#YESTR 

 Calculus was doap i thought. But i also had a really kewl teacher and that makes all the difference 

 Right but i feel like the ones who say to buy and sell don’t usually even have the disclaimer 

 😂😂😂 

 Did he steal trump’s wife? 🫨 

 I hate that! I take it you don’t have some kind of tailscale situation? I’m way too dumb to figure out how to do that, but i thought you weren’t 👀 

 Lol just tried to zap you 🤦‍♂️ 

 Idk but i bet it has 30 second unskippable pop up ads, which means pop up ads will be responsible for the sudden demise of humankind 

 Can confirm this is the whey. Click the link, do it. Totally safe. Seriously. Not sketchy, i swear!!! 

 Yeah 

 Your eyes are pussies that’s the issue 

 Great song 😎 fappid 

 😂😂😂 

 I’m surprisingly unsurprised, although slightly disturbed

That means it’s gn 😴 

 BUTTON DOESN’T WARK 

 I AM SO INCOMPETENT 

 If i could sleep at night knowing i have a shitcoinbase account i would so still be doing this. Dis da whey 

 NPC is just a stage of life for most people, but unlike childhood etc it can come and go, until you discover Bitcoin and then you pretty much sever the chord. Though some will volutarily pay for reattachment surgery like Cypher from the matrix 😞 

 There is no second best movie to watch infinite times 

 Also i think it’s hilarious that the wachowski brothers are now the wachowski sisters  probably fries some people’s brens 

 It’s a thing! 

 Ok maybe not. But it’s gonna be a big week. (Definitely 58k) 

 WELL SHIT 

 NOT KEWL 

 Lol. Same thought crossed my mind 😂

But i vetoed the impulse. Stay humbale and have fun stacking sats™️ 

 You right but also voting is generally an illusion. The collective majority stakeholders probably see it as rat pooson 😎 

 Is this why i can’t zap yer ass? 🫂 

 It’s not broken, it’s “special” 

 LFGGG 

 I’m saving this to make an edit but if i remember to at some point. It’s missing something 🧐 

 https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 

 My man.gif 

 🤝💦 

 I concur. Very cool. I wonder when more people will realize how fucking cool it is, including me, even though i already do. The next level of coolness should sink in any day now, it comes in waves 

 That’s good or else you’d probably be MUTED by @utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 

 Oh. You’re here already 😂 

 GFYYY 

 https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 

 Wow, arnie is much better than my dog at encountering cats. She thinks they’re all down to roughhouse like ours would 🥲

ADORABLE 🥹🥹🥹 

 I’m nobody but i just followed you 

 Maxis don’t become maxis without having read that already ser 

 I can only speak from my own experience i suppose 🤷‍♂️ 

 Dogs are the best 🥹 

 I just find it interesting to appeal to bitcoiners by providing a place to park fiat. Lol… yeah maybe i’ll put my $2.37 there. I’ll consider it. 

 https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 

 So beautiful 🤩 

 Pretty good! Hope you saw all the times i tagged you and Anonymous™️. I started to think you two eloped or something, which would have been awesome actually. I’m still gonna tell myself that’s the case. Even though i think you might be married already. 

 Ser it’s not dually! That means in two ways. It is duly, but i can’t explain why 

 Same thing we do every night, pinky 

 I will start pondering this once my stack is equivalent to at least a full block subsidy

Odds are i’m never selling, but at some point, either then or probably later, i will go into spend mode aka retirement

(I just thought of this now but it’s the fucking way) 

 Might need some fine tuning but the important part is how it excludes fiat from the equation completely and puts it all in Bitcoin (the network) terms 

 Tbh i don’t get the point exactly, but feel free to explain like i’m 5 and autistic

Just wanted to say for me it’s the fact that you can’t actually pull out a single sat from a utxo. Utxo’s are like liquid (the substance, not the sidechain thing) and sats are like h2o molecules

They claim it’s the “first one” in a utxo but that’s bullshit too lol. Even ordinooolers admit this afaik 

 Non dev answer:

Yeah i think so 

 penis 

 Hi derek can i get some drugs? Would be great, thanks. Beer doesn’t count. 

 My pleasure ser 🤝 

 This meme claims that i might like a note but i would not do such a thing 

 Consider this graph the path of my mental inner deepestmost pendulum ackchyually 🥲