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 I prefer to pay in Bitcoin because by using fiat in anyway, I am adding to its network effect and... 
 It is certainly its best use case 
 Once the cantillionaires figure this out, it will quickly get a lot less effective 
 penis 
 Price goes up, price goes down

You can’t explain that 
 Thank you. The logical conclusion is to just keep stacking and not waste time trying to predict the unpredictable 🧠 
 Gfy? 
 Gn people who were right about Bitcoin being very important and therefore are right about absolutely everything else too 😴 
 Recent direct message activity:

nostr:npub1me48869w43j30cfry9ayz9dsdl4gj54xppgk9krrv7g6hsq7psuqp... 
 This bot is obnoxious as fuck! Also sort of like a hellthread in a can if someone were to reply to it 👀

Nobody tell @Marie!!! 
 You see two axes and call it an “all-time bitcoin price chart”

But in fact, you can ignore the y-axis and call it “all the time you should have been stacking sats”

And guess what, every day it elongates mfer 
 LITERALLY JUST CREATE VALUE AND SET UP A DAILY (OR HOURLY) DCA #BITCOIN BUY AND YOU WILL BE SET F... 
 Wait no, you have to withdraw to self custody as you repeatedly stack up to your minimum preferred utxo size 🧠 
 Daily or hourly DCA is gonna be a feature on a centralized exchange. You don’t want to leave sats on the exchange, but you also want to be mindful of utxo size (not withdraw every time you have like a few thousand sats)

So withdraw from the exchange once your balance of sats on it reaches what you feel is a “good” utxo size. For some people ~1 million sats is the target. 

Others night want higher, but that probably means leaving sats on the exchange longer

Or lower like maybe 500k which allows you to get them into your custody sooner, but some would say you’re getting into utxo size territory where it could be not economically viable to spend down the road in a high fee environment (in terms of the mempool/mining fees to send or consolidate) 
 Personally i think 500k-1M is a good range to think about withdrawing

But also if you’re doing lightning withdrawals you might not even care what amount you withdraw. It could be 10 sats 
 To be so [not even sure what to call it - is it a religious thing?] that you are vehemently against in-vitro fertilization is insane to me

I suspect there is significant overlap with the “not having babies is anti-humannnn” crowd too, which would be a little ironic if true 🤔 
 Apparently they aren’t going to tell me anything about what or why I violated their community g... 
 Idk but did that guy eat shit coming down the stairs? I think he did 🤣 
 You have no idea how annoying it is listening to the non stop political ads in a swing state 
 You gotta not watch or listen to whatever is pumping out ads ser. It’s not worth the brain damage! 
 Bankers are scared and they should be... #fuck #banks 
 #fuckbanks yes 
 Gn and also gfy

Gonna be a big week 
 No lol. It’s just gonna probably be a big week. Like barry said! 
 It was probably like two years ago 😂 
 Say what you mean and mean what you say. 

Don’t be afraid Anon 
 Penis ✊ 
 reminder to not update a rolling distro only halfway 
 I’ll be sure not to do that 😇 
 I’m something of a person who made a note about this scenario many müns ago myself you know. Maybe can find

But no, your new one is similar enough that i had no issue after being gone for a while. Plus you just have a way with words, you can’t hide! 😎👀🕵️‍♂️🐶🐾 
 Ok that was easy. It helps to use fun words sometimes 🧠✊nostr:note1fevq4nwa27qmf2k28acj2vqr9h7zqrnt2hzu2hr6k2wwxsc4nnysqpwx8k 
 😂😂😂😂😂😂 nostr:note1qrg0entkfwme5h2evxxw275sk2zjnrws6yjj90crdeu7a9vm22hsypge74 
 🤣🤣😂🤭🤭😳🫠😞 
 In my latest very dumb experiment, i’ve gotten a Xitter™️ account again. Firstly, gfy i’ll probably delete it soon. I have my reasons, gfy again.

Here are my initial thoughts:

1) the onboarding experience is terrible. You must curate your feed heavily, same as nostr just centralized and it shoves elon’s account in your face immediately lol

2) the algo is appalling. It makes you choose at least three interests while setting up an account. I think mine were finance, food, and nature… and then it shoved tiddies and public fights/people dying on camera in my face. I had to seek out bitcoiners to get any semblance of reason on my feed

3) it immediately locked my account twice and made me prove i was a human by entering a second email code (already did that initially) and solving a weird puzzle 

4) i had to say “not interested in this” repeatedly on tiddies (despite not not being interested in tiddied. I’m civilized ffs) and war and street violence and politics, and all of those still pop up anyway

5) didn’t let me “be seen” or have dm’s until i interacted with the piece of shit timeline enough for its arbitrary and opaque liking

6) Xitter™️ still can’t distinguish what a degen vs a bitcoiner feed should look like, causing me to be exposed to dumbass shit like “alt season incoming, load your bags!!” in response to shit like dan held

7) no one engages when you don’t have a blue check and lots of followers. Again, no better than nostr in this regard - in fact it seems even worse

After these Seven™️ highly insightful insights that nobody could’ve known without me doing this, i have come to the conclusion that Nostr is better and look forward to it growing since we all know open protocols and interoperability WIN

The only way to make it sufferable is to have a group of friends already, or else you’ll probably become politically radicalized, addicted to tiddies, degenerate shitcoiner. This comes as no surprise to me, as the only reason i ever really used it back before it became Xitter™️ was to stack sats and shitpost with my friends on the Stackchain™️ (who so far don’t even know i’ve done this, because this is an experiment you fucks so don’t add me to tard chat or anything)

I’ll keep it open until i can no longer bear the Xittiness of it all, could be today or in a week or a month, i have no idea tbh

The only benefit seems to be that if used carefully you can see what’s going on out in “normie” land better than here… for now. I also can’t help but notice how many nostriches are still on there, but who am i to judge (nobody)

That’s all for now. Thanks for reading, dan 
 💯 
 Surprisingly (actually not really, nostr is jewl people) no one has 
 I don’t see no tiddies nor nothin you fuck 😞 
 (   .    Y    .   )   pls 
 @CryptoCloaks do you guys delete customer info after a certain amount of time once an order is fulfilled? 
 Damn, hope you’re wrong or my friend will be sad 
 I trust you on this more than lucid, especially factoring in my bias 😂 
 I think rook to G6 forces him into the corner and then rook all the way to F8 with bishop backup makes checkmate??? 🥴 

I am a chess rookie and that was years ago. Now i’m a chess NOTHING. But i’m 86% sure i am correct 
 Wait second rook move is G8 obviously. Oops 
 Ah shit that’s right! 
 Looking again idk wtf i was thinking 😭 the rook isn’t even on G. I changed plans and confused myself. This is just terrible. I’ll see myself out 🤣 
 Hello it’s me for the first time. Rook to G1 and then to G8 bc after the first move black king will have necessarily moved to the corner. I AM SO GOOD AT CHESS GUYS 
 Goddamnit you’re right again, he can just move back 😂😂😂 
 Hi i am a chesspert (chess expert) as you can see by how i hand drew this check mf mate which is utterly infallible and highly correct https://image.nostr.build/c708f18d2fc84e9d06ea96af172b4dd44f94c0714da52e7ff1128c7cf53a34a1.jpg  
 WAIT WRONG JMAGE 
 I know i know, one sec. I edited the image with the true answer but it doesn’t seem to be edited once i upload it. Here https://image.nostr.build/59117109e9bfa1b7335c3ecfbbf255d4bd9fb6f5117ff50ec69434b6d6dd00ba.jpg  
 It can’t move but it’s not in check so that makes it a stalemate. I am a Chess Expert™️ so you can probably believe me 
 I thought that was a bishop 😂😂😂 
 That’s not a mountain 
 new szn of ancient apocalypse lfg 
 Nice. The first one was interesting 
 It’s because elections (/party politics) are a joke. Their only goal is to get more people who would vote for them to actually vote, particularly in swing states.

Doing interviews with the other side means showing proof of work to defend your purported stances. Those stances are formulated within a partisan echo chamber and fueled by algorithms on centralized platforms.

We do not live in PoW world (currently) so this is what we get - #FiatThings nostr:note1h4g5nx7mkmnzfxf67tqtt9d3shtyzt2l9xmj8j07y3g4uqpn3pnqse9fsu 
 To subject yourself to a reasonably savvy interviewer on “the other side” is to have the absurdity of your hollow campaign promises revealed and bring cast doubt on your own would-be voters as those interviews will be viewed by a much wider audience for being out of the ordinary

I’m just gonna stack sats on election day. That’s it, that’s the vote 🙂 
 According to the mempool goggle thing it’s not inscriptions of imaginarily singled out satoshis. I barely see any in the first few blocks at least. “Runes” could be a different story potentially 
 Shit @WedgeSocial i’m getting error fetching lightning invoice on you

It was gonna say “i zap every day that i open it up so it’s fine. but they are all private or sometimes anonymous so if this is some kind of actual data i probably wouldn’t be one anywhey”

But now i guess you’ll never know that 😞 
 I pressed the ⚡️ four times in a row and it worked 🥳 
 Your chair appears to be missing a leg. Very dangerous to sit until it’s fixed 
 We all have entirely different life experiences, so there is no use in judging each other. It can be hard a lot of the time.

There are exceptions though. One example is grown adults who use the word “crypto” seriously and without quotation marks

Like how do you even get to the point of such unabashed dweebery 😬

Anyway. Stay humble and stack cold hard sats. Bye™️ 
 Also highly acceptable. I switch between them depending on if i’m talking to a bitcoiner or a precoiner 
 If you could hand pick anyone to be President of the United States (following same rules, must be... 
 Same. It’s crazy. Fuck that Guy, he’s too close to a hero and i don’t wanna have to kill him. Not that i would bc i’m peaceful, like him… fuck! 
 I wonder how much gobermint/shitchain money will have been burnt trying to suppress the Number Go Up™️ technology known as Bitcoin before they all just give in and start stacking like everybody else 🤔🤔🤔

That’s all i have 2 say 4 for now 🫡🖖🌽 
 Is Rings of Power worth the time investment?
I need a new show. 
 I concur 💦 
 Hope everyone’s been doing well!

By that of course i mean stacking sats like your life depends on it, being happy & healthy, and living a fulfilling life

Gfymfers 🖕😎🖕 #notback 
 Do they make their own movies in Iran?

If so, are they good? 
 Hey there fucko!!! Gfy 🖕🖕🖕🖕

I left for a while too, and in fact, i’m still not even back 😎 
 I’m still not here. Whoever posted this note must be someBody

Nsec may even be compromised, in fact

Gn and goodbye 🖖🌽💦 
 Lot of people concerned re nostr’s growth, but not me.

Have a podcast maybe 400 people listen.... 
 Gud note, gfy (in obscurity) ✊ 
 Quality vs quantity


I used to look to buy the dips and low oversold prices (quality). Now I jus... 
 Nostr as social media has a lot of problems. Whoever made the “reply guy”s, gfy with a toothy frozen cucumber!

#notback #stacktwosatsbeforeyoustacktwosatsandthenstacktwomore