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 Can these millionaire youtubers stop running ads for ear buds and meal prep please? 
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Now back to our regularly scheduled racism.

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 Gay cartoons 
 The irony of a nigger with a marla singer pfp critiquing someone else's taste in fictional women

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 > The rollercoaster started to pick up speed wildly. 
> We could feel the wood beams of the truss... 
 > wall-to-wall shelves full of jars of formaldehyde, holding the lying tongues and typing fingers... 
 I used to think I was an edgelord but their fascination with scatology and mutilation is truly on another level.

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 >I'm going to act retarded so people call me retarded
>I'm going to act like a strawman homosexual stereotype so people call me a faggot
If you ever find yourself this starved for dopamine, just take up a heroin addiction. There's more dignity that way.

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 There is no way you went through the whole game without the paraglider! 
 hmm i saw memes imply he was locked in a cage and raped 
 didnt watch the later seasons but werent the "nazis" gay and rapping jessie to force him to cook ... 
 They were definitely faggots but only in the pejorative neonozzy biker gang sense not in the literal buttsex sense. They didn't diddle jessie they just killed his beaner girlfriend infront of him (okay maybe they weren't so bad after all). 

It was a decent crime drama and probably the last good show that was ever on television period, but people hype it up way too much.

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 If you see a nigger within shouting distance it is a self defense situation and you are legally r... 
 We have to answer the District Attorney question before we have breathing room for that.

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 Str*amers needs to be banned from public spaces and shamed back to their bedrooms where they belo... 
 If someone sticks a phone in your face it is a self defense situation and violence is the only appropriate response. This is not a shitpost. 
 Sparks from electrical cables? Crumbling infrastructure? Yeah right... you know how ridiculous th... 
 Hawaii IS full of crackheads with bic lighters, and those do come a lot cheaper than industrial burning lasers.

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 It doesn't have to be a laser to start a massive fire. A friend of mine, his little brother, and ... 
 Very true, I just get tired of hearing normalfags think that lasers are some kind of magic that only exists in sci fi movies.
>JEWISH SPACE LASERS TAKE YOUR MEDS LOL
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 I want to laugh but I'm really just confused how new yorkers are even noticing 
>Hey have you noticed our violent brown shithole got slightly browner and shitter? 
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 He tried but the skill tree was bugged 
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 He can breef 
 I hope someone mods that back in because it was funny as fuck 
 You see that mountain? You can mup da do didda be dat dum mufuggin bix nood.

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 Started playing starfield.  Curiously got the best of me.  Made it through the tutorial section a... 
 My man is in hospice and spending his precious little time on a bethesda game. Is your appetite for cringe truly this insatiable?

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 I give persona a lot of shit and deservedly so but compared to most games they're passable rpgs. They don't hold a candle to the mainline series tho.

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 Westoid beta male lusts for japanese pussy but is unprepared for the ancestral cock and ball torture that asian girls call 'relationships'

Nip pick-me lusts after White cock but is unprepared for the fact that even the most spineless redditor is going to giajin smash over every aspect of the kabuki theater she calls a wordview without even trying.

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 So they CAN hear it 
 That is her official photo on the party website 
 dfl.org/leadership/shivanthi/ 
 @Leaf Lord found your skinwalker gf 
 >OMG Get a real problem uwu
You are my problem, you spooge drinking language rapist.
Also, Konami has been nigger-tier for years but I guess now it's official.

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 >The public lynching in the comments.
Bit of a Whitepill innit.

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 >Um asksually this peer reviewed paper says there is no God. 
Wow that's bananas.

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 Billions.