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 I hate it when I see engagement farming on #Nostr

Now how big is you dick?

#Zap this note 10 sa... 
 ill tone it down :D  
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 I need a new Nostr app to play with. What's something new and/or exciting that you've come across... 
 Could you add your biscuit and gravy recipe to zap.cooking 

It looked delicious 😋 
 it will actually go really well with my write up about nostrville 2.0, i ate a lot of biscuits and gravy 
 A+ on your emoji game 
 you are the first subscriber 
 Yeah let's take over substack together for Nostr  
 Game on. Want to do something food and music related for your podcast?  
 Could you interview a venue in Arizona?  
 A music venue with maybe a pub menu so I can add your podcast to the Nostr food community newsletter, then we can cross promote on substack etc etc build off it  
 tell me a secret in one emoji 
 Slow and steady wins the race?  
 <div class="substack-post-embed"><p lang="en">Fermented Hot Honey by Filou

“Amazingly tangy, firey hot, but still mellow and bright.

I use this on everything– Use it to dress salads, dip (honey mustard) for fried chicken, elevate your taco nights, heck a spoonful first thing in the morning will wake you up better than coffee!

Don't forget to use up those delicious chilis and garlic, they are so good!â€

https://zap.cooking/recipe/naddr1qqfkvetjd4jkuar9vskksmm5945x7mn90ypzqqwsh0u4xlh3l5xalq2lg8qcjeec7636pasq75w8s2ma3zg3xr2vqvzqqqr4guvhlwd6</p><p> - Sarah from SoupBox</p><a data-comment-link href="https://substack.com/@soupbox/note/c-76867977">Read on Substack</a></div><script async src="https://substack.com/embedjs/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script> 
 doesn't it?! i want to make it. on my list.  
 I have been watching all these comedy clips about the restaurant scene, and I am now thoroughly convinced I will find anyone hot with a neck tattoo like this: 

https://youtube.com/shorts/ykzEqMiSLNs

Not attracted to any of the characters until they introduce the younger brother of the Head Chef. It's just the tattoo. So If I ask you to put a temporary one on, just do it. :D #tattoofantasy 
 *kid not brother 
 did you just flirt with me for the first time? 
 sorry i can't talk to you then lol just kidding, i bet it fucking hurts to get it on the jugular like that 
 That neck tattoo helps everyone, it's like why most guys grow a beard, to become hotter  
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 After a long day of teaching guitar I am exhausted and I am only able to cook some fast pasta wit... 
 #foodstr  
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 I might get a job just to quit😂🤣
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 Life goals  
 #childhoodmemory

in my neighborhood, there was fire hydrant spraying directly into the street. my mother rolled the windows down in her car and let the fire hydrant spray the inside of the car as we drove by...

i remember laughing so much

i also remember a big hole in the floor of her car, probably cause of activities like that

#simplefun  
 thinks for the memory reminder, made me think of that because my mom would smoke in the car.

when she was pregnant and i was five, i yelled at her to give me her cigarettes, and i tore them in half. i am surprised she let me do that at that age. i guess i am spoiled. i was looking out for her and the baby. 

i still yell at her.  
 thanks*  
 i feel like tidal should give nostr users a free account so more people will sign up for nostr for their free account 
 i am brilliant. jk

i think it is too 
 Stay humble stack SATs has been trained into my brain. Lol  
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 #soon 
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 This has been my life for the last so many years... #soon

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 bill burr on snl is the only reason i tuned in  
 i think TIDAL should be rebranded into STACKS ...or FATSTACKS or something bitcoin related so the media can buzz about how TIDAL is going bitcoin and Nostr with its livestreaming DJ sets on zap.streams and karaoke rooms on hivetalk.org :D 

#discardedideas  
 i read he is cutting down on staff and keeping a very limited team like development and design or something...

i also read a funny headline against his decision that said something to the effect: he is cutting out his marketing team but needs them to market products because they need money...

and i am like are they being cut because they aren't making money after all this time, no? lol 

also in the article he said it will need to act like a "start-up"

that business is probably milking or draining funds like crazy, probably be better to create a karaoke client and let people enter rooms to hang out .... wishful thinking lol 
 i want a poster of this
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 Once in a while I have a guilty pleasure treat. Monday I bought some Klondike bars and they are s... 
 so funny, i just ate an ice cream sandwich, stop getting in my head 
 be a smooth listener: 

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 it wont let me connect to tidal :/  
 @The Beave  idea for you 
 :D smooth beaver  
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🧡 #BoomZapKalaka 🧡
💜     Value-for-Value   💜
🧡   Challenge is on!   ðŸ... 
 @seth for creating a nostr recipe app: zap.cooking 
 next time you talk to someone you like, ask them what it's like to be in their shoes and let them talk for fifteen minutes, then say thank you for sharing, i have to run, but here is my business card, i want to hear more.  
 be a smooth listener: 

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 we need a karaoke client, you all are obsessed, maybe tidal can provide the songs to get stream counts up, its nostr compatible already, right? @jack (is this the right one, because fifteen jacks just popped up)

connect it to hivetalk.org for nostr group video rooms or something

Nostr Karaoke Bar client :D  
 there should be a nostr speed dating event 
 put a flyer out in each city for a speed dating event hosted by Nostr. :D maybe eventually. i am just throwing the idea here so i can stop thinking about it.  
 next time you talk to someone you like, ask them what it's like to be in their shoes and let them talk for fifteen minutes, then say thank you for sharing, i have to run, but here is my business card, i want to hear more.  
 kind of be fun if we could do video speed dating 
 it is funny that they talk about money all day long  
 lol  
 i love the chat roulette idea, you don't know who you will get

it should be something like FRIEND ROULETTE  
 Put everyone's profile on a wheel like wheel of fortune and whoever it lands on has to sing lol 
 i am living vicariously through you now, please report back. 
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 I'm sick of people calling me "brother" when they barely fucking know me. I have an actual brothe... 
 ok dude 
 dang maria, i am coming over for dinner 
 TAKE... THAT... BACK. *sniff* 
 i already asked for an invite so im just as guilty 
 If they never ask you out in real life, they don't like you 😠they playin' games 

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 also need to say again: if they are nice to you, they do not want you, they are just nice.  
 or the bartender lol  
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 I know we all love the movie Pretty Woman, but folks, it bears repeating every now and then… 

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 If they never ask you out in real life, they don't like you 😠they playin' games 

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 you all need to stop being humble and post more, i need more to read 
 I'll follow your list 😜 
 noted :D  
 I watch Tarot readings on YT like housewives watch their stories, like Days of our Lives or General Hospital

The themes are hilariously entertaining

- Girl, if he is stringing you along more than 8 weeks, cut him off
- This divine masculine is learning to get in tuned with his inner self
- This group of people can't stop talking about you
- Your love will communicate
- There is an opportunity this week and its abundance
- You are the chosen one
- Spirits have your back
- You are very powerful and people are jealous
- Love yourself before you can love anyone
- Close that old chapter and don't bring that pain into the next relationship
- Follow your intuition
- He is crying over losing you and will do anything to get you back
- Enjoy life and be grateful for what you have
- Heaven is blessing you with a new love
- Take that risk and get out of your comfort zone
- Getting your wish
- Money will flow abundantly for you
- He wants you BUT there is a 3rd party
- This karmic connection is stopping this love connection
- Heal those wounds and take care of yourself
- A lot of attention is on you
- Power was given to you because you are an earth angel
- Focus on happiness, it's a choice
- Increase in spiritual growth or material abundance
- Big changes, pay attention to this opportunity 
 your troll flirting game is on point 
 Idea Pitch: A bitcoin client that shit talks crypto all day...get those angry social media juices flowing and make nostr less "boring"

You can have a ticker of all the current prices but have Bitcoin in one column for celebrations and have the crypto in a different column for all the news like prison sentences, gossip like stage dancing, and shit talking.  
 too much sexiness in one day

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 I wish my dad loved me as much as he loves his Tuesday $10 KFC bucket of chicken.  
 I don't think I have ever seen his eyes sparkle like that for anyone, and he is obsessed with his wife. lol 
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 Or just make them write the entire npub on the cup. 😂 
 Funny. 

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 At this point, we should just be a bitcoin protocol. Fuck it.

When everyone has an easy account like Strike or a wallet like Bitkey, they will come here.

I just asked ChatGPT how many users the social crypto app Public does have, and it says it believes it has one million users. 

Eventually we will be all using Bitcoin. Right?

Maybe we need a client that can act more like Public and Robinhood. 

ChatGPT says Robinhood has 15 million users. 

Anyways, just a rambling thought.