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 Happy Birthday Vlad, Hamas got you all of Ukraine's free weaponry diverted to Israel. 
 The enemy of my enemy is not my friend and will probably be my enemy if they win against my other... 
 Remove the Jews and we can deal with any remaining enemies as they deserve.  Somali ackbars are literally only a problem because fucking kikes keep shipping them here. 
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 Bit of a stretch, if you're using a heads up on Armageddon to replace your ECU with a fucking Raspberry Pi you have some skewed priorities. 
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 Flabby arse detected. 
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 Activated carbon pants were a great invention. 
 do abo's claim they invented everything too? 
 They're more like larger, darker Wombles.
youtu.be/rt2LHE3oeks 
 I'll give you that. They were the lowest form of street-shitter exiled to the island of Australia... 
 All I'm saying is that when people forget how to make fire, are they really people? 
 >all lightweight tents are optimized for singles or childless couples

curious 
 The kids can carry their own fucking tent. 
 North American Porch... 
 Pavement. 
 Niggers are niggers everywhere 
 Typical ignorant racism.  Abos are a completely different breed of wog to the NAPA. 
 I ran eviction on a dude that knocked holes in the walls and put dog and cat shit in them. 
 They have Abos in France? 
 So that women's tech job fair thing has been reported for a few days as being overrun by "straigh... 
 That's just pakis being pakis though.  Utterly shameless,  see "free food in Canada" etc. 
 I would spend those 3 days using the unlimited budget to stack as much food and ammo as possible, all the while wishing I'd done more burpees instead of sitting on my flabby arse and wondering what the hell I thought I'd be doing with a computer post-collapse. 
 Well look at mister fancy pants here with his 6 million papiermark words. 
 what the hell, no fair, why don't i get a fuckin' donkey 
 Did you at least get your 40 acres? 
 what should i have for dinner 😯 
 <insert whatever meat you need to use up> plus select two veg to go with it.  If you've been a good boy today make some gravy. 
 The first rule of Tufty Club is you do not talk about Tufty Club.
The second rule of Tufty Club is you DO NOT talk about Tufty Club. 
 wasnt that an issue at the begining of his term? like it bit multiple people and had to be remove... 
 They'd sent him to racial sensitivity training but clearly the sheer number of fucking niggers in the house was too much for the poor mutt. 
 nostr:npub10tatyrd9pk4dwem62mev9ark2kzw7pywp2veujfaheejmnq9r0dqyksw7k isn't it? That bump stock b... 
 There's any number of ways to make an automatic trigger puller, they're literally all illegal by definition.  Unless that kid has an FFL 7 with I believe a Class 2 SOT he's just uploaded himself committing a fucked-for-life crime. 
 brendan was a fren, in fact the best fren

i like takemura too though he's just heartbreaking for... 
 I mean c'mon man I'm rocking 20 tech here and you're telling me I can't install him in my car?  If I get a job at the vending company there will be no survivors, they've just replaced the Haitian niggers. 
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 They don't need refuelling.  They need a LOT of downtime. 
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 "Random chance could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be random chance anywhere." 
 Fun fact: most bacon bits are vegan. You picked the only one that isn't. 
 >vegan
*kosher 
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 Okay, and what exactly is the hurry?  Who exactly is going to be fucking with a NATO carrier group?  With nuclear you'd need another entire carrier, they need a lot of down time. 
 foreign niggers just fly into new york and get jobs at high end jewelry stores 
 >intern
Foreign niggers jumping on ships and doing unpaid work in the fashion sector is a proud American tradition. 
 That ferrule has a serial number on it, doesn't it?
God damn the USA is retarded. 
 i dunno man i'm just trying to shit post the end of the day away 
 I'm all in favour of war with the US but what you want there is a bunch of nuclear subs to annihilate the coasts. 
 >ramp on your carrier
isn't that just being too poor to build a full size aircraft carrier like a... 
 What exactly would be the point of a "full size" nuclear carrier unless you want to build enough of them to go to war with the US? 
 Does ananas melon taste like pineapple? I want one. 
 Melons tend to smell different but they all turn out tasting vaguely of sweetened cucumber.  Disgusting fruit, good for target practice though. 
 Pressing X on the relevancy 
 We've long passed the point where conflating "Hmm, China seems to be doing things with the overall long term interest of the Chinese people and nation in mind, why are we apparently not allowed to do anything similar?" and "OMG I HECKING LOVE THE CHICOMS AND ALL THEIR METHODS" can be blamed on stupidity. 
 It's not rocket surgery my dude, both the caduceus and the staff of Asclepius are literally symbols of pagan gods.  You're just pointing at a schizo hot take from 200 years ago. 
 One day we'll figure out how to make it draw The Forbidden Symbol. 
 Oh he was a shitlib journo that ended up getting killed by one of the niggers he so championed.

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 *ended up getting killed by one of the niggers he so championed as his girlfriend apologised to Tyrone for the inconvenience 
 or let's pretend EU and NATO is the same thing for car counting purposes

Ukraine = 9 mil cars
EU... 
 Cars are also a retarded metric. 
 I don't think you can really do an apples-to-apples comparison of economies when one of them (Rus... 
 You say international financial system, I say handjobs for cash.  Same thing. 
 German's GDP is 2.5 times that of Russia and unlike America their GDP is based mainly on engineer... 
 All GDP is based on people giving each other handjobs for cash. 
 There's 2 main problems at work here, one is that there's no peacetime heavy industry left so if you want weapons, you need to keep those lines running - you can't switch a bike factory over to churning out STENs when your bike factory is in China.
The other is that valuing things in USD is pretty much meaningless when the industry is basically a mechanism to transfer freshly printed cash to Jews.  $2000 toilet seats, etc. 
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 Depends where you are.  When you've got 6 hours of daylight (sun not visible behind clouds) for half the year it gets pretty grim. 
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 They still had time to make damn sure it will never, ever draw a swastika though. 
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 Well good thing I'm decapitating every one I see with a sword that sets things on fire then.  Basically a hero, me. 
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 Roberto el Buildero 
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 Overdid the peeps a bit.  The silences and anticipation is better than the thing itself.