
 Life hack.
Pay whores for sex.
Get a dog for affection.
Bank account will be much healthier

Just kidding….. maybe 
 I mean, they aren’t gonna work for free. 🤷‍♀️ solid life hack imho.