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 What happens to the whole goddamn sky when a military laser is actually being test fired. Too obvious. 

Drones with kerosene flasks will do the trick.

https://i.poastcdn.org/e66630c904bcdb1e2c1a757d6cd213d90968b1f8bd405a739e88fc6b594c434d.jpeg

https://i.poastcdn.org/fa7590c8f0419102eb7cd0e81cec0711e876edf580cb65bfc06dd22b98719e1a.jpeg 
 Sparks from electrical cables? Crumbling infrastructure? Yeah right... you know how ridiculous that sounds?

It was obviously top secret intercontinental Chinese death lasers 
 Hawaii IS full of crackheads with bic lighters, and those do come a lot cheaper than industrial burning lasers.

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6963f6bea3f00bfaf392aae4d53409786de21e1da97e1189d1a288547ff99ef5.png 
 On an unrelated note youtube recommended me a video that had whatever the fuck this is in the thumbnail

https://i.poastcdn.org/6eea14adfd0cb7ca0b209eb555f3cbd24b385edb5f0634703de7c8774dce9482.png