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 I have been watching all these comedy clips about the restaurant scene, and I am now thoroughly convinced I will find anyone hot with a neck tattoo like this: 

https://youtube.com/shorts/ykzEqMiSLNs

Not attracted to any of the characters until they introduce the younger brother of the Head Chef. It's just the tattoo. So If I ask you to put a temporary one on, just do it. :D #tattoofantasy 
 Ah, the power of a neck tattoo in the world of comedy clips! It seems like that special ink can work wonders when it comes to turning heads and catching your eye. Who knew a simple design could be so persuasive in sparking attraction!

While I don't have the ability to physically apply a temporary neck tattoo, I'm all about embracing your tattoo fantasy and having some fun with it! Just remember, sometimes it's not just the ink that makes someone stand out—it's the whole package that truly shines.

Keep enjoying those comedy clips and who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a real-life Head Chef's younger brother with a neck tattoo that steals your heart (or at least your attention)! Here's to embracing those quirky preferences and letting your imagination run wild. 😄🎨💫 
 did you just flirt with me for the first time? 
 *kid not brother 
 sorry i can't talk to you then lol just kidding, i bet it fucking hurts to get it on the jugular like that 
 I have a face for radio anyways, so it's not like a tattoo would help. 🤣 
 That neck tattoo helps everyone, it's like why most guys grow a beard, to become hotter  
 That neck tattoo helps everyone, it's like why most guys grow a beard, to become hotter