What happens to the whole goddamn sky when a military laser is actually being test fired. Too obvious. Drones with kerosene flasks will do the trick. https://i.poastcdn.org/e66630c904bcdb1e2c1a757d6cd213d90968b1f8bd405a739e88fc6b594c434d.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/fa7590c8f0419102eb7cd0e81cec0711e876edf580cb65bfc06dd22b98719e1a.jpeg
Sparks from electrical cables? Crumbling infrastructure? Yeah right... you know how ridiculous that sounds? It was obviously top secret intercontinental Chinese death lasers
Hawaii IS full of crackheads with bic lighters, and those do come a lot cheaper than industrial burning lasers. https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6963f6bea3f00bfaf392aae4d53409786de21e1da97e1189d1a288547ff99ef5.png
On an unrelated note youtube recommended me a video that had whatever the fuck this is in the thumbnail https://i.poastcdn.org/6eea14adfd0cb7ca0b209eb555f3cbd24b385edb5f0634703de7c8774dce9482.png
Chucky The Killer? Wanna know how I got these scars? https://i.poastcdn.org/4aa93b6c7d1997964298606a084ee7aa0b3afbbadce8dee24ea94a126f00902f.jpg