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 It doesn't have to be a laser to start a massive fire. A friend of mine, his little brother, and I saved this White teenage girl and a baby back when we were still in middle school together from a house fire because she didn't put out her cigarette and caught the back of her house on fire. 
 Very true, I just get tired of hearing normalfags think that lasers are some kind of magic that only exists in sci fi movies.
>JEWISH SPACE LASERS TAKE YOUR MEDS LOL
https://youtu.be/IzUoe-9bKa0?si=flqj_0vM5hNNUq8O 
 What happens to the whole goddamn sky when a military laser is actually being test fired. Too obvious. 

Drones with kerosene flasks will do the trick.

https://i.poastcdn.org/e66630c904bcdb1e2c1a757d6cd213d90968b1f8bd405a739e88fc6b594c434d.jpeg

https://i.poastcdn.org/fa7590c8f0419102eb7cd0e81cec0711e876edf580cb65bfc06dd22b98719e1a.jpeg 
 Sparks from electrical cables? Crumbling infrastructure? Yeah right... you know how ridiculous that sounds?

It was obviously top secret intercontinental Chinese death lasers 
 Hawaii IS full of crackheads with bic lighters, and those do come a lot cheaper than industrial burning lasers.

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6963f6bea3f00bfaf392aae4d53409786de21e1da97e1189d1a288547ff99ef5.png 
 On an unrelated note youtube recommended me a video that had whatever the fuck this is in the thumbnail

https://i.poastcdn.org/6eea14adfd0cb7ca0b209eb555f3cbd24b385edb5f0634703de7c8774dce9482.png 
 @Nova :confederateflag: @ebbc6199 @Chineseman (dick pics in 3 months) 🟥  no one understands what a cigarette can do and how quick fires get out of control