I just find it interesting to appeal to bitcoiners by providing a place to park fiat. Lol… yeah maybe i’ll put my $2.37 there. I’ll consider it.
Parking $100 to make $3.5 sounds convoluted. Even at $10000 what you’re gonna risk that for $350? How about I just park my money in a cold wallet and focus on making more sats.
So you really don't have any money in a checking or savings account denominated in dollars?